"Fuck"

[Jail]

And for all us women to enjoy..............how about some ejaculating eclairs

fuck me, I just crack me up

http://www.porn-bread.com/images/oven2.jpg

 

[Archangel_5607]

*ducks out of the fucking way in case Roze sees These*
No fucking pepsi on ol arch, no sir ee

 

[Jail]

*ducks out of the fucking way in case Roze sees These*
No fucking pepsi on ol arch, no sir ee

Oh fuck!!!!!!!! I forgot about that.



ROZE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEW ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Archangel_5607]

One day i was sitting around contemplating the meaning of my own fucking existance when i thought of a conversation i had with someone of my past, and they asked, maybe you should make a bulletin board that asks the question "Will this hurt if i stick it in your fucking ass?" And i thought about it, and pondered and decided it would be best if simply brought this thought out, posted it on the BB and then publically executed it, and then i could mail myself the bill for the price of the bullet, which by luck is nothing because its a virtual thought, and a virtual bullet, and hence a virtual bill, sweet, props to me. Anyhoo, here goes fucking nothing.

*leads his thought out into the public square*
*blindfolds him*
*puts a cigarette in his mouth*
*lights it*

*loads Baretta*
*places Gun to thoughts head*
*Nomine Patris Et Filis, *gun cock* Spiritu Santis*
*GunSHOT*

*puts a blanket over the dead thought*

The moral of the story, ignore the fucking idiot stuff your friends tell you

Thank you for listening to this public service Announcement

~ The Management

 

[Jail]

Fuck, Arch, that's so true............don't sweat the fucking small stuff, is what I say too.

 

[Archangel_5607]

Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?

Im hoping to do that later tonight, because these fuckers are snug is what they are.....

 

[kayte]

Gee, sure is fucking quiet here this evening....

 

[Jail]

Gee, sure is fucking quiet here this evening....

(((((((((((((kayte))))))))))))))) welcome home, hon


Fuck, I'll say it's quiet.

 

[LadyAria]

{{{Kayte}}}

{{{Jail}}}

How are you fuckers tonight?

 

[kayte]

(((((((((((((kayte))))))))))))))) welcome home, hon


Fuck, I'll say it's quiet.

Thank you darling


Bet lots of the missing are out finishing up their fucking shopping...

 

[Jail]

Thank you darling


Bet lots of the missing are out finishing up their fucking shopping...

Probably. I'm just so fucking glad I'm done. Now all I gotta fucking do is remember to take out the turkey tomorrow.

 

[kayte]

{{{Kayte}}}

{{{Jail}}}

How are you fuckers tonight?

Good fucking evening {{{{Lady Aria}}}} So nice to see you. Doing pretty well.

How was your day?

 

[kayte]

Probably. I'm just so fucking glad I'm done. Now all I gotta fucking do is remember to take out the turkey tomorrow.

I thought I wouldn't have to go out today, but I did. I needed to get my glasses fixed.

Damn the fucking number of people out. Well the glasses are fine now. But the reason for the season just isn't there...

Glad I am home.

Will be going to my brother's on Christmas. That is always fun.

 

[LadyAria]

It started when her fucking Nanny got pregnant-- the nanny was 17 and she was 5 ...

The old adage "It takes a village to raise a child" is totally true and if you need anything ask me and i will give you any input that i think will help you

Thanks hon.

*Fuck* Thinking about it makes my head hurt.

 

[LadyAria]

Good fucking evening {{{{Lady Aria}}}} So nice to see you. Doing pretty well.

How was your day?

Hello darling...my day was very good. I had the day off and just did things to get ready for fucking Christmas. How about you?

 

[Jail]

I thought I wouldn't have to go out today, but I did. I needed to get my glasses fixed.

Damn the fucking number of people out. Well the glasses are fine now. But the reason for the season just isn't there...

Glad I am home.

Will be going to my brother's on Christmas. That is always fun.

Not us, we're fucking staying home. Just the three of us.

We have everything we want here, to keep busy with each other. Besides, when the kid opens her christmas gifts, we always spend lots of time with her and her stuff. To me, that's what makes Christmas special.

 

[Jail]

{{{Kayte}}}

{{{Jail}}}

How are you fuckers tonight?

(((((((((((LadyA))))))))))))) you fucking gorgeous woman!

I'm fucking fine, how are you doing?

 

[LadyAria]

(((((((((((LadyA))))))))))))) you fucking gorgeous woman!

I'm fucking fine, how are you doing?

You forgot fucking classy

Good. How's my favorite warden?

 

[kayte]

Hello darling...my day was very good. I had the day off and just did things to get ready for fucking Christmas. How about you?

Glad to hear you had the time to take care of some of those fucking things. My day was pretty good. Did get the glasses fixed, but that did mean going out to where all the crazy people were. A shopping mall. Shudders.

I do wonder where the reason for the season was...

How is your Alpha doing, and the youngster?

 

[kayte]

Not us, we're fucking staying home. Just the three of us.

We have everything we want here, to keep busy with each other. Besides, when the kid opens her christmas gifts, we always spend lots of time with her and her stuff. To me, that's what makes Christmas special.

Sounds like a fucking fantastic time for you and yours.

 

[Jail]

You forgot fucking classy

Good. How's my favorite warden?

LOL ok fucking classy gorgeous woman

I've been fucking busy tonight..........searching for concealed weapons. Damn that Arch anyway. I think he purposely keeps it loaded, just for me.

 

[LadyAria]

Glad to hear you had the time to take care of some of those fucking things. My day was pretty good. Did get the glasses fixed, but that did mean going out to where all the crazy people were. A shopping mall. Shudders.

I do wonder where the reason for the season was...

How is your Alpha doing, and the youngster?

Alpha appears to be recovering and at work tonight. The toddler is fucking snoozing...the quiet before the storm. I did forget to buy some eggs

I'll go out in the fucking morning into the madness. I need to make my father my chocolate almond cookies. He's coming into town tomorrow evening.

 

[LadyAria]

Where the fuck is Masters of Horror! Sigh...it comes on every friday and it isn't on...I need my horror fix.

 

[kayte]

Alpha appears to be recovering and at work tonight. The toddler is fucking snoozing...the quiet before the storm. I did forget to buy some eggs

I'll go out in the fucking morning into the madness. I need to make my father my chocolate almond cookies. He's coming into town tomorrow evening.

Glad Alpha is feeling better and that you are getting some quiet time before 'the storm'.

Mmmm now those cookies sound fucking divine!

Have a good holiday time.

 

[LadyAria]

LOL ok fucking classy gorgeous woman

I've been fucking busy tonight..........searching for concealed weapons. Damn that Arch anyway. I think he purposely keeps it loaded, just for me.

What good is it if it isn't COCKed and fucking loaded?