Fuck you and the horse you rode in on...

[FlamingoBlue]

That's a really great sentiment. I just love how it sounds. Got any others that you would like to share?

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 08-17-2000 at 01:40 PM]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ya know Blue i might fuck you but i wont fuck the horse. Never had a thing for bestiality.

 

[Expertise]

Brings to mind the punchline of an old joke

Victorian Explorers Wife: So chief you even screw bears

Cheif: Oh yes, screw bears too

VEW: Dear

Chief: No, no deer.....assholes to high

hee hee hee

as far as sentiments: What do you expect from a pig but a grunt

 

[Bliss]

STOP! STOP! LMFAOPMP!

Blue, oh my gosh! LOLOLOL! The response button is that other one

Hunny, oh my GAWD, I had to run to the pottie for that one!

I wonder if men ever actually or almost wet themselves laughing or sneezing or what have you? Well, it's Blue's post, I'll let him ask those questions!

Anywho, thank you both for the much needed laughter!

 

[Siren]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

[Guest]

Poor Buttercup

Hee hee hee... Ezzie, I thought you said you were hungry enough to ONLY eat a horse, not... Aw hell. Nevermind. Sawwy hon. Luv ya.

 

[Ezzie]

Eat, blow, suck, fuck...

Hell Tiggie, yeah I said eat a horse but I'll do whatever it takes to fill my tummy at this point. LOL

 

[Guest]

Whoa

Kick ass! lol

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Dear Naked....

I acceept your gracious offer. Leave your horse out in the yard and make yourself comfortable while I mix us a pitcher of martinis.

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 08-17-2000 at 01:42 PM]

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LMFAO That was good not what I expected though. That is one of my favorite saying. One of my other fav sayings has to be Opinions are like assholes everyone has one!

Bonnie

 

[Beebeeblue]

But Blue!!! Im allergic to horses!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have a friend in the navy who would say on a daily basis almost verbatim:

"Well fuck me in the goat ass."

Whats with the whole horse goat pig mother bitch fucking thing? I don't get it.

 

[Adoratrice]

"Well fuck me running"
"Who gives a flying fuck"
"Fuck a duck"
is the word fuck a prerequisite?...if not
"Shit fire & save the matches"
"She bangs like a shithouse door"
"He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground"
"She is two sandwiches short of a picnic"
"As busy as a one legged ass kicker"
and my favorite...
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"

......oh and by the way, are those my "anywho's" I've seen lying around?

[Edited by Adoratrice on 08-17-2000 at 08:19 PM]

 

[Guest]

I think George Carlin said it best:

'You better step on that clutch Bill or you'll fuck that engine again.'

'Fuck the ump, Fuck the ump, Fuck the ump.'

'Stop me before I fuck again'

 

[Cheyenne]

In a battle of wits, you're unarmed.

We don't know where we're headed, but we're making great time! (Often said by one of the VP's in our company....)

 

[KillerMuffin]

When in doubt they always say....

"Let me speak to the private (seaman, airman) in charge!"

 

[Savage Kitten]

Momma always said

"You can pick your nose, but ya can't pick your friend's"

 

[Never]

No, no, no.. *sighs* It goes..

You can pick your friend, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend'ss nose.

Or: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't kill your sister.

 

[Savage Kitten]

NEVER!!!

MY Momma said it and MY Momma is always right! You hear me?! If my Momma said it then it is the worlds honest truth I'm tellin you!! Don't nobody ever say My MOmma is wrong.. no sirrrrreee *pouts*

 

[scylis]

bringing in the artilary...

"you FLAMING ASS BANDIT, YOU!!!"

"that sucks fat cock.."

"what kind of monkey crack have you been smoking?!?"

"you goit!!!!"

"think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers"

"of course i still love you... now stop whining and let me shoot you!"

"we don't take no shit from a machine.."

"nice computers don't go down"

"all men have the right to dig their own graves, and i have the right to sell them the shovels..."

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision..."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know."

"I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?"

"A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none."

"You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman."

"Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds."

"Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry."

"Never trust a cop with a rubber glove."

"For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool."

"Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat."

"If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you."

"Smile or I'll kill you."

 

[scylis]

more, you say?!?

"Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man"

"May the road rise up and fall on you."

"Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'."

"You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor."

"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon."

"Fight crime. Shoot back."

"You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on."

"You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey."

"Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla."

"Horniness is a quintessential example of hope."

"Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia."

"Why ask why, just shut up and die"

"I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil."

 

[Thor's Hammer]

"Having lost sight of our objectives, we have redoubled our efforts."

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will do." From Alice in Wonderland.....

(pass the tea, Mad Hatter, the White Rabbit is empty)

And, my favorite, the one that is my "signature."

 

[Softly]

Directed to someone that you don't believe.

"You blow Goats, and bark at the Moon!"
From a lady, it will bring a laugh, every time.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Are my roots showing?

what's this my dear Flamingo?? .. you want to fuck me *blushing* .... well i had no idea .. or maybe i did

.. and i have not been horseback riding in years ... well .. all i have to say is:
ROOT YOU!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ah, Izzy....

I have promised myself to be faithful to my wife but my fantasies are still my own. And you, sweet Godiva, are still in them. Your horse, however, is not.

blue