Fuck The Shithole Of So-called California

So convenient.they banned me from all major social media so I can't let "dear Governor" know what normal human beings think of his ceremony.
 
Notice how Newslime isn't banned from Facefart or Shitter. No bias there. No of course not.
 
Notice how Newslime isn't banned from Facefart or Shitter. No bias there. No of course not.

Um, mehbe you should move.

Sounds like Cali is not your forte.

It's not worth going through life all twisted up and bent.

Time to let them get the fruit of their labor.

Just relax. The house of cards will collapse, let them fall where they may. Take a break for a bit.
 
So convenient.they banned me from all major social media so I can't let "dear Governor" know what normal human beings think of his ceremony.

If you're using social media to let your representatives know your positions, you'd doing it wrong.
 
First off, renard, you have a problem.
You should take a political sabbatical.

Secondly, they pay a lot of attention
to social media now and use it to get
their message out and to interact and
subsequently ban the rewards of the
world...

The old paradigms are dying, as they
should.
 


Seems to me if you're not ok with living in the "progressive" loony toons woketopia of California, then it is probably time for you to grab a butt cheek with one hand, the opposing ear with your other hand and give your head a good tug because it's super duper time to leave California.

Nobody is entitled to a right wing California. It's super majority blue and is going to get the woke-crazy it has voted for.

If that's a problem you have like 30 red states and half a dozen purple ones to choose from. From libertarianish Montana, religious conservative B'ama, neo-liberal Florida....generically conservative Texas....moderate midwestern purple states..... little something for everyone.... just the way it should be.

Gawd bless America!!
https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/crazy-preacher.jpg?w=430&h=230&crop=1

:D
 
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God bless the non-hackers who were punted from my beautiful state.

Don't let the door hitya where the good Lord splitya!
 
So convenient.they banned me from all major social media so I can't let "dear Governor" know what normal human beings think of his ceremony.

How would you know what normal humans think?

Answer, you don't because you're a trumptard. :)
 
Paid to leave = punted?


Well, you gotta realize that luk thinks living in a homeless camp down by the river means he's successful because he's in California after every other State in the Union tossed his ass back here.
 
The reality is you have to be even stupider than Renard to want out.

I keep hearing this from Californians, but I never see any good reasons behind it.

Why is getting less for much much more make California better? :confused:

Why should I want to pay insane sums of money to live in California?? :confused:

Especially wen for the price of a working or lower middle class life there I can be effectively rich anywhere other than NYC and Hawaii. The weather isn't THAT good.
 
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Well, you gotta realize that luk thinks living in a homeless camp down by the river means he's successful because he's in California after every other State in the Union tossed his ass back here.

Luk seems to think the height of living is in the smog, bum piss and dumpster juice stank of SoCal.

He's entitled to his opinion but I certainly don't share it.
 
Well, you gotta realize that luk thinks living in a homeless camp down by the river means he's successful because he's in California after every other State in the Union tossed his ass back here.

You literally live in the worst part of our city, Rapey. Why do you lie so much?
 
Easy access to everything is an outstanding place to start. You want beach? We got it. You want to ski in the show we got it. You want to visit a world renown zoo, aquarium or even Sea World? We got it. LA and NY are the only places you can guarantee every major act or sport will come to. The Olympics are never showing up in Tulsa or even Kansas City. Cuisine is another nice touch.

Then while we have steadily slipped as we've made the mistake of thinking for a heartbeat that Republicans might be right about somethings on education there is a reason why Silicon Valley is in California, literally almost every major tech company you can name is head quartered here. I'm sure you could find some that aren't if pressed but if taxes were a primary driver why not run Netflix and Pay Pay out of Alaska? If they were making enough to live in CA the amount of money they would have even with a pay cut would be more than enough to fly anywhere in counrty, if not the globe for a week long vacation.

Hell why didn't these companies START in Texas? It turns out that when you invest in educatioin you end up with a resource that can't be found in red states. Large amounts of educated and specifically tech savvy people. That isn't to say there are no nerds in Arkansas, its more to say if you are a nerd in Arkansas the first thing you do is move someplace that has companies with a need for your very specific set of skills.

That isn't that we don't have things that need fixing. Letting private companies handle our power has been at best a mess, at worst fatalities waiting to happen. While the homeless and the such are really overblown by the media, in fact the areas that its bad in are so small you can track them almost at the country level not the city level. And while to outsiders there are several cities in California our general building style is kinda nuts. The difference between San Fran and Oakland is if you live in a million + dollar home, you know how to parallel park on a hill and you live on one side of a famous bridge. You can pass between the OC and LA without noticing and while they are suburbs with names only the locals know the only REAL divide between LA and San Diego is a stretch of mountains. They have Mexican Crossing signs. Sorry, family crossing signs on the freeway. They are hilarious as all hell.

You're also less likely to get killed in CA than you are in the South or Midwest. Those barbarians with their lax gun laws just shoot people for the luls.

That's before you factor in the last earthquake that mattered is nearly thirty years in the past, the wild fires generally don't do much to actual people. Every so often it hits some small town that really shouldn't exist in the first frickin place but still generally speaking you'll be okay. Compare and contrast that with the south where y ou know you're getting a hurricane or two, maybe more. It seems to have died down the last few years but I remember when the snow in the North East was so bad that we didn't know ifi t was Snowmaggeddon, Blizzacolypse, Snowzilla or Snowmaggeddon II: Electric Boogaloo.

Now truth be told if that $15 an hour national minimum wage passes I'm moving to one of those states that has like 3 electoral votes, no regularly occuring natural disasters and houses are something someone making $15 an hour can scoop up and maybe import some llamas and the first one will be named Kuzco and I'll tell him he's a bad llama. Since I'm pretty sure there idea of gun control is 'if you can afford it' I'm getting me a .50 cal rifle, an anti-tank gun and a hippo. I don't even know why I want a Hippo other than to feel like a straight G.
 
Seems to me if you're not ok with living in the "progressive" loony toons woketopia of California, then it is probably time for you to grab a butt cheek with one hand, the opposing ear with your other hand and give your head a good tug because it's super duper time to leave California.

Nobody is entitled to a right wing California. It's super majority blue and is going to get the woke-crazy it has voted for.

If that's a problem you have like 30 red states and half a dozen purple ones to choose from. From libertarianish Montana, religious conservative B'ama, neo-liberal Florida....generically conservative Texas....moderate midwestern purple states..... little something for everyone.... just the way it should be.

Gawd bless America!!
https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/crazy-preacher.jpg?w=430&h=230&crop=1

:D


Only stands to reason as the more Centrist population exits the bluer and more batshit CA becomes.
 
Easy access to everything is an outstanding place to start.

Ok so nothing of real importance just shit that Californians bloviate themselves with so they don't feel like paying 3-4x MSRP for a working class life.

Then while we have steadily slipped as we've made the mistake of thinking for a heartbeat that Republicans might be right about somethings on education there is a reason why Silicon Valley is in California, literally almost every major tech company you can name is head quartered here.

California is midpack in education, lower mid pack once you only look at K-12.

Yes, and those reasons were gone 20 years ago. Democrats have strangled them out of your state.

I'm sure you could find some that aren't if pressed but if taxes were a primary driver why not run Netflix and Pay Pay out of Alaska? If they were making enough to live in CA the amount of money they would have even with a pay cut would be more than enough to fly anywhere in counrty, if not the globe for a week long vacation.

You do they are getting out right? :confused:

Hell why didn't these companies START in Texas?

Who cares? That's where they are headed now.

You're also less likely to get killed in CA than you are in the South or Midwest. Those barbarians with their lax gun laws just shoot people for the luls.

Nope. Not outside of a few blue metro shit holes I'm not. Stay out of the (D) run metro shit holes and the "most peaceful protestors" and I'm in some of the safest real-estate on the planet.

That's before you factor in the last earthquake that mattered is nearly thirty years in the past, the wild fires generally don't do much to actual people.

Ahhh the thousands they do effect though aren't actual people.... all REAL people live in some metro shit hole. :rolleyes:

Now truth be told if that $15 an hour national minimum wage passes

It's not. Going to have to do that in blue states.
 
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