Fuck! my cup is empty.

[Goldminingsux]

Would someone please, please come over and fill my coffee cup?
I'm tired, and I'm starting to think my bum is welded to the dining room chair. It's already made but the pot is just out of reach.......
FUCK!

 

[The_Fool]

Would someone please, please come over and fill my coffee cup?
I'm tired, and I'm starting to think my bum is welded to the dining room chair. It's already made but the pot is just out of reach.......
FUCK!

You've got it easy, I have to go upstairs to get mine.

 

[Goldminingsux]

You've got it easy, I have to go upstairs to get mine.

I guess I do, that sucks... maybe its time to buy a thermos?

 

[The_Fool]

I guess I do, that sucks... maybe its time to buy a thermos?

Or a bigger cup.

 

[Goldminingsux]

Or a bigger cup.

or a more comfortable kitchen chair... Or someone to fill my empty fucking coffee cup!

 

[The_Fool]

or a more comfortable kitchen chair... Or someone to fill my empty fucking coffee cup!

I'd say the chair replacement has more long term impact.

 

[Goldminingsux]

I'd say the chair replacement has more long term impact.

Ahh, but then if I do go with the more comfortable kitchen chair, every man and his dog will be wanting me to fill Their coffee cups, and then I've defeated the whole purpose of having mine filled for me!

 

[JudasIscariot]

You could always just move the coffee machine onto the table if you don't want to move..........and they say humans are getting lazier......what do they know

 

[Goldminingsux]

You could always just move the coffee machine onto the table if you don't want to move..........and they say humans are getting lazier......what do they know

I could do that, but then I'd have to unplug it and once I do that, than I'd have to reset the clock, because nothing pisses me off more than blinking :12:00:

 

[Goldminingsux]

Ok, see what you've gone and made me do now!, I got up, walked into the kitchen and for some reason, when I opened the fridge door, Orange Juice jumped out at me, so me being me thought...Self! why not grab that bottle of Tequila and the OJ and some of that grand mariner and that lill bottle of grenadine.
So instead of my fucking coffee cup being empty, my highball glass is full and I'm drinking a Tequila Sunrise. All because no one would fill my fucking coffee cup!!!

 

[JudasIscariot]

Ok, see what you've gone and made me do now!, I got up, walked into the kitchen and for some reason, when I opened the fridge door, Orange Juice jumped out at me, so me being me thought...Self! why not grab that bottle of Tequila and the OJ and some of that grand mariner and that lill bottle of grenadine.
So instead of my fucking coffee cup being empty, my highball glass is full and I'm drinking a Tequila Sunrise. All because no one would fill my fucking coffee cup!!!

You act like this is a problem, I'd fucking love to be in the sun with a bastard tequila, you don't know just how lucky you are chief