Fuck have I ever been horny these last couple days

[Star of Penumbra]

I think I've masturbated more times in the past two days than I have in the previous two months. My hands are almost constantly shaky and I'm running out of porn. Plus I drank nearly two gallons of liquid today to make up the loss.

GodDAMN do I ever need a partner.

 

[TWB]

*chuckle*

You could always just drink astroglide

 

[Moridin187]

Feelin your pain, my dicks' more bruised than a 90 pound white boy after 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

 

[Basia]

Feelin your pain, my dicks' more bruised than a 90 pound white boy after 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

May I add you to my quote book for that one?

 

[Moridin187]

May I add you to my quote book for that one?

Certainly, it was meant to be quotable.. Sometimes these little gems just pop into my head and out through my fingers.

 

[Moridin187]

*blinks and looks closely at Basia's icon*

.....

Is that James??!?!?!?!?

 

[Basia]

Certainly, it was meant to be quotable.. Sometimes these little gems just pop into my head and out through my fingers.

I bet there's more than just little gems that come from your head to your fingers

 

[Moridin187]

I bet there's more than just little gems that come from your head to your fingers

Naughty naughty naughty... But then, there's no better place for it, eh? And all I know about other stuff involving my hands is that they're large and I've always been told I'm good with them.

 

[Basia]

Is that James??!?!?!?!?

A younger James, but yes. I'm gonna see them in July!

 

[Basia]

Naughty naughty naughty... But then, there's no better place for it, eh? And all I know about other stuff involving my hands is that they're large and I've always been told I'm good with them.

I might just have to try and test you on that one..

 

[Moridin187]

A younger James, but yes. I'm gonna see them in July!

You suck.. I was gonna get to see them in July, but that didn't work out... I must see them, I must see James, I must get James to sign my arm so I can get it tattooed. Yes, yes indeed.


As to the hands, test me anytime. If you want, we can even move onto the oral testing stage, that's where I excel.

 

[Basia]

You suck.. I was gonna get to see them in July, but that didn't work out... I must see them, I must see James, I must get James to sign my arm so I can get it tattooed. Yes, yes indeed.


As to the hands, test me anytime. If you want, we can even move onto the oral testing stage, that's where I excel.

You where right. I do suck. We could test that out too...

 

[Moridin187]

You where right. I do suck. We could test that out too...

Well that sounds good, no fair for you to get to test all my skills without a little testing of my own. You've already got two points in my book for being a Metallica Fan, so it's all downhill from there.

 

[Basia]

Well that sounds good, no fair for you to get to test all my skills without a little testing of my own. You've already got two points in my book for being a Metallica Fan, so it's all downhill from there.

The down hill runn is too fast. It ends just as you go to get a thrill. Couldn't we do a little cross country?

 

[Moridin187]

The down hill runn is too fast. It ends just as you go to get a thrill. Couldn't we do a little cross country?

Eh, I'm more of a swimmer myself. Let's start with a nice, smooth breast stroke, then a little doggystyle.. or do I mean dogpaddle?
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Nope, don't mean dogpaddle.