Fuck Everybody

[RosevilleCAguy]

Line up please.


No pushing.


Sorry, I don't do men, but I'm certain somebody here will be willing to accomodate you.

Same thing for those women who prefer women.

Carry on in whatever fashion you like until I get to you.

Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[honeylick]

no pushing?

that's not good fucking.

 

[peachykeen]

I don't think anyone's available to oblige you right now, roseville. We're all kinda busy watching DeSade fucking himself.

 

[Guest]

I don't think anyone's available to oblige you right now, roseville. We're all kinda busy watching DeSade fucking himself.

and how am I fucking myself?

 

[Guest]

 

[honeylick]

and how am I fucking myself?

ignorance really is bliss.
-smirk-

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

no pushing?

that's not good fucking.

You can push, but only if it amuses you.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I don't think anyone's available to oblige you right now, roseville. We're all kinda busy watching DeSade fucking himself.

Hey, voyeurism is an accepted sexual practice.

Besides, it might make ya hot fer later.


Arggggh. (Sorry, its the pirate av's fault)

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

So do we take a number?

Arrangements are on a first cum first served basis.


Am I a punny guy or what?

 

[honeylick]

You can push, but only if it amuses you.

silly fuck?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

silly fuck?

Is a "rubber nose only" Ok?

Clown shoes really mess up my traction.

 

[honeylick]

Is a "rubber nose only" Ok?

Clown shoes really mess up my traction.

no 69-ing then... it'll tickle my hiney

 

[kidthor]

...Hey...that's my line...sorta...

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

no 69-ing then... it'll tickle my hiney

You sure? I got a really cool one that lights up.

Maybe the one that honks when you squeeze it?

Not the squirting one though.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Fuck Everybody

...Hey...that's my line...sorta...

Nah. I'm not from the South.

 

[honeylick]

You sure? I got a really cool one that lights up.

Maybe the one that honks when you squeeze it?

Not the squirting one though.

light up the end of my tunnel... kinky.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

light up the end of my tunnel... kinky.

I prefer the formal term...Perverted.

 

[honeylick]

I prefer the formal term...Perverted.

i prefer the action form

to be perved.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

i prefer the action form

to be perved.

Strangely enough, I've always considered myself to be a man of action.

 

[honeylick]

Strangely enough, I've always considered myself to be a man of action.

verb me.
-smirk-

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

verb me.
-smirk-

Alas, there is no room on Larry's lap.

 

[honeylick]

Alas, there is no room on Larry's lap.

-snicker-

i'll move over... he'll like you.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

-snicker-

i'll move over... he'll like you.

Uh, actually my concern is that he will like me TOO much.

I am cute after all.

 

[honeylick]

Uh, actually my concern is that he will like me TOO much.

I am cute after all.

yes you are... i dig your bones

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

yes you are... i dig your bones

Thank you. Very impressive, yes?