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loki

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Hmmmm....

8:30 on a friday night and my wife's already in bed asleep.
Guess who's not getting laid tonight.:(
 
be happy that you get some any other time.....
some people don't
 
loki, you are not alone!

i hear ya bud. got some the other night. if i get anymore anytime soon it will have to be with someone else. i've got a better chance of winning the lotto for the next few weeks.
 
Hmmm.
Friday night at 6:21pm. I'm in Washington and MS is in LA.
Guess who else isn't getting laid tonight?
Guess who isn't getting laid at all for a while?
Fucking long distance relationships suck - and not in a good way.
 
Hey, I know..

Let her sleep for a few hours while you have some time all to yourself... to watch a porno.

Then wake her up by doing something really sexy to her...causing her to react positively to your touch before she is really awake to say "no."
 
loki said:
Hmmmm....

8:30 on a friday night and my wife's already in bed asleep.
Guess who's not getting laid tonight.:(

If she is not sick, or exhuasted from her job or chasing kids all day, perhaps she is just a morning person!

Try a romantic midnight picnic, in your bedroom! Pick some nice, fun foods, and a good bottle of wine, set the stage, blanket on the floor, flowers, what ever will make it seem like a picnic....and wake her gently (kisses are nice, but be insistant, or she'll not get the clue). Present the midnight feast, via candle light! (lots of candles, so she won't drowse out on you.) When she has eaten, and had some wine, she'll be awake and thinking good thoughts about you!

I hope you can take it from there!
 
Totally off topic

Wow Sensua - great Av!

I usually don't comment on people's Avs, but I do like that one.
 
Yeah, I know I'm whining, and it's not even been a week since the last time.

Just feeling bitchy I guess.
 
Saturn Return and Sensua had beautiful ideas.;)

One thing I know for sure. Paraphrased words of a song,

`Loki, don't take your love to town.' :)

Rosie's a fair temporary substitute and a hell of a lot
easier on the pocket book. :D


Before I leave the soapbox, just let me say.......
 
Re: Totally off topic

Shy Tall Guy said:
Wow Sensua - great Av!

I usually don't comment on people's Avs, but I do like that one.


Thanks....I appreciate the eye popping!
 
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