From my e-mail today

[cellis]

Thanks Cellis. That was cute.

This one is just pretty. It loads kind of slow but is worth the wait:

http://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble.htm

Oh my Rosie that was wonderful!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Thank you, cellis.

I got this cartoon yesterday...

 

[SierraMoon]

i just had to share this.. i actually laughed out loud!!


An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in
a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?

We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I
made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again andwe
can do it for old time's sake."

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she
answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
this...two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an
eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided
by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, lowers
her knickers and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and
as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman
ever saw. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes!

She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God!"

He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic
sex imaginable.

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying
on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and
put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing
-- he was going like a train! I've GOT to ask him what his secret
is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else;
you must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you
manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there
some sort of secret?"

"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "fifty years ago that
damn fence wasn't electric."

 

[A Desert Rose]

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman looked up and calmly replied, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

 

[A Desert Rose]

Kinda cute...

 

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ohhhhhh yea.... love my friends.... ;-)

 

[SierraMoon]

ohhhhhh yea.... love my friends.... ;-)

Verrrryyyy nice!!!!

 

[A Desert Rose]

I hope no one is offended, but I think these are funnier than all get out.

 

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...and lastly....

 

[A Desert Rose]

If anyone is offended, please send all complaints to AA and WD.

They provoked me into posting these.

 

[kayte]

If anyone is offended, please send all complaints to AA and WD.

They provoked me into posting these.

Good evening ADR ~ Thank you for posting the diamond series!!! I think they are great!!!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Good evening ADR ~ Thank you for posting the diamond series!!! I think they are great!!!

Nice of you to drop in, kayte. ;-D Long time no see.

And I take all credit if you like them. All blame goes to the Domly-guys, if someone doesn't. After all, I deferred to them before I posted. A good submissive does that. ;-)

And today this came with the caption: Wouldn't it be awful to go through life looking like a penis with teeth?

 

[WriterDom]

Nice of you to drop in, kayte. ;-D Long time no see.

And I take all credit if you like them. All blame goes to the Domly-guys, if someone doesn't. After all, I deferred to them before I posted. A good submissive does that. ;-)

And today this came with the caption: Wouldn't it be awful to go through life looking like a penis with teeth?

That is one ugly animal.

 

[kayte]

Nice of you to drop in, kayte. ;-D Long time no see.

And I take all credit if you like them. All blame goes to the Domly-guys, if someone doesn't. After all, I deferred to them before I posted. A good submissive does that. ;-)

And today this came with the caption: Wouldn't it be awful to go through life looking like a penis with teeth?

So nice to see you ADR.

But of course we do.....

Oh my!!!! what a nightmare!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

hey there rose.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I would never want to go through life looking like a penis, especially one with teeth...

Now, looking AT a penis... I'll think on this one a bit. lmao

 

[A Desert Rose]

hey there rose.

ahhhhhhh... I so *heart* you, sweetheart!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

ahhhhhhh... I so *heart* you, sweetheart!

then why do you keep your curtain in window to your bedroom tightly closed so i cant see in ?

 

[A Desert Rose]

http://www.frontiermultimedia.com/the-good-earth.htm

Very pretty pictures.

 

[RJMasters]

http://www.frontiermultimedia.com/the-good-earth.htm

Very pretty pictures.

Very cool and interesting thanks Rose.

I liked the way that some of the photographs seem to conver to paintings, and then back.

The aqua blue green picks were my favorites. I even grabbed a screen shot of one so I could use it as a pallete.

Again thanks.