indyweasel
Roadkill
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- Feb 26, 2001
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If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the tough
things in life, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework while she works, you're a sissy.
If you work too hard, you're a workaholic who never has time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, she's being exploited.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your
butt and find something better.
If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you don't, it's typical male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, you're dominating her
because she's a woman.
If she asks you to do something you don't enjoy, it's a favor.
If you show a strong appreciation of the female form and frilly underwear,
you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try hard to keep yourself in shape, you're vain and self-obsessed.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
It's not easy being a guy!!!!
things in life, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework while she works, you're a sissy.
If you work too hard, you're a workaholic who never has time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, she's being exploited.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your
butt and find something better.
If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you don't, it's typical male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, you're dominating her
because she's a woman.
If she asks you to do something you don't enjoy, it's a favor.
If you show a strong appreciation of the female form and frilly underwear,
you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try hard to keep yourself in shape, you're vain and self-obsessed.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
It's not easy being a guy!!!!
