Free pass

[Trekka]

I’d hash out the terms and conditions and likely let my mouth write a check that my ass can’t cash— ergo, I’d probably never use the pass.

But the discussion could be fun.

Maybe I’ll go have it right now. It’s his 40th birthday tomorrow. Should I give him a free pass? See what he says and report back?

 

[Misshotndeep]

I’d hash out the terms and conditions and likely let my mouth write a check that my ass can’t cash— ergo, I’d probably never use the pass.

But the discussion could be fun.

Maybe I’ll go have it right now. It’s his 40th birthday tomorrow. Should I give him a free pass? See what he says and report back?

Ohhh sounds like fun! Yes yes yes.

 

[Trekka]

Well sheesh. That was a quick conversation. He flat out said “no.” Right out the gate. Citing most of the reasons in this thread.

Then he accused me of wanting a free pass. He’s not entirely wrong. My fortieth approach-eth in the not too distant future too. Why can’t I have a free pass for that birthday?!

Territory, he says. “You’re mine.”

Then it got into swinging. That’s different he says, because he’d be there. “I can fuck another guy as long as you’re there?” Maybe, he says. He’d have to think about it. “On the spot?” I ask, “or, like, before we head into it?” I don’t know he says. I envision hissing at each other in the corner of a swingers club over the matter.

(Does this happen in real actual swinging situations? The hissy fits must be excellent to watch, I ponder)

Then we laugh about the car argument we’d have on the way home from the sex club where I’m all in a huff because he said no. And I’m probably wearing cat ears and a collar or some preposterous get up like that.

No phone numbers exchanged, use condoms, it can’t be in the house, no questions asked, one night stand, free pass. I offered again.

“I’d probably be disappointed!” He says. Because the sex wouldn’t be as good as the sex we already have. Awww... right?

So there we have it. I guess I’ll give him that fancy Swiss Army knife after all.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I’d hash out the terms and conditions and likely let my mouth write a check that my ass can’t cash— ergo, I’d probably never use the pass.

But the discussion could be fun.

Maybe I’ll go have it right now. It’s his 40th birthday tomorrow. Should I give him a free pass? See what he says and report back?

Ah ha ha! Yaaasss.

Edit: Oh, too late. Typical.


He sounds like he's still a hero. Happy Birthday to him!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Well sheesh. That was a quick conversation. He flat out said “no.” Right out the gate. Citing most of the reasons in this thread.

Then he accused me of wanting a free pass. He’s not entirely wrong. My fortieth approach-eth in the not too distant future too. Why can’t I have a free pass for that birthday?!

Territory, he says. “You’re mine.”

Then it got into swinging. That’s different he says, because he’d be there. “I can fuck another guy as long as you’re there?” Maybe, he says. He’d have to think about it. “On the spot?” I ask, “or, like, before we head into it?” I don’t know he says. I envision hissing at each other in the corner of a swingers club over the matter.

(Does this happen in real actual swinging situations? The hissy fits must be excellent to watch, I ponder)

Then we laugh about the car argument we’d have on the way home from the sex club where I’m all in a huff because he said no. And I’m probably wearing cat ears and a collar or some preposterous get up like that.

No phone numbers exchanged, use condoms, it can’t be in the house, no questions asked, one night stand, free pass. I offered again.

“I’d probably be disappointed!” He says. Because the sex wouldn’t be as good as the sex we already have. Awww... right?

So there we have it. I guess I’ll give him that fancy Swiss Army knife after all.

Thanx for asking. It’s one thing to talk about it here and another to actually ask one’s partner. I don’t have one so

 

[Trekka]

Ah ha ha! Yaaasss.

It’s a firm no. With an asterisk. SMNaughtywife can fly down, he says. It’s the only type of pass he’s willing to consider.

Where’s that hussy? I need her two cents.

 

[Trekka]

I'm not made for situations like this. I can think of about 3 of our friends I'd viciously bone, but the thought of her with another dude makes me want to murder some motherfuckers. Lol

Cmon man! Reciprocity!

What’s with all the territorial pissing? You boys are no fun.

 

[default24]

Cmon man! Reciprocity!

What’s with all the territorial pissing? You boys are no fun.

I'm with Trekka on this one. If the guy wants to go lay pipe then the Mrs should be able to get some vitamin D

 

[Trekka]

I'm with Trekka on this one. If the guy wants to go lay pipe then the Mrs should be able to get some vitamin D

Vitamin D is good for the skin.

 

[Richard_C]

For me, one time thing is just a nightmare, a litany of problems.

I’m wired differently though. I am interested in an open relationship. I don’t get jealous. So, I wouldn’t be discussing a 1 and done in the first place.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

It’s a firm no. With an asterisk. SMNaughtywife can fly down, he says. It’s the only type of pass he’s willing to consider.

Where’s that hussy? I need her two cents.

I’ll take that hot piece of Viking all day long. Long weekend more like it.
And filthy Friday tomorrow, ohhhh my, oh my.
He’s gonna get a few special birthday messages from me. All day long. On the hour. I’ll have him primed nicely to pin your sweet ass down and fuck you like the little slut you are.
And I wanna watch too.

 

[Taegul]

Why does it have to be a "free" pass. Can't you just rent each other out for a reasonable fee?

 

[Misshotndeep]

I’ll take that hot piece of Viking all day long. Long weekend more like it.
And filthy Friday tomorrow, ohhhh my, oh my.
He’s gonna get a few special birthday messages from me. All day long. On the hour. I’ll have him primed nicely to pin your sweet ass down and fuck you like the little slut you are.
And I wanna watch too.

Well aren’t you a great friend to have.

 

[default24]

Why does it have to be a "free" pass. Can't you just rent each other out for a reasonable fee?

Then people's feelings get hurt. You got $200? I only went for $25!!!

 

[Trekka]

I’ll take that hot piece of Viking all day long. Long weekend more like it.
And filthy Friday tomorrow, ohhhh my, oh my.
He’s gonna get a few special birthday messages from me. All day long. On the hour. I’ll have him primed nicely to pin your sweet ass down and fuck you like the little slut you are.
And I wanna watch too.

SMN, he is blushing through his beard! And giggling. I think he legit just giggled.

If we tag team, we could give him half hourly boners for his entire workday.

I wanna see him limping home, frothing at the mouth, sweaty, and starving for it.

Gonna need to dig out the tripod...

Why does it have to be a "free" pass. Can't you just rent each other out for a reasonable fee?

I like the transactional nature of your proposition...
Not gonna lie: the thought of being monetized is kinda hot.

Well aren’t you a great friend to have.

She’s the best!

So he’s getting a snazzy Swiss Army knife, an espresso maker, and relentless teasing from SMN. But no hall pass, apparently.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Well aren’t you a great friend to have.

You know, I do what I can to bring smiles to the faces of sexy men that get my panties wet.

 

[Trekka]

Oh, he’s smilin’ alright...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

SMN, he is blushing through his beard! And giggling. I think he legit just giggled.

If we tag team, we could give him half hourly boners for his entire workday.

I wanna see him limping home, frothing at the mouth, sweaty, and starving for it.

Gonna need to dig out the tripod...

Yes, genius.
I got on the hour.
B&W my speciality.
Fishnet body sticking and heels for the AM.
Leather and lace for the afternoon.
Toys are a given.
Maybe a short movie for dessert after lunch.

And I want pics of his appreciation. Yup.
He might need some coaxing, but I’m soooo up to the challenge.

 

[Taegul]

Then people's feelings get hurt. You got $200? I only went for $25!!!

$25?!?! You better get your ass street-side, you got 7 more tricks to hit that $200 mark!

 

[Trekka]

Yes, genius.
I got on the hour.
B&W my speciality.
Fishnet body sticking and heels for the AM.
Leather and lace for the afternoon.
Toys are a given.
Maybe a short movie for dessert after lunch.

And I want pics of his appreciation. Yup.
He might need some coaxing, but I’m soooo up to the challenge.

I’ve got the half hours

Color, soft, grainy
Wearing just his undershirt n rolling around in the sheets at breakfast time, then...
Kitty ears, collars, and tails. Maybe a leash. Noonish.
Toys, natch.
Afternoon pick me up: corsetry.
A little amateur film making once night falls...

Vegetables? Too much?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

If she was intelligent & perceptive enough she would know that it'd be totally useless to broach the subject with me.

 

[rlaflamme]

It is interesting the different views and feelings this brings up. On a positive note, it looks like SMNaughtywife and Trekka might have a new film for sale soon lol.

 

[rlaflamme]

Okay, who scared everyone off?

 

[Ivy1979]

I have thought long time about giving my husband a free pass. Not because a really want him to have sex with another woman, but because I feel guilty that I am not a very sexual person and he is. I to feel that a marriage is just between two people and that how I would like it to stay. I just feel that I am not satisfying him in the ways he would like to be.

 

[rlaflamme]

I have thought long time about giving my husband a free pass. Not because a really want him to have sex with another woman, but because I feel guilty that I am not a very sexual person and he is. I to feel that a marriage is just between two people and that how I would like it to stay. I just feel that I am not satisfying him in the ways he would like to be.

I wonder how many people get that way, where they are not very sexual and the partner is and it is evident that they are happy in all aspects of their relationship except for the sex. Does that give the free pass a more acceptable role? Very interesting.