Free Association Thread 5

[Gotham_Central]

They're going to yell when you cover them in chocolate and smash them between the graham crackers!

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Chocolate covered graham crackers... ::drools::

 

[SamScribble]

Chocolate covered graham crackers... ::drools::

According to recent research, a chocolate bar a day helps men to avoid heart disease. How come they didn't mention this when I was at school?

 

[Gotham_Central]

According to recent research, a chocolate bar a day helps men to avoid heart disease. How come they didn't mention this when I was at school?

What do you get a woman who hates chocolate for Valentine's Day?

 

[Handley_Page]

What do you get a woman who hates chocolate for Valentine's Day?

A bouquet of Flowers, of course.

 

[Gotham_Central]

A bouquet of Flowers, of course.

Maybe a plant that can be planted.

 

[clistenovena]

What do you get a woman who hates chocolate for Valentine's Day?

Prozac.

That, or jewelry. The sparkly, diamond-y kind.

 

[Gotham_Central]

Prozac.

That, or jewelry. The sparkly, diamond-y kind.

I was totally shocked by the set up of jewelry stores in NYC the first time I went into one; huge difference from the store in my home town

 

[MagicaPractica]

I was totally shocked by the set up of jewelry stores in NYC the first time I went into one; huge difference from the store in my home town

Meh, jewelry. *shrug* I have a ten dollar pair of Swarovski crystal earrings with surgical steel posts. Good enough for me.

 

[Emmeline]

Meh, jewelry. *shrug* I have a ten dollar pair of Swarovski crystal earrings with surgical steel posts. Good enough for me.

I'm forever losing jewelry, so I'm better off with the inexpensive kind.

Just buy me a book or 10 (Ahem, not that I'd turn down chocolate, just saying)

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm forever losing jewelry, so I'm better off with the inexpensive kind.

Just buy me a book or 10 (Ahem, not that I'd turn down chocolate, just saying)

Same here, to all three. Although, as a librarian, I tend to borrow rather than buying. And I still really miss the dragonfly earrings I lost. They were from a local store and a really lovely layered effect.

 

[Gotham_Central]

Same here, to all three. Although, as a librarian, I tend to borrow rather than buying. And I still really miss the dragonfly earrings I lost. They were from a local store and a really lovely layered effect.

The county librarian when I was in high school was a so hot it was painful.

 

[JKendallDane]

The county librarian when I was in high school was a so hot it was painful.

Our high school librarian was four foot nothing, about 200 pounds, and was old enough to have helped Ben Franklin set up the first library. Not exactly the typical librarian trope type.

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[Gotham_Central]

Our high school librarian was four foot nothing, about 200 pounds, and was old enough to have helped Ben Franklin set up the first library. Not exactly the typical librarian trope type.

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Franklin was a serious player!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Franklin was a serious player!

Football? Baseball? Kites?

 

[Gotham_Central]

Football? Baseball? Kites?

Sports Charlie Brown sucks at.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sports Charlie Brown sucks at.

I'll take Founding Fathers for five hundred, Alex.

 

[Emmeline]

Same here, to all three. Although, as a librarian, I tend to borrow rather than buying. And I still really miss the dragonfly earrings I lost. They were from a local store and a really lovely layered effect.

I always manage to lose just one of a really favorite pair so that I still have the one there taunting me - and I keep it the hopes that the other may one day find its way home.

Sports Charlie Brown sucks at.

Lucy: Why do you think we’re put here on earth Charlie Brown?
CB: To make others happy.
Lucy: I don’t think I’m making anyone very happy. Of course nobody’s making ME very happy either. SOMEBODY’S NOT DOING HIS JOB!

 

[Gotham_Central]

I always manage to lose just one of a really favorite pair so that I still have the one there taunting me - and I keep it the hopes that the other may one day find its way home.

Lucy: Why do you think we’re put here on earth Charlie Brown?
CB: To make others happy.
Lucy: I don’t think I’m making anyone very happy. Of course nobody’s making ME very happy either. SOMEBODY’S NOT DOING HIS JOB!

I wonder, do Lucy and Charlie end up married; Lucy spending the rest of his life denying him sex and sending him to work with yogurt and a fork in his lunch?

 

[SamScribble]

I wonder, do Lucy and Charlie end up married; Lucy spending the rest of his life denying him sex and sending him to work with yogurt and a fork in his lunch?

Ah, Lucy, the girl who never made a mistake. She thought that she did once; but she was wrong.

 

[Emmeline]

Ah, Lucy, the girl who never made a mistake. She thought that she did once; but she was wrong.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

(or did she really want books and chocolate... Wait, maybe that's Emmeline )

 

[JKendallDane]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

(or did she really want books and chocolate... Wait, maybe that's Emmeline )

That's an evil song! It's all about LSD and if you play it backwards it tries to convince you to attend an orgy. Evil! Evil! Evil!

(Yeah, I grew up in a slightly fundy church. )

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[Gotham_Central]

That's an evil song! It's all about LSD and if you play it backwards it tries to convince you to attend an orgy. Evil! Evil! Evil!

(Yeah, I grew up in a slightly fundy church. )

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As with most things, it's not the church or even belief that are the problem, it's people.

 

[Handley_Page]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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A very good song, inspired by Lennon's young son and his his childish drawings.

That's an evil song! It's all about LSD and if you play it backwards it tries to convince you to attend an orgy. Evil! Evil! Evil!

(Yeah, I grew up in a slightly fundy church. )
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Given the innocent child who inspired this song, I'd be very interested to know what sort of idiot thinks it's 'evil'.

 

[Gotham_Central]

A very good song, inspired by Lennon's young son and his his childish drawings.

Given the innocent child who inspired this song, I'd be very interested to know what sort of idiot thinks it's 'evil'.

Innocence is an interesting idea. Has anyone ever had to be taught to lie?

 

[Handley_Page]

Innocence is an interesting idea. Has anyone ever had to be taught to lie?

That's a deep question. . . .