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Instruments with strings can blend together to create such wonderful sounds like 10,000 Maniacs did with this song.

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Music at university can be such fun. I once saw a concert with a piece for, I think, sixteen cellos - I mean just the cellos played, no other instruments. How often can you get together sixteen cellos to play together? It was such fun.

During the interval while we were chatting, someone came up on stage and trod on one of the violins which had been left there with a hideous splintering noise! We all stopped chatting in horror - until another person ran on pretending to tear their hair and shrieking: "My Stradivarius!" :D

It was so great to see people having a laugh with their music - and playing it well.
 
During the interval while we were chatting, someone came up on stage and trod on one of the violins which had been left there with a hideous splintering noise! We all stopped chatting in horror - until another person ran on pretending to tear their hair and shrieking: "My Stradivarius!" :D

It was so great to see people having a laugh with their music - and playing it well.

[1]
Dear Insurance company,
I have to report some serious damage to my Stradivari. . . . .
etc.,

[2]
Dear Clumsy fool,
Please be advised that my client intends to sue for the damage to his violin. . .
:):):)
 
'A couple of weeks at the most.' The stock answer when you ask any sort of building contractor 'How long will this take?' :)

And you can couple that with Standard Building Contractor Trick #1...

Dropping off a large pile of materials in your front yard or driveway within 48 hours of giving them a deposit and then disappearing like they are part of a David Copperfield show for the next two weeks at a minimum.

Standard Building Contractor Lie #2 (used about three weeks after using the "couple weeks at most" answer)...

"Well, sheesh. We got all the materials there, didn't we? Have some patience. You're next on the list for my best crew." (do not ask "how long before they get here?" because Standard Lie #3 is: "They should be here dark early Saturday morning for sure.") (translation: don't change your weekend plans. they aren't gonna show and contractors turn their phones off about noon on Friday. :rolleyes: )

:caning:
 
And you can couple that with Standard Building Contractor Trick #1...

Dropping off a large pile of materials in your front yard or driveway within 48 hours of giving them a deposit and then disappearing like they are part of a David Copperfield show for the next two weeks at a minimum.

Standard Building Contractor Lie #2 (used about three weeks after using the "couple weeks at most" answer)...

"Well, sheesh. We got all the materials there, didn't we? Have some patience. You're next on the list for my best crew." (do not ask "how long before they get here?" because Standard Lie #3 is:
"They should be here dark early Saturday morning for sure.") (translation: don't change your weekend plans. they aren't gonna show and contractors turn their phones off about noon on Friday. :rolleyes: )

:caning:

And, of course, there's another hole in your finances, material in the drive open to abuse by any passing robber /DIY enthusiast; then it starts to rain. . . .

"Yes the materials arrived in a big heap at stupid o'clock on Saturday, when there were no workmen to do something. The materials are blocking my drive and if nothing important happens real soon, I'll talk to my lawyer."

And al you can hear is the sound of hollow laughter. . .
 
And, of course, there's another hole in your finances, material in the drive open to abuse by any passing robber /DIY enthusiast; then it starts to rain. . . .

"Yes the materials arrived in a big heap at stupid o'clock on Saturday, when there were no workmen to do something. The materials are blocking my drive and if nothing important happens real soon, I'll talk to my lawyer."

And al you can hear is the sound of hollow laughter. . .

Babies Laughing at Dogs

:D

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