Rhys
the once and future
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This morning on Carlota's show:
Woman arrested for getting sexual thrill from stealing. Apparently the only way this woman could achieve orgasm was to shoplift. Specifically, she needed store security to come up behind her and grab her by the shoulders. So she stole clothing, jewelry, dog food, you name it so she could get off. She had been busted once before so the judge in this case decided to send her to jail this time...
Question from Carlota...why the hell didn't the bitch steal a vibrator?
(I really laughed at this one...had to share it)
Woman arrested for getting sexual thrill from stealing. Apparently the only way this woman could achieve orgasm was to shoplift. Specifically, she needed store security to come up behind her and grab her by the shoulders. So she stole clothing, jewelry, dog food, you name it so she could get off. She had been busted once before so the judge in this case decided to send her to jail this time...
Question from Carlota...why the hell didn't the bitch steal a vibrator?
(I really laughed at this one...had to share it)
