Freak Test (JOKE)

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR...


1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
A. LIGHT COLOR
B. CHANGE COLORS
C. DARK


2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
A. SEDUCE THEM
B. JUST CHILL
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
A. RAIN
B. THUNDERSTORM
C. SUNNY
D. CLOUDY

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
A. STRAWBERRIES
B. CHERRIES
C. GRAPES
D. PEACHES
E. KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
A. NIGHT
B. DAY
C. AFTERNOON



6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
A. FALL
B. SUMMMER
C. SPRING
D. WINTER

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?
a-HEADBOARD
b-NO HEADBOARD

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
A-LEO
B-VIRGO
C-SCORPIO
D-LIBRA
E-GEMINI
F-ARIES
G-CAPRICORN
H-CANCER
I-PISCES
J-AQUARIUS
K-TAURUS
L-SAGITARIUS

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
A. ASRTO VAN
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING
C. PARK
D. AIR PLANE
E. PARENTS ROOM
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE



10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
A. SPRINT/CINGULAR
B. VERIZON
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL
D. ALTEL
E. CRICKET
F. SUNCOM
G. BOOST MOB (yo where you at dogg!?)


11.PICK AN ANIMAL
A. LION
B. LIZARD
C. SNAKE
D. MONKEY


12.PICK A TOPPING
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP
B. HONEY
C. WHIP CREAM
D. NUTS


13.WHICH WAY?
A. UP
B. DOWN
C. SIDEWAYS


NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========


***ANSWERS****
1.
A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS
B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS
C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS

2.
A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS
B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS

3.
A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS
B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS
C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS
D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS

4.
A. STRAWBERRYS- (4) POINTS
B. CHERRYS-------- (5) POINTS
C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS
D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS
E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS

5.
A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS
B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS
C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS

6.
A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS
B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS
C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS
D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS

7.
-HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS
-NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS

8.
LEO---------- (3) POINTS
VIRGO------- (4) POINTS
SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS
LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS
GEMINI------ (4) POINTS
ARIES-------- (5) POINTS
CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS
CANCER------ (5) POINTS
PISCES------- (5) POINTS
AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS
TAURUS------ (5) POINTS
SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS

9.
A. ASTRO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS
C. PARK------------------------------------- (3) POINTS
D. AIR PLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS
E. PARENTS ROOM------------------------ (5) POINTS
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS

10.
A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS
B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL----- (3) POINTS
D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS
E. REVOL-------------- (2) POINTS
F. SUNCOM-------------- (3) POINTS
G. BOOST MOB---------- (4) POINTS

11.
A. LION------ (4) POINTS
B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS
C. SNAKE--- (5) POINTS
D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS

12.
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS
B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS
C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS
D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS

13.
A. UP----------- (2) POINTS
B. DOWN------ (3) POINTS
C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS


NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)

SCORES!!!!!

25-34= PRIESTS SON/DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE.

35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME.

50-65+= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK!


OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***

I MADE A 62!!!!!!

 

[pleaz_me]

57

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

57

My my myyyy you lil Freekette you (wink)

 

[pleaz_me]

My my myyyy you lil Freekette you (wink)

Shhhh..... don't tell anyone



Hey! Wait a minute! You got a higher score than I did! So who is worse here???

 

[magicalhands]

LOL 55

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

Shhhh..... don't tell anyone



Hey! Wait a minute! You got a higher score than I did! So who is worse here???

LMAO.....yuppers, I scored "freekier" than you......and just to show I'm a partial gentleman, I'll cancel broadcasting on the Gerry Springer show that you're a "My my my lil Freekette" (LAFFIN)

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

LOL 55

WOW Miss Magic, you're right up there with the cream of the crop too huh? (wink)

 

[magicalhands]

WOW Miss Magic, you're right up there with the cream of the crop too huh? (wink)

but like pleaz_me said "Shhhhhh.."

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

but like pleaz_me said "Shhhhhh.."

Ok ok ok I'll cancel the Montel show for you then Miss Magic.......sheeeeeeeesh you women sure hate publicity.(ha ha ha)

 

[pleaz_me]

LMAO.....yuppers, I scored "freekier" than you......and just to show I'm a partial gentleman, I'll cancel broadcasting on the Gerry Springer show that you're a "My my my lil Freekette" (LAFFIN)

Um... yeah, a friend of mine went to that show once... I don't think I can fight well enough to be on it

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

Um... yeah, a friend of mine went to that show once... I don't think I can fight well enough to be on it

No probby there Miss Pleaz, I happen to be top dawg in my "catfite" 101 class
I'll learnz ya!

 

[pleaz_me]

No probby there Miss Pleaz, I happen to be top dawg in my "catfite" 101 class
I'll learnz ya!

Ohhhh...... now ya didn't say anything bout no catfight! THAT I can do!

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

Ohhhh...... now ya didn't say anything bout no catfight! THAT I can do!

Catfite on da Springer show is the same as pro wrasslin hon (LMAO) Have a gr8 nite, hope to chat wiff ya soon

 

[pleaz_me]

Catfite on da Springer show is the same as pro wrasslin hon (LMAO) Have a gr8 nite, hope to chat wiff ya soon

Ok, I think I understood what you just said... but I have blonde roots so you may want to type regular English next time

Have a great night

 

[muskokan]

I got 51 so I just slid in there as freaky

 

[Anne Waters]

57, I guess I'm a bit of a freak, no?

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

Ok, I think I understood what you just said... but I have blonde roots so you may want to type regular English next time

Have a great night

Yes Miss Pleaz, I promise not to have any more vowel movements on you. (insert lil saucy tongue poking out dude type icon here)

 

[DirtyKitten]

56!!!!




*dances to Rick James' "Super-Freak"*

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

WOW!!!!.........I cant wait to hold the 1st Student / Dean mixer for all of you who've passed with high marks .....LMAO with a devilish wink

 

[DirtyKitten]

That should be quite an "uplifting" event.

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

That should be quite an "uplifting" event.

Very heavenly indeed

 

[Hitenshi]

I MADE A 62!!!!!!

I'm a 58! Freaky freaky!

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

I'm a 58! Freaky freaky!

WOOFREEKinHOO.......Anudder Fabulous Freekster!!!

 

[TiteCunt]

got a 52

 

[Capt.canEHdianMAN]

got a 52

Another satisfied & uncloseted freak