Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately for Blinky he used the moment to perform his ill fated stage dance routine and shuffled back into Beonce car.

Unfortunately someone in the crowd had a camera and had film of the whole episode

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately someone in the crowd had a camera and had film of the whole episode

Fortunately, the person was with a big newspaper and the "exposure", if you will, made Blinky and Beonce instant celebs. Now they can be found on American Idol

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately someone in the crowd had a camera and had film of the whole episode

Fortunately they were facing the morning sun when they took the shots as Blinky made his get away.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately they were facing the morning sun when they took the shots as Blinky made his get away.

Unfortunately, Beonce was looking in the rearview and didn't see the old lady in the crosswalk!! Watch out!!

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately, Beonce was looking in the rearview and didn't see the old lady in the crosswalk!! Watch out!!

Fortunately for the little old lady she bounced into Blinky's lap..

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fortunately for the little old lady she bounced into Blinky's lap..

Unfortunately... it was the same old lady from yesterday and she was excited to see her man again! lemme outa here screamed Blinky!

~kym~ unfortunately, I've gotta go now, things to do today. see ya'll later!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately... it was the same old lady from yesterday and she was excited to see her man again! lemme outa here screamed Blinky!

~kym~ unfortunately, I've gotta go now, things to do today. see ya'll later!

FORTUNATELY!! Blinky has shook the old lady "Gertrude", but not before she french kissed him ( ) and now he's enjoying his ride with Beonce once again! Topless with the sun shining on them. ahhh, another day in paradise, those horrors of yesterday fading to the deep recesses of his mind
*whew!* That was a close call for our hero

~kym~ back and ready for more adventures in Litland

 

[Cathleen]

FORTUNATELY!! Blinky has shook the old lady "Gertrude", but not before she french kissed him ( ) and now he's enjoying his ride with Beonce once again! Topless with the sun shining on them. ahhh, another day in paradise, those horrors of yesterday fading to the deep recesses of his mind
*whew!* That was a close call for our hero

~kym~ back and ready for more adventures in Litland

Unfortunately Blinky wakened from his dream of paradise to find it was not Beonce next to him it was Gertrude.

 

[slickasaonion]

Unfortunately Blinky wakened from his dream of paradise to find it was not Beonce next to him it was Gertrude.

Fortunately for Blinky Gertrude didnot wake up and see that he had his usual "Morning Wood"!

 

[TeeTee]

Fortunately for Blinky Gertrude didnot wake up and see that he had his usual "Morning Wood"!

Unfortunately Blinky was very upset athimself for getting a wood in the first place

 

[LustfulOne50]

Unfortunately Blinky was very upset athimself for getting a wood in the first place

Fortunately for Blinkly was able to sneek away from Gertrude, with woody still showing as he entered the street and dashed...

 

[Bengal52]

Unfortunately, he was chased by Gertrude and he was forced to dive into a building. Worse of all, the building was a gay bar.....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately, he was chased by Gertrude and he was forced to dive into a building. Worse of all, the building was a gay bar.....

fortunately, it was the same gay bar he was in before and they recognized him, thinking him one of the regs now and he was unmolested!

 

[LustfulOne50]

fortunately, it was the same gay bar he was in before and they recognized him, thinking him one of the regs now and he was unmolested!

Unforunately there was a new bartender...who saw making eyes at Blinky and offering him drinks....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unforunately there was a new bartender...who saw making eyes at Blinky and offering him drinks....

fortunately for our hero Blinky, the new bartender Bruno was momentarily distracted when Otto the stud muffin sashayed in the door and Blinky was able to make his hasty escape once more. But! Not before he drank his free drink, of course!

 

[LustfulOne50]

fortunately for our hero Blinky, the new bartender Bruno was momentarily distracted when Otto the stud muffin sashayed in the door and Blinky was able to make his hasty escape once more. But! Not before he drank his free drink, of course!

Unfortunately Blinky ran out the door into waiting arm of the cop who's clothes he took at the laundry>

 

[slickasaonion]

Unfortunately Blinky ran out the door into waiting arm of the cop who's clothes he took at the laundry>

Fortunately for Blinky, the cop turn out to be one of the Village People and he wanted Blinky for his "macho man" looks!

 

[MercyMia]

Unfortunately, the cop had very rough skin on his hands and so Village People or not, as he pretended to frisk Binky, poor Binky's woody got the equivalent of rug burn.

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately an icecream van came along and Binky was able to soothe his wood with a strawberry cornet.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Fortunately an icecream van came along and Binky was able to soothe his wood with a strawberry cornet.

Unfortunately Blinky ended up with a fozen woody...

 

[Hornymama]

Unfortunately Blinky ended up with a fozen woody...

fortunately for Blinky and his frozen woody the hooker standing on the corner fixed that when she took it into her hot mouth

 

[jeforest]

fortunately for Blinky and his frozen woody the hooker standing on the corner fixed that when she took it into her hot mouth

Unfortunately her mouth was hot only because it was disease infested.

 

[Hornymama]

Unfortunately her mouth was hot only because it was disease infested.

fortunately Blinky's dick had "super powers" and he was immuned to such disease

 

[TeeTee]

fortunately Blinky's dick had "super powers" and he was immuned to such disease

Unfortunately once Blinky realized why her mouth was hot he instantly lost his hard on...he paid the hooker and got away from her as fast as he could.

 

[MercyMia]

Unfortunately once Blinky realized why her mouth was hot he instantly lost his hard on...he paid the hooker and got away from her as fast as he could.

Fortunately, he escaped just before he caught anything serious, thus saving his manly jewels for further escapades.