Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately by now, Blinky had become quite good at evading the coppers and was able to get away. damned cops, Blinky's having a rough go with them today!

Unfortunately, due to his now fashionable trousers Blinky was mistaken for a Gigolo, several women were interested in buying his favours
 
WantonWitch said:
Unfortunately, due to his now fashionable trousers Blinky was mistaken for a Gigolo, several women were interested in buying his favours

Fortunately Blinkly didn't have 99 cent in change for the dollar they gave him...as he dashed off
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Fortunately Blinkly didn't have 99 cent in change for the dollar they gave him...as he dashed off

Unfortuantely, as Blinky dashed off, his newly acquired trousers also came off, leaving him neckid once more and now with a mob of horny women at his heels
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Unfortuantely, as Blinky dashed off, his newly acquired trousers also came off, leaving him neckid once more and now with a mob of horny women at his heels

Fortunately he succumb to the mob of women...where one pulled him to safety
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Fortunately he succumb to the mob of women...where one pulled him to safety

Unfortunately now, poor Blinky was knackered from his escapades and was unable to do anything but moan. Poor Blinky! :(
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Unfortunately now, poor Blinky was knackered from his escapades and was unable to do anything but moan. Poor Blinky! :(
Fortunately for Blinky recovery was quick
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Unfortunately for Blinky her husband comes to the bedroom door.

Fortunately for Blinky and the guy's wife, he's so drunk he passes out before noticing anything is amiss!
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately for Blinky and the guy's wife, he's so drunk he passes out before noticing anything is amiss!

Unfortunately for Blinky he didn't notice the guy was drunk as he leaped from the third story window..
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Unfortunately for Blinky he didn't notice the guy was drunk as he leaped from the third story window..

Fortunately for Blinky, (our hero) the awning beneath caught him and he rolled to safety. yay!!!! :nana:

Unfortunately for me, I've got to go now. In Patton's eternal words, I SHALL RETURN! :D
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately for Blinky, (our hero) the awning beneath caught him and he rolled to safety. yay!!!! :nana:

Unfortunately for me, I've got to go now. In Patton's eternal words, I SHALL RETURN! :D
Fortunately this is where it starts getting even better than before
 
Fortunately, Binky happened to be standing on the corner as a coachload of cheerleaders pulled up on their way to the game and beckoned him on board ...... :D
 
higherlevel4u said:
Fortunately, Binky happened to be standing on the corner as a coachload of cheerleaders pulled up on their way to the game and beckoned him on board ...... :D

Unfortunately he was grabed by a male looking female coach...and thrown off the bus..
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Unfortunately he was grabed by a male looking female coach...and thrown off the bus..

Fortunately for Blinky, he landed in a convertable Jag, driven by our new heroine, Beonce, who was tryiny to forget finding out her boyfriend Igor was gay!
Gooo Blinky! :D

G'mornin' ya'll :kiss:
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately for Blinky, he landed in a convertable Jag, driven by our new heroine, Beonce, who was tryiny to forget finding out her boyfriend Igor was gay!
Gooo Blinky! :D

G'mornin' ya'll :kiss:

Unfortunately, No one seems to be interested in our hero Blinky and his new found love Beonce this morning! :eek:
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately for Blinky, he landed in a convertable Jag, driven by our new heroine, Beonce, who was tryiny to forget finding out her boyfriend Igor was gay!
Gooo Blinky! :D

G'mornin' ya'll :kiss:

Good morning Kym

Unfortunately...she didn't have the passenger side door closed properly flinging Blinky right into street.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Good morning Kym

Unfortunately...she didn't have the passenger side door closed properly flinging Blinky right into street.

G'mornin Lusty1!

Fortunately for Blinky, he landed in a rubbish pile and Beonce slammed on her brakes as soon as she realized he had been thrown from the car
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
G'mornin Lusty1!

Fortunately for Blinky, he landed in a rubbish pile and Beonce slammed on her brakes as soon as she realized he had been thrown from the car

Unfortunately for Blinky he landed on a old discarded highway cone and now he is sporting a bright orange butt plug!:eek:
 
slickasaonion said:
Unfortunately for Blinky he landed on a old discarded highway cone and now he is sporting a bright orange butt plug!:eek:

Fortunately for Blinky..... he kinda liked the feeling :eek:
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Fortunately for Blinky..... he kinda liked the feeling :eek:

Unfortunately, over an hour has past and Blinky's still walking around with a huge butt plug hanging outa his rear, attracting all sorts of unwanted attention! :eek: Someone please help our hero
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Unfortunately, over an hour has past and Blinky's still walking around with a huge butt plug hanging outa his rear, attracting all sorts of unwanted attention! :eek: Someone please help our hero

Fortunately Beonce lubbed him well and pulled it out of his ass...nice butt there Blinky she commented.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Fortunately Beonce lubbed him well and pulled it out of his ass...nice butt there Blinky she commented.

(thank you Lusty1!)

UNFORTUNATELY!!!... The popping sound was sooo loud, everyone turned to see what it was! Poor Blinky now has hundreds of people, staring at him! :eek:
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
(thank you Lusty1!)

UNFORTUNATELY!!!... The popping sound was sooo loud, everyone turned to see what it was! Poor Blinky now has hundreds of people, staring at him! :eek:

Fortunately for Blinky he used the moment to perform his ill fated stage dance routine and shuffled back into Beonce car.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Fortunately for Blinky he used the moment to perform his ill fated stage dance routine and shuffled back into Beonce car.

Unfortunately, in the melee caused by the cone being removed from Blinky's bum, Beonce lost the jag's keys!
 
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