Fortunately ~ Unfortunately

[Cathleen]

OK, can you tell I think the PG needs some new threads...... so here is yet another.


In this one, I'll set out a 'story' on a fortunate side.
The next person must give an unfortunate twist to the story, then the next person must give it a fortunate addition. And so on and so forth. It is like building a story as we go......

Fortunately I was there when he walked into the bar.......

(The next post starts with unfortunately - continue with the story line.)

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Cathleen
OK, can you tell I think the PG needs some new threads...... so here is yet another.


In this one, I'll set out a 'story' on a fortunate side.
The next person must give an unfortunate twist to the story, then the next person must give it a fortunate addition. And so on and so forth. It is like building a story as we go......

Fortunately I was there when he walked into the bar.......

Unfortunately so was his bitchy wife....

 

[omahaman2]

OK, can you tell I think the PG needs some new threads...... so here is yet another.


In this one, I'll set out a 'story' on a fortunate side.
The next person must give an unfortunate twist to the story, then the next person must give it a fortunate addition. And so on and so forth. It is like building a story as we go......

Fortunately I was there when he walked into the bar.......

(The next post starts with unfortunately - continue with the story line.)

Unfortunately,he had three other women by his side!

 

[Cathleen]

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Unfortunately so was his bitchy wife....

Fortunately that wife had a thing going with the bartender...

 

[WantonWitch]

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Unfortunately the bartender had a headache.......

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by WantonWitch
Unfortunately the bartender had a headache.......

Fortunately she knew a way to cure him of that headache

 

[Cathleen]

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Fortunately she knew a way to cure him of that headache

Unfortunately the blonde at the end of the bar knew that same cure and was moving in fast.....

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by Cathleen
Unfortunately the blonde at the end of the bar knew that same cure and was moving in fast.....

Fortunately the bartender remembered the cook telling him of the blondes lock jaw problem ....

 

[WantonWitch]

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Unfortunately the lockjaw problem was cured

 

[babydoll2u]

Fortunately she was also cross-eyed and he wasn't interested

 

[DLL]

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Originally posted by WantonWitch
Unfortunately the lockjaw problem was cured

Fortunately upon putting on her glasses she recognizes the bartender as the guy who was nicked named quick draw mcgraw in school

 

[Cathleen]

Fortunately she was also cross-eyed and he wasn't interested

Unfortunately for him the cook had eyes for him too - he was going to make his move on the bartender tonight........

 

[babydoll2u]

Unfortunately for him the cook had eyes for him too - he was going to make his move on the bartender tonight........

Fortunately the bartender has eyes for the cute maitre'd

 

[wanderer2704]

Fortunately cook wasn't working tonight

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately the bartender has eyes for the cute maitre'd

Unfortunately the maitre'd's girlfriend is also in tonight

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by babydoll2u
Fortunately the bartender has eyes for the cute maitre'd

Unfortunately the maitre'd was the cooks wife and had a torrid affair going on with Giorgio the bus boy

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately the maitre'd was the cooks wife and had a torrid affair going on with Giorgio the bus boy

Fortunately the cook wasn't aware of his wifes' affair with Giorgio and he hoped that his wife didn't know about his affair with Giorgio.

 

[wanderer2704]

Fortunately the cook wasn't aware of his wifes' affair with Giorgio and he hoped that his wife didn't know about his affair with Giorgio.

Unfortunately Giorgio didn't realise that cook had had a sex change and was now a man

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately Giorgio didn't realise that cook had had a sex change and was now a man

Fortunately the doctor who performed the operation wanted the cook for herself.


this is crazy - fun, fun!

 

[wanderer2704]

Fortunately the doctor who performed the operation wanted the cook for herself.


this is crazy - fun, fun!

Unfortunately the cook only had eyes for Giorgio

 

[Cathleen]

Unfortunately the cook only had eyes for Giorgio

Fortunately Giorgio has a twin named Alberto and the cook wouldn't know the difference. Giorgio can now turn his attention to the valet woman, Celest.

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately Giorgio has a twin named Alberto and the cook wouldn't know the difference. Giorgio can now turn his attention to the valet woman, Celest.

Unfortunately Celeste locked herself in the cleaning cupboard with Robert the bell boy.....

 

[babydoll2u]

Unfortunately Celeste locked herself in the cleaning cupboard with Robert the bell boy.....

Fortunately Robert has another key, since he has eyes ONLY for Bruno, the hotel mascot

 

[WantonWitch]

Fortunately Robert has another key, since he has eyes ONLY for Bruno, the hotel mascot

Unfortunately Bruno has mange !

 

[WantonWitch]

Unfortunately Bruno has mange !

Fortunately, Robert has a razor and some lotion for mange