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[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Zen Master

It has never been my intention to discuss any part of my private life on the GB. Annora decided to make public information that was given her in confidence by Woody.

The original thrust of this thread was about how violated Annora felt by me attempting to discover her real name and occupation. As I stated in an earlier post I did this as I was sick to death of her abusive PM's - and the fact she trolled my posts. I was really irritated that she used the fact she felt safe being an anonymous username on a bulletin board. I simply wanted her to leave me alone.

I have since apologised to her in PM. As far as I am concerned, that is the end of the matter.Woody was right, I should have put her on ignore a long time ago.

My post yesterday that referred to you and Annora being from another planet was made in a moment of frustration. I find both you Annora's posts more than a little difficult to understand. You both use English almost as if it's a second language.

Okay well that explains why Annora aint worried about ya no more, you apologized? Ya'll willing to let this go? Great!
I don't want to sit here and dredge any more BS up if ya'll called truse. Thats big of ya!

And don't try to understand, you got enough to keep your marbles busy with. "I find both you Annora's posts more than a little difficult to understand." Perhaps I should type slower <grin>

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

Someone disagrees with you and you call them a dog lover?

You're weird.

"Beam me up scotty"
"Or beam down an interpriter"
<Leads Debbie by the hand...to...PinkOrchids AV>
(nice name by the way...thinks deeply...mmmmm)
location: I'm a dog person
anal whore didn't seem very nice to pick on her ass.
literaly, <snicker> "Here's your sign"

I'm a dog lover, canine lover, it's
not a bad word. LIKE (B) FEMALE DOG.
I like Pinks dog and even if that aint her in the pick,
her posts are short and sweet with a hint of sarcasim
<grin> and if you've read mine...you know I like sarcasim.

Geez...
I'm a toe stepper from way back,
did I step on your toe?

I don't mean to...
I'm a nice guy trapped in a soldiers body.
You've got to stand for something or you'll fall
for anything. I just always seem to stand on
some ones toe. <grin>

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

OMG !

Have you been drinking?

Well...you don't know me, but those who do will
tell ya, I don't drink. I teach. And todays lesson is
why we are all here. Were repeaters...no I din't call any one a DICK (peter)...<grin> heres an example.


_Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided
to try bear hunting.
_
He_travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown
bear and shoots it.
_
Right_after,_there was a tap on his shoulder
and he turned around to see a big
black_bear. The black bear said,
"That was a very bad mistake. That was
my_cousin_and I'm going to give you two choices.
Either I maul you to death or_we_have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the_latter_alternative. _So the black bear has his
way with Frank. Even though he felt sore
for_two_weeks, Frank soon recovered and
vowed revenge.

(sound familiar yet?)
_
_He headed out on another trip back to Alaska
where he found the black_bear_and shot it dead.
Immediately there was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank.
That was my cousin and you've got two_choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank_thought it was better to cooperate
with the grizzly bear than be mauled_to death.
So the grizzly has his way with Frank. Although
he survived, it took_several months before Frank
fully recovered.
_
_Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed
back to Alaska and managed_to_track down the
grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge,but_then,_moments later, there was
a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to_find
a_giant polar bear standing there.
_
_The polar bear looked at him and said,
"Admit it Frank, you don't
come_here_for the hunting, do you?"

(if you find yourself in the same situation quite often.
Then perhaps you should re-evaluate your repetitious
patterns and consider an alternative route to achieve your
goal or peace of mind.)

 

[Debbie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

"Beam me up scotty"
"Or beam down an interpriter"
<Leads Debbie by the hand...to...PinkOrchids AV>
(nice name by the way...thinks deeply...mmmmm)
location: I'm a dog person
anal whore didn't seem very nice to pick on her ass.
literaly, <snicker> "Here's your sign"

I'm a dog lover, canine lover, it's
not a bad word. LIKE (B) FEMALE DOG.
I like Pinks dog and even if that aint her in the pick,
her posts are short and sweet with a hint of sarcasim
<grin> and if you've read mine...you know I like sarcasim.

Geez...
I'm a toe stepper from way back,
did I step on your toe?

I don't mean to...
I'm a nice guy trapped in a soldiers body.
You've got to stand for something or you'll fall
for anything. I just always seem to stand on
some ones toe. <grin>

Sorry, I took what you said the wrong way and thought you were insulting her.


I didn't get my toes stepped on. I'm nimble.

 

[tendril]

Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

Okay well that explains why Annora aint worried about ya no more, you apologized? Ya'll willing to let this go? Great!
I don't want to sit here and dredge any more BS up if ya'll called truse. Thats big of ya!

And don't try to understand, you got enough to keep your marbles busy with. "I find both you Annora's posts more than a little difficult to understand." Perhaps I should type slower <grin>

I don't need approval or validation from you, you condescending moron.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

I don't need approval or validation from you, you condescending moron.

Verbal lashings only show your limitations...
but I think we knew you were limited already
so I extend a hand to end this and you call me names
anyway. Yep, I see your known for spreading
unhappiness. As I read these threads and
I see the twin dragons that a flame all around.
Luckily I have Imunity. Peace of mind
in my limitations. <grin>

woohoo oKAY...My turn to call you a name...right?
oh...huh...mmmm....how about?...lets see...
what would a condescending moron say?

You remind me of the Proud owner of
a Prize winning Mule...
You keep showing your ASS...

condescending?...you don't understand the principals
of your ying yang <snicker>

 

[Noor]

Re: Zen Master

It's my understanding that Woody (A nice Guy) and His Wife (Tendril) have been having difficulties for awhile with their marriage. From my side of the fence, its been Tendril running off leaving Woody for ....others. Then returning (correct me if I'm wrong) Annora and Woody are online freinds. While Tendril was with her freind, now Tendrils back with Woody and don't like Annora too much. Now poor Woody has to put up with Tendril while Annora has to put up with her wordy attacks at lit. <snicker> Reminds me of High school...hehehe

Wait a darn minute!!! , I thought all this was just in cyber space and telephone lines. I don't remember anyone saying Tendril had run off with someone in real life. I am very confused, this seems to just pop out of the blue. However even if she had, that is between Tendril and Woody.

Woody, is this true?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: smile

Well, your saying that because Annora got PM's and rant and raving on threads in the past that because its a marriage we shouldn't say anything? We should only talk about certain topics? What about freedom of speech. Your AV waves the finest flag on this planet and you say don't bring out in the open whats been going on for more than a year. Annora only wishes to help ease her freind woody's anguish. But in doing so has taken the heat from so many. She's a sport, she e-mailed me laughing her ass off about this while so many are serious, she really wants her freindship with woody not to bring him any grief while ya'll dog her. And if it wasn't her it would be someone else on another thread. Dogs bark, thats what they do. Problem solving should be the goal, not who can pick at who the most.

Hey Cheyenne~

I do like your AV by the way.

I'm always willing to tilt an ear towards a tale.
So if someone honestly has proof that Annoras a monster,
or a husband time thief, (she aint stealing him, or even touching him for that matter) And all I have been seeing so far is tendril says its okay. So why all the negative tossing of words towards her, jealousy? Seems to be the obvious.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but trust me, I've been laughing about cheap ass spices for quite awhile now.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Zen Master

You both use English almost as if it's a second language.

I was just about to ask if one of them was really GustyWind!

 

[Angel]

Who the fuck are these people? Were they not allowed to do this wherever they usually post? And why isn't this as funny as the Cheap Ass Spice thread?

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Zen Master

My post yesterday that referred to you and Annora being from another planet was made in a moment of frustration. I find both you Annora's posts more than a little difficult to understand. You both use English almost as if it's a second language.

Ok, English is not my first language...
But damn! After trying to figure out what they're writing...
I'm not going to worry too much about my language skills.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

Ok, English is not my first language...
But damn! After trying to figure out what they're writing...
I'm not going to worry too much about my language skills.

It's not? You could have fooled me. I don't think you need to worry about your language skills, they are fine.

 

[Debbie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

Verbal lashings only show your limitations...
but I think we knew you were limited already
so I extend a hand to end this and you call me names
anyway. Yep, I see your known for spreading
unhappiness. As I read these threads and
I see the twin dragons that a flame all around.
Luckily I have Imunity. Peace of mind
in my limitations. <grin>

woohoo oKAY...My turn to call you a name...right?
oh...huh...mmmm....how about?...lets see...
what would a condescending moron say?

You remind me of the Proud owner of
a Prize winning Mule...
You keep showing your ASS...

condescending?...you don't understand the principals
of your ying yang <snicker>

Annora is the ass. If she had shown class and kept her mouth shut none of this cheap ass spice stuff would have ever been on lit.

My Erotic Tail , why are you defending a person who has blurted other people's personal business on a public forum?

 

[Noor]

Who the fuck are these people? Were they not allowed to do this wherever they usually post? And why isn't this as funny as the Cheap Ass Spice thread?

It is not as funny because there is too much personal info being released.

Annora outed the names of the couple and I can't imagine it is helping the couple deal with whatever problems they might have.

Its obvious that Annora doesn't understand that things which are told in confidence are not intended to be share with a prospective audience of 353,597 lit members.

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

Ok, English is not my first language...
But damn! After trying to figure out what they're writing...
I'm not going to worry too much about my language skills.

My thoughts exactly.

How is the cold north these very long days anyway ?

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

Annora is the ass. If she had shown class and kept her mouth shut none of this cheap ass spice stuff would have ever been on lit.

My Erotic Tail , why are you defending a person who has blurted other people's personal business on a public forum?

The lesson today..."Crack pot people"...<grin>

<< A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.

At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the
cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made.

But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.

After 2 years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, and because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The bearer said to the pot,
"Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?That's because I have always known about your flaw, and I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back,you've watered them.

For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house"

Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. (I won't make fun of Tendrils hole...hehehehe
just her coments. But then again you can't stop a dog from barking. Just let them "Yap")

But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.
You've just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in them.

Blessings to all my crackpot friends.


You ask why I'm defending her. First off I'm good
freinds with Annora...second, she has a very honorable
job. One that takes a special kind of person. The
side you don't see. The job that requires intelligent, and
careing souls to do. She doesn't deserve being stalked by
.......... Wait....so your saying your downing this person
(Annora) and you don't know her or what she does? Hummmmmm....tisk tisk

Barking dogs bark at anything.

Pink said it best, this is entertainment...hehehehehe
so lighten up and get enlightened.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Funny

Your need to give us "lessons" is incredibly condescending. It also speaks volumes about how insecure you must be.

well, now see...if you knew my occupation and
me as a person, you'd know why I'm laughing
my ass off at that remark.

Lifts my leg while wagging
my tail, I'm relieved now.

When you come to a thread where there's
posting like a High School squabble, then
someone has to try and invoke reason. Or at
least lay the lesson out, can't make them learn.
Only offer solutions to lifes problems. With simplicity
so that the not so bright can see.

I offered a freindly extention of my hand and Sue
slapped it. So the weed...I mean tendril needs more
fuel to help burn out her fire of anger. <grin>...Okay

You call me a Ying Yang....(condescending?)
I take that as a compliment. A tiger not only roars
but purrrs as well.

 

[Debbie]

Believe me I am enlightened.

Your friend is a big mouth.

I don't need to lighten up. I am saddened by tendril and woody54's personal stuff being brought to the board but it also reinforces my own thoughts on being careful who you trust at lit.

And again it makes my very pleased I have good lit friends and acquaintances who don't spill stuff told to them in private here for all to see and snicker about.

Plus I don't have much drama in my life to spill anyway.



A true friend is a discreet one. A good friend listens to confidences told them but does not repeat them.

Annora obviously brought this whole ass spice thing to the board for a reason. Her own personal reasons that is.

 

[Cheyenne]

Who the fuck are these people? Were they not allowed to do this wherever they usually post? And why isn't this as funny as the Cheap Ass Spice thread?

Oh, but it IS funny. Keep reading the crap from the doggie "My Erotic Tail" above. It's actually fairly hilarious.

 

[PinkOrchid]

Re: Funny

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

It's not? You could have fooled me. I don't think you need to worry about your language skills, they are fine.

No, though I guess the somewhat over two decades of learning/using helps

My thoughts exactly.

How is the cold north these very long days anyway ?

Oh, it's getting colder and the days are getting shorter.
Definitely Autumn here

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Native Texan (oxymoron)

Believe me I am enlightened.

Your friend is a big mouth.

I don't need to lighten up. I am saddened by tendril and woody54's personal stuff being brought to the board but it also reinforces my own thoughts on being careful who you trust at lit.

And again it makes my very pleased I have good lit friends and acquaintances who don't spill stuff told to them in private here for all to see and snicker about.

Plus I don't have much drama in my life to spill anyway.



A true friend is a discreet one. A good friend listens to confidences told them but does not repeat them.

Annora obviously brought this whole ass spice thing to the board for a reason. Her own personal reasons that is.

Halt "The days of our lives" "As the world turns" at lit.

Well mouth, I meant lips (AV)
Did I step on your tail? Or pull your chain?
I give you a hug while calling you names
I'm condescending. I give a tale to help ease
the transition from anger to peace and Im an
oxymoron. Annora and Tendril have been using
lit for a verbal battle ground for a very very long time
this is no new news.

Saves on telephone bills I reckon <grin>

I step up on her behalf, proudly and humble...<snicker>
and I get rained on with "gibberish" (now that was funny)
so I pull out my literal umbrella and smile.

Your friends at lit? Well Annora is my freind.
So I understand standing up for a freind. Especially
here at lit where the three of them seem to bump
into each other quite a bit. So deal with it. Heres a
lesson how. I'm feeling insecure (as was suggested)
<snicker>

A squirrel built its nest close to the ocean for its
daily constant cool breeze. This mother squirel had her
babies in a nest out on a limb over the ocean. One day
while out gathering food the ocean swells raised up and
swept the nest out to sea. Momma squirrel came
back in time to see her babies floating away. She panic'd
and ran to the shoreline and began swatting the water
from the sea onto the bank in an attempt the drain the
ocean. Franticly she scooped the ocean water and
slung it to the beach. over and over till she could
swat the water no more, to no avail.

A fox just happened along and saw the mothers situation
and ran up the tree and broke off a branch and
swam out to the nest of babies and floating on
the limb the fox returned with the nest and babies
safe and sound.

Now we don't always do the right thing in our haste.
But our intent is to reach a solution to a problem,
The mother squirrel thought she could empty the
ocean and exasperated herself in doing so. Luckily
someone came along that was "Thinking" and sloved
the poor mother squirrels situation at hand.

And Deb~ if you knew the whole story of these twos
yo yo relationship, you probably wouldn't have said
what you did, so I have compassion for your unknowledged
perspective of this situation. That has flowered here at lit
as well as other places. Its kept alive by tendril to
use hanging over woodys head as leverage by now.
Or else she would have dropped it a long time ago.
I offered to drop it in a past post but this is not
what she wants. (strange huh?)

Seems the only one wise enought to put themselves
above all this has been Annora...smart lady...
(witty woman) Literary artist an inspiration to us all <grin>

"DOES MY NOSE LOOK BROWN ENOUGH YET?"
LMAO

(~_*) wink

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Funny

Take a lesson from yourself.

And work on that hubris. If you are posing here as some one with some sort of spiritual superiority (an oxymoron, btw), you should at least put on a better act.

My hubris comes from the many things
I've experienced in my life little flower.
I may need work on my people skills...
this I've been told. But sometimes it takes
a bull to lead the heffers back in line.
Then again sometimes it just takes a well
trained canine...<snicker>

I'm probably anything but spiritual...
no I leave that to the angelic Annora...
her colums and writings on spiritual happenings
and miracles and blessings are way beyond my
spiritualness. If you only knew...
Saint Annora as I do. <grin> (now thats funny)

oxymoron? Native texan...is that close? <grin>
The only thing I know about superiority
is the yankees have a lake named "Lake Superior"

Nope just a back woods country boy come
to help out a freind with a pack of crazed barking dogs.
and nope (tendril) I don't drink. So lush it up.

Pink you seem to have taken a side here...
you and the weed I meant tendril friends?
Your nose is brown so I'm sure ass kissing is involved.
You want to spat at me go ahead, it seems to be
your nature and makes you happy go for it.
Thats also the charactor of a female dog (bitch)
no pun intended, or is that an
oxymoron or condescending? <grin>

 

[My Erotic Tail]

lady liberty

Oh, but it IS funny. Keep reading the crap from the doggie "My Erotic Tail" above. It's actually fairly hilarious.

glad someone soaked up the humor...(~_*)
Waggin my tail....I aim to please.
Like the tiger that entered the hen house...
I got all the chickens squacking.