For your information Lister's

[PinkOrchid]

Re: laughin'

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: laughin'

YOU need to spend some time in this thread.

Okay...you got a good lure...
I bite...(nibble)
why do I need to spend time in that thread...<snicker>
so I can get my ass reemed...lmao...cold pink...hehehe

 

[tendril]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

Takes voracious by the nose ring and leads them to
the part where woody and tendril were not together
so stuff said then didn't really see a reunion of the wood
and the weed. Now it's back and raising a stink about the
freindship of Annora. Been the same song and dance
for longer than you've been paying attention so
thanks for your opinion but what all valuble information
has been seeped? That tendril chases chickens...I meant
cock for awhile then returns home every so often
like a faithfull dog? Or cheap ass spice...? I don't
actually beleive that the national security of new zealand
is in any danger from this "Rocky road story"

I guess the part where fatboy was trying to find out
where Annora lived and information for Tendril
escaped you...or you may have missed that....well
all I can say is I better not find a fat boy stalking
or he'll be skinny quick. <serious tone>

Okay, first off I want you to understand this ET - I am responding to this nonsense only because I have a few friends at Lit who will be very suprised to read 4th hand that Woody and I have parted company, when in fact it's not true.

Woody and I have not seperated, neither have I ever complained about his friendship with Annora.

 

[Guru]

se-pa-rat-ed

That executive summary is getting more and more necessary.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

exactly

se-pa-rat-ed

That executive summary is getting more and more necessary.

word usage...<rolls eyes>
okay while still married...roosters crowed? <grin>

 

[tendril]

se-pa-rat-ed

That executive summary is getting more and more necessary.

You have 3 free questions, use them wisely.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Zen Master

Okay, first off I want you to understand this ET - I am responding to this nonsense only because I have a few friends at Lit who will be very suprised to read 4th hand that Woody and I have parted company, when in fact it's not true.

Woody and I have not seperated, neither have I ever complained about his friendship with Annora.

well then watch'ya bitchin about now?
and why you so negative towards me...must
be my charm...actually I think its just your nature.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

summary

se-pa-rat-ed

That executive summary is getting more and more necessary.

Originally posted by SimplySouthern
I'm going on the recrod as saying that the original cheap ass spices thread is my favorite of all time. Hell, I have it bookmarked in my favorites so I can look back to it when I need a laugh.

Ok, I think I'm following along here but Annora can correct me if I'm wrong somewhere. For those of you confused about this situation, here's what I gather:

OK, there's a man (Hubby) and his wife (Tendril) and her online boyfriend (fatboy) and then Annora...who does SRP with the hubby but they aren't online lovers. OK, the wife gets gifts from fatboy (cheap ass spices/steak sauce) which she uses to prepare a meal for the hubby which we all agree is in bad taste. (Both the act and the spices) No one seems to be sure if anyone's being given away. OK, so the hubby talks to Annora about all this and she's not really in it but she's giveing the hubby advice. So Tendril and fatboy cook up a plan to "get" Annora in a way no one defined. They fired up the mystery machine and hired the redneck Hardy Boys to track her down using the birthdate she gave on Literotica. However, *cue dramatic music*, they found some other innocent woman and we've yet to determine this mystery woman's fate because Annora thought it best to alert us, the Lit population, about our birtdates before she alerted the "mystery woman".

Anyway, that's the story so far.

Edited to add: Damn Jane, she beat me to it. Nancy Drew!

tendril had georgia on her mind...
leaving a woody <snicker>
who Found comfort in writing
SRP with Annora
and now tendrils back with a woody...
and you know what that means....
a womans scorn, letting it be known
shes got a woody...hehehehe...
(sorry woody...and L~)
but I call it like I see it....
calamity jane had a similar version
I coulcn't find earlier in the thread...
where tendril has a fatboy finding out
information about Annora. (deviet?)
Tendril admitted to using Annoras phone number
in bad taste....said she needed tougher skin...
most woman use lotion...think tendril wants sand paper...(strange?) Oh stay tuned it only gets more humorous...

 

[JinXed]

well then watch'ya bitchin about now?
and why you so negative towards me...must
be my charm...actually I think its just your nature.

Do you seriously have a life outside of meddling in other peoples lives?

You seem to have a rather sick interest in tendrils marriage.

If you're friends with woody (I know you've stated that you are with the twit who started these idiotic threads) do you really think you're fucking helping him? Or his marriage?

Of course you don't, because you're too busy putting your finger in business that doesn't concern you.

I'm sorry to inform you that you are not clever, intelligent, humorous, interesting, kind or a gentelmen. Instead you're coming across as some vindictive, spiteful, sadistic jerk who has convinced himself, while doing a piss poor job of hoping to convince others, that anything you say here about a situation that does NOT directly involve you is doing some good somehow.

God help you if anyone decides to fuck with your life. I've always heard paybacks are a bitch.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm sorry to inform you that you are not clever, intelligent, humorous, interesting, kind or a gentelmen.

Not to mention he believes we're laughing WITH him instead of AT him. Wrong.

 

[Annora]

Please stop this Madness!

We are all supposed to be human beings caring souls. We have found out the power of words on this venue. We all have drawed blood on this thread. Let's get perspective this isn't what our life is supposed to be about.

This weekend has an anniversary all mankind has to deal with.

Where is the compassion we should have for the world we live in?

I am tired of the blood shed on this thread. The pain inflicted as we each press that button on the bottom of this page. Have you thought about that possibly the one's that are assasinating your character .. Could be the one you sit next to on the way to work?

The person that gets on that elevator might be one of us? That pleasent smile at the receptionist desk might be one of us. We might feel anonymous on this venue so we might get bold about stating our minds.

Since I started this thread I have found a place in myself that I am
not that proud of. The damage was done to me not any of the rest of you. I struck a blow and I am forever sorry I did. I would hate that my last words on this earth was something that I wrote on this thread.

The grieving families you think for one moment would think this was something to be proud of? Thier loved ones were taken out and here we are doing battle with cutting words. Shame falls upon my heart I apologized to the one true victim in all this.

You can pick apart my grammer your words won't ever hurt me like I hurt by this whole insane thread. I don't know most of you we have never written to each other. I would love to extend my hand with my heartfelt apology to all of you.

I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE ONE'S THAT I HAVE HURT IN ANY WAY BECAUSE OF WORDS .. ACTIONS .. VINDICTIVE FEELINGS .. I CANNOT MAKE YOU TAKE MY APOLOGY BUT ITS STILL OUT THERE FOR YOU TO ACCEPT.

I would love to say it was a state of shock of how invaded I felt. Partly I know it was shock but then my human short comings took ahold of me.

I bow my head to the ones I have struck a blow to..

This isn't something sexy and flirty and erotic which all have come
to Lit for. But its heartfelt something even Lit should be about. We are flesh and blood we do hurt.

I have said my peace if it touches even one of you I am greatful for that. Please allow wounded people to heal ..

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Compassion for your ignorance

Do you seriously have a life outside of meddling in other peoples lives?

You seem to have a rather sick interest in tendrils marriage.

If you're friends with woody (I know you've stated that you are with the twit who started these idiotic threads) do you really think you're fucking helping him? Or his marriage?

Of course you don't, because you're too busy putting your finger in business that doesn't concern you.

I'm sorry to inform you that you are not clever, intelligent, humorous, interesting, kind or a gentelmen. Instead you're coming across as some vindictive, spiteful, sadistic jerk who has convinced himself, while doing a piss poor job of hoping to convince others, that anything you say here about a situation that does NOT directly involve you is doing some good somehow.

God help you if anyone decides to fuck with your life. I've always heard paybacks are a bitch.

(Who wants to be over 10,000 posts? lol Who isn't sick of all the felines catting around? A change was in order. )
Jinxed: your profile tells me your confussed, so am I
to take you serious, or you just barking with the pack?

Luckily I have compassion for ignorance...so your excussed.

well I see its gonna be hard to reason with some one
who's confussed already...first off I didn't come here
to be a gentleman, I came here to set the record straight
as to tendrils stalking of Annora...you approve of this???

Or her getting her online boyfriend to make an attempt
to find Annora in real life and not on the web...now thats
when it got a little more serious than your average posting
spree....guess you agree with this behavior???

My freind didn't ask me to come here and defend her
I did it when shit got serious, when Lit's boundries were
crossed and phone calls and stalking came involved.
I am a defender of my freind, I have not kept that a
secret or do you just read here and there and not
get the full story.

But for you to come on here and verbally attack me
shows your just another freind of the weeds (tendril)
she sent you here to try and add to the kao's???
or find someone to come and put me in my place...lmao
the truth is here....read all of the info amigo and see
how silly your post is.

so my turn to call you names...woohooo
okay here goes......your....."Jinxed"
where I come from that means your messed up.
Thanks for sharing that before I think about
taking you serious. Not to mention I love a good debate.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

9/11

Not to mention he believes we're laughing WITH him instead of AT him. Wrong.

I have taken it easy on you Cheyenne,
first off because you obviously don't know
whats going on, your just defending your friend
the weed (tendril) and if your waving the American
flag in your AV...then how can you defend "t"
when stalking is so close to terrorism. Seems to
be a new zealand or taliban thing don't you think.
You approve of tendril getting someone to hunt
down Annora?????????????????? Who's laughing?
shit got serious so did I.
I just amuse my self with ya'lls added input.

Well I'm Annoras home land security...so come on.

One more time for those not so bright...
I am here to defend Annora....here let me
type that a bit slower for those less fortunate.

 

[Noor]

Re: Please stop this Madness!

We are all supposed to be human beings caring souls. We have found out the power of words on this venue. We all have drawed blood on this thread. Let's get perspective this isn't what our life is supposed to be about.

This weekend has an anniversary all mankind has to deal with.

Where is the compassion we should have for the world we live in?

I am tired of the blood shed on this thread. The pain inflicted as we each press that button on the bottom of this page. Have you thought about that possibly the one's that are assasinating your character .. Could be the one you sit next to on the way to work?

The person that gets on that elevator might be one of us? That pleasent smile at the receptionist desk might be one of us. We might feel anonymous on this venue so we might get bold about stating our minds.

Since I started this thread I have found a place in myself that I am
not that proud of. The damage was done to me not any of the rest of you. I struck a blow and I am forever sorry I did. I would hate that my last words on this earth was something that I wrote on this thread.

The grieving families you think for one moment would think this was something to be proud of? Thier loved ones were taken out and here we are doing battle with cutting words. Shame falls upon my heart I apologized to the one true victim in all this.

You can pick apart my grammer your words won't ever hurt me like I hurt by this whole insane thread. I don't know most of you we have never written to each other. I would love to extend my hand with my heartfelt apology to all of you.

I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE ONE'S THAT I HAVE HURT IN ANY WAY BECAUSE OF WORDS .. ACTIONS .. VINDICTIVE FEELINGS .. I CANNOT MAKE YOU TAKE MY APOLOGY BUT ITS STILL OUT THERE FOR YOU TO ACCEPT.

I would love to say it was a state of shock of how invaded I felt. Partly I know it was shock but then my human short comings took ahold of me.

I bow my head to the ones I have struck a blow to..

This isn't something sexy and flirty and erotic which all have come
to Lit for. But its heartfelt something even Lit should be about. We are flesh and blood we do hurt.

I have said my peace if it touches even one of you I am greatful for that. Please allow wounded people to heal ..

Perhaps the next time you even think about starting another thread directed at a particular person you will remember the damage you have done with this one?

 

[Noor]

Re: 9/11

IYou approve of tendril getting someone to hunt
down Annora?????????????????? Who's laughing?
shit got serious so did I.
I just amuse my self with ya'lls added input.

Well I'm Annoras home land security...so come on.

First all I strongly believe that if someone is harassing you, sending you vicious pms, interfering with your marriage directly as Annora has done with this thread, you have every right to find out who she is. Annora chose to call Tendril's phone and in doing that exposed herself via her phone number. Based on Annora remarks and repeated threads directed at Tendril, I would wonder how far she would go to hurt Tendril.

Secondly I don't see why Annora needs your help, she seems quite capable of attacking people all by herself.

Homeland security in the US seems to be mainly an excuse to over ride people civil rights, are you sure that is how you wish to be perceived?

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Please stop this Madness!

Perhaps the next time you even think about starting another thread directed at a particular person you will remember the damage you have done with this one?

maybe I should start one about the "snoore"
noor' shall I allow you to bark with out rolling
up the news paper and swatting your nose.

I think Annora has handled her terroist with
light comments....if someone came after me
like they did Annora...well lets just say I handle
things differently. <grin>

 

[Marathonman]

Your friend, who you are here "to defend", claims she is not proud of this thread, but you continue to 'bump' it........why?

Has she indicated that she doesn't want it to go away? That she wants you to keep it on the front page?

Just curious.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

continuation/sequel

Your friend, who you are here "to defend", claims she is not proud of this thread, but you continue to 'bump' it........why?

Has she indicated that she doesn't want it to go away? That she wants you to keep it on the front page?

Just curious.

excellent question...
on a previous post I extended a hand to tendril
to put all this behind and close the toipic...
she spat something about me being condescending.
Then continued to scorn.
So Annora's thread is still bombarded with idiocy
and probably will for awhile so its a lit playground.
Aren't we all having our entertainment?

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Re: Re: Please stop this Madness!

Perhaps the next time you even think about starting another thread directed at a particular person you will remember the damage you have done with this one?

What damage?

Where's the towers?

You act as if something catastrphic happened.
It doesn't exactly rank up there with O.J.'s glove
or michael jacksons sleeping arrangement. Or clintons
blowjob. These are personal situations to people,
guess we should have turned off our sets according
to "ms. Snoore"

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[My Erotic Tail]

I am your Ying Yang

todays lesson:
We are all different and see things differently...

YDD is a Ying Yang
by My Erotic Tail ©
I was up late, in the wee hours of the morn...
For a friend was crying from a comment of his scorn.

His comments don't bother me I'm not insecure,
But for this girl I felt sorrow for sure.

I had tried for months to get her to post,
for her poems, I adored the most.

She was shy and didn't want to play,
In the ussual Authors way.

But from my persistance, she finally did.
Then she sat crying from what YDD bid.

My temper was raged and emotions were high,
through literotica threads and comments I did fly.

To hunt down this verman and call him outside.
To find out where and why, YDD did hide.

To challenge him to a dual like the proud Samuri...
To look YDD, eye to eye.

For we tend to defend...
our home, our words, our family and our friends.

I called on the wisdom of the Dragon to help me this day,
For he is the wisest and he I obey.

I called on the Tiger to give me some strength,
For my hunt and search will go to great length.

Then there it sat right before my eyes.
The answer to who and where YDD did reside.

Perhaps he didn't hide, he did so much more...
There I found him, he had knocked on my door.

I wasn't wise enough to notice way back when,
But went hunting when my patience was thin.

Now what do I do? Now that I know who he is.
Do I tear him half and in his mouth I will wiz?

The Dragon snickered at my haste.
Said that, "My own wisdom was a waste."

I was confussed at its remark,
the Dragon that does, live in the Dark.

"You wish do do battle with a zen master of pen?"
I said, "Yes," with a curious grin.

The Dragon said,
"You may be able to take ten men apart,
But YDD will win if you battle, the pen is an Art."

To take up the pen and battle till when?
YDD is The zen master of the pen.

"For you leave comments too,"
said the Dragon of blue.

"And are you not a teacher of the Arts?"
"Well yes," I answered with my heart.

"Perhaps YDD is a teacher of words,
and what he is saying is not that absurd."

Do I feel threatened cause I know not a meter,
Or grammer and flow and my words barely tetter.

When we are in a class and the teacher calls us out...
Do we cry, become raged and or pout?

I raised my brow to the wise Dragon of blue.
Perhaps it is YDD, that you should bow to.

For the lessons he teaches, not of just words,
but of the emotions that stirr within you, that are blurred.

"And do you not teach, Honor above all things?"
I knew exactly what the Dragon means.

"Verbal lashings only show your limitations,"
"Put your energys into your creations."

The Dragon of blue,
gave me this wisdom that I share with you...

The Same Difference~
Every living creature on this planet is the same.,.
We have life!
Yet every creature is different...

Every living creature has the same destiny...
Death!
Yet we will all die differently.

Every creature will hunger and thirst
But for different things.

We are all bound to this Earth...
But our ties are different.

We are all like the buds of a rose bush.
We will all bloom at different times.

The rose has its beauty that we wish to see,
but if we get pricked do we not bleed?

But the one thing we will all do the same?
see this world ...differently!

I hung my head in shame!
As I read those words frame for frame.

For the enemy was not YDD,
It was the uncertain me!

I do not write for a vote or for you,
I write for the enjoyment for me and the dragon of blue.

This is an amature forum and literotica's archieve,
This is where enjoyment is felt and strived.

For if it were a profession, I would'nt get posted,
They allow us to play and our words are boasted.

Freedom of speech is a beautifull thing,
Let our words shout out and ring.

YDD will probably say, "This is no poem, it should be a song...
for the words are not correct they are all wrong.

But they come from the heart,
So it is my, literary Art!

For all things in this world there is an opposite,
Good comment or bad, YDD and I are it.

He has his opinion and he is a critic,
I praise all, who write here on lit.

I Bow down to no one, But bow humble to all.
For the lesson I've learned, to YDD I bow to most all.

For the enemy is not, YDD,
but the fact that I let it bother me.

My friend is now happy as can be,
For the Dragon has shown her and me.

Exactly who Ydd is?
For honor I will keep his Identity hid.

You can scorn me and give me a one.
But once I have written my work is done.

I do not write for votes or a rating,
My words are mine, that I am saving.

I've never been known to mumble,
And to all I bow humble~

I wish never to be harsh or mean,
I only ask him one simple thing.

What does YDD mean?
Will he comment and leave me this thing?

One final note...One final thing...
YDD is my Ying Yang!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
some examples of indifference.

Do you seriously have a life outside of meddling in other peoples lives?

Have you been in a coma?
Read Lit often? Or anychat rooms? This thread
was started so converse of a topic begins.

You seem to have a rather sick interest in tendrils marriage.
I wouldn't invest in that

If you're friends with woody (I know you've stated that you are with the twit who started these idiotic threads) do you really think you're fucking helping him? Or his marriage?


Of course you don't, because you're too busy putting your finger in business that doesn't concern you.

pot calling the kettle black or the
kettle calling me nosey?..hehehehe

I'm sorry to inform you that you are not clever, intelligent, It don't take a genious to figure out I ain't a genious (looks at jinxed) humorous, I'm laughing interesting, well there the door don't let it hit you in the "ASS" kind or a gentelmen well when pluckin' a chicken from the chicken coop, your gonna get some squabblin' Instead you're coming across as some vindictive, spiteful, sadistic jerk who has convinced himself, while doing a piss poor job of hoping to convince others, that anything you say here about a situation that does NOT directly involve you is doing some good somehow. simplysouthern and calamity jane put it better than I did...read their posts and then realize I aint singled out here.

I don't know too many who are buying tendrils crap. You defending tendril or just don't like the way I type? cause...
She's deceitfull (cheap ass spice showed that) which to me means untrustworthy. And so many defend that....aint that nice...must be a clan.

God help you if anyone decides to fuck with your life. I've always heard paybacks are a bitch.

karma...is my freind...
And I know how to handle a bitch...
(is that a person or a complaint)<snicker>

 

[My Erotic Tail]

The scream

HASTE NOT LITTLE FLOWER

Die, thread!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!

 

[JinXed]

Although I should be use to it by now, sometimes I'm amazed by the imbeciles that run around this place.


Dude, I'm not confused by anything but it's pretty clear you have trouble grasping the logistics of anything to do with brain power.

Of course you wouldn't understand my profile, it's a sort of *nudge nudge wink wink* in reference to my former id on here. But I'm supposing something like that would totally go over your head.

Yes I question whether you have a life because you seem to be so enthralled with another couples life. You've intimated something about a couple that you apparently don't really know on a personal level. So, I'm not sure if you're getting your "facts" from your and woody's friend "Annora" or if you've just made up this fantasy all on your own. The latter sounds more in tune with your lack of imagination.

As for your remarks about tendril and myself being friends, I've never spoken with her in private and I believe this is probably the first place I've ever posted in the same thread with her. I am, by far, more capable of being unbiased in this situation unlike yourself who has admitted to a friendship with one of the parties involved.

If you're the norm for the type of people that post in the playground then I'm glad that I don't venture into that fairyland of nanners and frogs.

It's good to see you admit to not being a genius. I don't think anyone would ever dare to make such a mistake in regards to yourself.

 

[Freya]

Holy fuck.

This is - by far - the stupidest thread ever. And it's become never ending, so I need to put the starter on ignore. Can someone PM me if anything interesting happens.

That would even include ET or Annora making sense.

 

[JinXed]

I don't know about ever, but it's probably in the top ten.


I'm sorry, I shouldn't keep yanking his chain. But I'm bored!