For those 2 days with Lance...

[Mia62]

(sung to the Blue Rodeo tune 5 days in May)

They met on a porno site
Hanging in the forum out of the view
She tucked a note into his box
Later on they took his car
Drove on down where the subbies are
He wrote his name on her leash
Never even let go of her hand

Somehow she became his grrl
For those 2 days with Lance
Made all the stars around them shine
Funny how you can look in vain
Living on nerves and such sweet pain
The loneliness that cuts so fine
To find the face you've seen a thousand times

Sometimes the world begins
To set you up on your feet again
It wipes the tears from your eyes
How will you ever know
The way that domination goes
Always going to hit you on the ass
She knows her past
Lance was there
In everything she’s done
Lance is the one

Looking back it's hard to tell
Why they stood while others fell
Spend your life working it out
All trolls know is one cloudy day
They both just ran away
Rain on the windshield heading South
She loved the lines around his mouth

Sometimes the world begins
To set you up on your feet again
It wipes the tears from your eyes
How will you ever know
The way that domination goes
Always going to hit you on the ass
She knows her past
Lance was there
In everything she’s done
Lance is the one

 

[Freya]

I knew it was you! As soon as it was uncovered that you could pack a bag, in preparation for a trip, it all became clear. How else would you have that vital info if it wasn't so that you could go on a weekend interlude with Lance?



Slut!




Now I'm gone.

 

[MissTaken]

I knew it was you! As soon as it was uncovered that you could pack a bag, in preparation for a trip, it all became clear. How else would you have that vital info if it wasn't so that you could go on a weekend interlude with Lance?



Slut!




Now I'm gone.

Hey, Fred!

I am glad to see you are wearing the panties I bought you!




*giggles at mia's song*

 

[Mia62]

I knew it was you! As soon as it was uncovered that you could pack a bag, in preparation for a trip, it all became clear. How else would you have that vital info if it wasn't so that you could go on a weekend interlude with Lance?

I couldn't tell you until I had the formal approval. I am so sorry for hurting you like this.




Night, hon.

 

[Freya]

I couldn't tell you until I had the formal approval. I am so sorry for hurting you like this.




Night, hon.

Good thing I had already ditched you for MissT. She buys me presents.


Now that Lance has a thing or two to answer for...he told me we were exclusive. The pig!

 

[Mia62]

Now that Lance has a thing or two to answer for...he told me we were exclusive. The pig!

His presence is much too large to be exclusive.

Ahhh...those 2 days...mind you, he did leave awfully fast...if he cheated on you with me? I wonder who he was running to next??

 

[modest mouse]

?

 

[MissTaken]

Good thing I had already ditched you for MissT. She buys me presents.

And I thought I was more than a check book to you, baby!


*sigh*

 

[Lancecastor]

Now that Lance has a thing or two to answer for...he told me we were exclusive. The pig!

Sorry babe, bad timing, that's all.

I never meant to make you cry

And though I know I should call

It just reminds us of the cost

Of everything we've lost

Bad timing that's all

Maybe soon there'll come a day

When no more tears will fall

If we each forgive a little bit

And we both look back on it

As just bad timing that's all

Blue Lanceo

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You changed your sig line. Guess it didn't really apply anymore.

 

[Mia62]

You changed your sig line. Guess it didn't really apply anymore.

It did and does...but my grandma said this this weekend about a family friend and I really liked it. The other one will be back.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I have no idea what you just said.

I made an adultery joke about you on a Lance thread.

You PMed me asking that I remove my post because you never slept with Lance.

You post a poem about Lance, to do what? Convince people that you fucked him?

Huh?

Is this a *bratcat* thread?

 

[Mia62]

Is this a *bratcat* thread?

I thought you said they all were? Shoot...I must be in the wrong place.

I don't think you ever did remove it did you? Not that it matters. It is a joke, Dix...relax. Go with the flow for once...learn that others are able to laugh at themselves.

You worry too much about what you think people are going to say about me. Let it go.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If you have to explain the joke, you fucked it up. But, okay.

 

[Mia62]

Sometimes one has to explain things to the older generation...and the hecklers in the front row.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I didn't know it was a joke until you explained it, either.

*shakes head*

Takes all kinds, I guess.

 

[Mia62]

Alright...my time as a comedienne is over...*sigh*

So much for my 15 minutes of fame.

I am going back to my day job tomorrow...after I go to bed now.

*ouch! dammit, that hook around the neck hurts!!*

 

[Rubyfruit]

*ouch! dammit, that hook around the neck hurts!!*

But you look cute in it and that's all that matters.



'Night, Mia.

 

[Cheyenne]

Was that a hook or a collar?