for the love of god

[seXieleXie]

someone please distract me before i do something i'll regret.

 

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[LukkyKnight]

someone please distract me before i do something i'll regret.

Did you hear about how Ruby and she who does not like her name to appear in thread titles had a completely out there evening and they didn't invite me?

 

[Zmey]

*rubs seXieleXie back* THis should work

 

[seXieleXie]

distract you how?

i don't know. talk to me.


i know, i'll make this one of those "ask me anything" threads.

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: for the love of god

Did you hear about how Ruby and she who does not like her name to appear in thread titles had a completely out there evening and they didn't invite me?

they did?
i'm so jealous. do you know any details?

 

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[Bindii]

*strolling naked through the thread*

Why do you need distracting???

 

[seXieleXie]

*rubs seXieleXie back* THis should work

spasibo

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Re: for the love of god

they did?
i'm so jealous. do you know any details?

Hell no, I don't even know if they were together at the time, I just know I wasn't there. However, I think with just a little nudge this is the sort of rumor that could really take on a life of its own. So, I said to myself, who could breathe life into this idea? Self, I said, there's possibly no one better than
seXieleXie, and I hear she's looking for something to do tonight...

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: for the love of god

Hell no, I don't even know if they were together at the time, I just know I wasn't there. However, I think with just a little nudge this is the sort of rumor that could really take on a life of its own. So, I said to myself, who could breathe life into this idea? Self, I said, there's possibly no one better than
seXieleXie, and I hear she's looking for something to do tonight...

i'll get right on that

 

[seXieleXie]

how big is my penis?

3.4562 decameters, give or take a few feet.

 

[Olivianna]

What the Oscars. It's so touching, I'm crying. Or, I have something in my eye.

 

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[LukkyKnight]

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i'll get right on that

Could be fun. Bound to be better than a boink in the armit with a nerf fork.

 

[seXieleXie]

What the Oscars. It's so touching, I'm crying. Or, I have something in my eye.

touched in the head maybe

watching tv isn't engaging enough to be a good distraction

 

[celiaKitten]

I'm with lexie .. distractions are needed.

Hot girl-on-girl emoticon action below... have you ever noticed that they have boobs? I never did until Ginny pointed it out to me. It's great, they even swing.

 

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[seXieleXie]

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Could be fun. Bound to be better than a boink in the armit with a nerf fork.

i dunno. some people are really into armpit stimulation. or so i hear.

 

[Olivianna]

lex,
PM me your address, I'm sending you a gallon of vodka.

 

[Zmey]

spasibo

Just tell me when to stop hon

 

[seXieleXie]

lex,
PM me your address, I'm sending you a gallon of vodka.

*sniffles*
thank you

 

[celiaKitten]

Too late for me ... I'm about to get flamed for speaking against Bush ...

 

[seXieleXie]

y'all are crappy at distractions

 

[Effigy]

Yes