For the guys!

[mistressastra]

I scout the online "toy" stores and get the Adam and Eve catalogues. I am curious. Do any men really buy those blow-up dolls? How about the simulated um, female lower half props (lol delicately put)? Real hair!!! ;-)

 

[badasschick]

I used manage a store and we sold toys uh, ahem "marital aids" sorry.
You wouldn't believe how many orders I placed for Real Dolls. and Christy Canyon's fuck buddy (you know that thing you sit on the table)

We had our resident Real Doll, who sat in the back near the porn tapes, and I can't tell you how many times I've found her tied up with her own stockings and violated. She weighed 80lbs! that's 80 lbs of dead weight to molest.

From a reformed smut peddler....they sell very well.

 

[Sillyman]

I would never buy one of those things. I'd be too scared I would break it, and they are so ugly and silly looking. I have seen some really good life-like ones that run about $6000, but if you have that kind of money to blow why not just get a whore?

 

[Problem Child]

No. Companies spend millions manufacturing them, employing thousands of people, who work tirelessly painting veins on cocks and inserting pubic hair around pussies, taking painstaking care to make them look absolutely real. They do this so that nobody will buy them. They all just sit in a warehouse in Lubbock Texas collecting dust. It's really just a sham to make the rest of the world think we are a nation of perverted fiends.

The videos? All computer generated.

I'm just kidding. Riff buys all of it. Every last pocket pussy, porn video, and cock ring in the United States of America.

 

[Zamdrist]

I'd sooner use my hand. I'd sooner use my hand than a lot of things Well, not that...

 

[Laurel]

I'm just kidding. Riff buys all of it. Every last pocket pussy, porn video, and cock ring in the United States of America.

I knew it!

 

[Sillyman]

The molded faux porn-star pussies I might be able to see myself buying if I had the money, since they do look good and they a relatively cheap. I do have concerns over whether some will fit though. I've seen pocket pussies advertised as being only 4"s deep.

 

[zantac666]

I new a guy who got one at his bachelor party but it was a male doll a dilldoe straped-on.

A police officer as a joke a bunch of fellow buddies gave him a blow up dog for whe his wife said no.

 

[freescorfr]

No. Companies spend millions manufacturing them, employing thousands of people, who work tirelessly painting veins on cocks and inserting pubic hair around pussies, taking painstaking care to make them look absolutely real. They do this so that nobody will buy them. They all just sit in a warehouse in Lubbock Texas collecting dust. It's really just a sham to make the rest of the world think we are a nation of perverted fiends.

A bit like nuclear weapons then? tell p_p man this!! Stockpiling Brenda's.

Many think you're a nation of perverted fiends withour this info.. due to Pastor Riff.

 

[PmTick]

I don't see how anyone could buy one, either an old fashioned blow up doll or one of those real dolls.

 

[Problem Child]

I don't think anyone has ever tried to fuck a Trident missile, but what the fuck..Todd fucked an Emu egg once.

 

[Problem Child]

fuck, fuck, fuck diddy-fuckhole.

fuck.

 

[Laurel]

piss shit cunt bitch

 

[cuz cracker]

i knew an old boy who fucked a pig once, said the pussy was better than his wife's and didn't charge him anything either.

no known commit from the pig.

 

[APhil]

fuck, fuck, fuck diddy-fuckhole.

fuck.

A friend of mine once had a similar saying for when the police pulled him over:


"Officer, I have five words for you: fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck."

 

[Problem Child]

i knew an old boy who fucked a pig once, said the pussy was better than his wife's and didn't charge him anything either.

no known commit from the pig.

Son, for some reason I picture you in overalls, barefoot, with no shirt.

There is hay in the vicinity.