For some reason, I can't Tweet

[Liar]

I look att he damn box and figure out there aren't 160 characher's worth of things I want to say.

And yet, I fart out twenty* times as much here on a daily basis.



*Not intended as a factual statement. No math has been involved.

 

[CandiCame]

I look att he damn box and figure out there aren't 160 characher's worth of things I want to say.

And yet, I fart out twenty* times as much here on a daily basis.



*Not intended as a factual statement. No math has been involved.

I can't condense my long-winded self down to that either. WTF does anyone have to say that could be important in less then 120 characters or 160 or whatever?

 

[Liar]

I can't condense my long-winded self down to that either. WTF does anyone have to say that could be important in less then 120 characters or 160 or whatever?

^^^
158 charachters.

 

[islandman]

That's because you can only tweet up to 140 - not 160 - characters at a time.

 

[Batch]

Accept it. You aren't birds.

 

[Liar]

That's because you can only tweet up to 140 - not 160 - characters at a time.

Brevity ain't the problem. I just don't have that "I should totally Tweet this" reflex. To anything.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

I can't imagine anyone caring what I might have to say. Still, that rarely stops me. Brevity is seldom an issue.

 

[IsabellaKing]

Somebody told me that Stephen Fry always gave good Tweets...

"Well. So tired this afternoon I went to be at 8.30 Woke at midnight. Sleep again. Woke at 1.30 - car due for make-up chair at 5.20. Tsk"

This must've been an off day.

 

[CandiCame]

^^^
158 charachters.

Mwahahahaha

 

[sdnt]

I look att he damn box and figure out there aren't 160 characher's worth of things I want to say.

And yet, I fart out twenty* times as much here on a daily basis.



*Not intended as a factual statement. No math has been involved.

I don't care.

 

[koalabear]

Change bird seeds.

 

[eyer]

Liar wanna cracker?

 

[Liar]

Liar wanna cracker?

You're not my type.

 

[teflonkitty]

What kind of squirrel tweets?

 

[Liar]

What kind of squirrel tweets?

Thread title:

For some reason, I can't Tweet

I guess that would leave your question unanswered.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Liar wanna cracker?

You're not my type.

http://www.thealitybites.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/demotivational-posters-i-saw-what-you-did.jpg

 

[teflonkitty]

Ok.

What kind of squirrel wants to tweet?

Squirrels chatter but don't tweet.

 

[Liar]

http://www.thealitybites.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/demotivational-posters-i-saw-what-you-did.jpg

My, you're easily impressed.

 

[Liar]

Ok.

What kind of squirrel wants to tweet?

Squirrels chatter but don't tweet.

Squirrels also don't usually wear top hats and bowties.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I look att he damn box and figure out there aren't 160 characher's worth of things I want to say.

And yet, I fart out twenty* times as much here on a daily basis.



*Not intended as a factual statement. No math has been involved.

Your problem being?

 

[KRCummings]

I've never tweeted. Does it hurt?

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

I tweeted once and some dude started following me and the sadness of that broke my heart.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I've never tweeted. Does it hurt?

I tweeted once and some dude started following me and the sadness of that broke my heart.

"Tweated". Not "tweeted".

 

[eyer]

You're not my type.

Friggin' racist squirrel...

My, you're easily impressed.

Racists usually are...

...and the implies you're exactly his type, Rocky.