For Rambling Rose

[Nora]

*ahem*

Poor non-list making Rambling Rose, this is for you!

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Rambling Rose

Person I'd Be Most Likely to Kick the Shit out of a Sheep Fucker for:

Rambling Rose

Poster I'd Most Like To Kiss Up To:

Rambling Rose

Person For Whom I'd Most Like To Cook Sticky Chicken:

Rambling Rose

Poster Whose Pictures Line My Bedroom Walls Like a Deranged Teenaged Groupie:

Rambling Rose

Litizen For Whom I'd Actually Check My Spelling and Punctuation:

Rambling Rose

 

[Saint Peter]

What did the sheepfuckers ever do to you?

 

[Master Control]

BIGGEST TITS?
Ramblin Rose?

 

[Rambling Rose]

*sobbing wetly*

Oh my God, I can't believe it! You picked me!

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[Nora]

*sobbing wetly*

Oh my God, I can't believe it! You picked me!

I had to. This hick was holding a gun to my head.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'm jes' a po lil ole kuntry gal. I gots ta luv them hicks.

 

[Nora]

I'm jes' a po lil ole kuntry gal. I gots ta luv them hicks.

I *knew* it had to be one of your evil minions!! Btw, did I ever tell you about the time I got stuck at Charlemagne's during a black out? It was hubby's worst nightmare. All that vinyl and he couldn't see a thing! Muhahahhaha!

 

[Rambling Rose]

When was this? You found the vinyl pulse of the Magic City if you made your way to Charlemagne's. Did y'all do it on the sofa in the dark?

 

[Nora]

When was this? You found the vinyl pulse of the Magic City if you made your way to Charlemagne's. Did y'all do it on the sofa in the dark?

Must've been 3-4 years ago. I tried to pinch his butt, but I sorta missed in the dark and got some scruffy, tattooed guy instead. I wanted to take him home with us, but hubby rebelled. Selfish bastard!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Hey - I know that guy!

 

[Sillyman]

Hey - I know that guy!

Yes, but did you know him, know him?

 

[Nora]

Nice guy. Fantastic ass.