For all those poor lurking spouses

Calamity Jane

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In the interest of making life easier for our poor downtrodden spouses, I think we should just post any and all condemning information here, in this thread. Feel free to post links to threads, if there's just too much information to include in a post or three.

No fair posting incriminating info about someone else. This is all about honesty, folks!

What Mr PCG would know about me if he read Lit:

He'd know I had a thread at the Am Pics forum.
He'd know that Mensa agreed to have my love child.
He'd know that once upon a time, PC fantasized about KM and I in a hot threesome with him.
He'd know that PC claims I have a kung-fu grip pussy... which obviously means he's experienced it.
He'd know that I offered to let Dr Clozoff test it.
He'd know that storm claims that an orgy would have been possible in Chicago if only I remembered hotel room #s
He'd know that CE and I coordinate avs. Solid proof that we're cheating with each other via the net. And lemme tell ya, fake fucking has never been so good.
He'd know that I've contemplated divorce more than once, and he'd know why.
He'd know that I have a huge crush on Raindancer and Freaky and who knows how many other people I've posted to and about in the past year or so.
He'd know that there are over 52 pages worth of posts with my name in them.
He'd know that I mention the word anal in more than 33 pf those pages.
He'd know saucy's occupation is seducing me.
He'd know that I crave Dilly - bars and have a huge, undying crush on gnuffi


Next?
 
You mean you didn't make a secret post that you want erased now about how we had hot sex on your kitchen table while he and the Stud were outside by the grill talking floor joists?

For shame. You should add that to your list.
 
Well, I thought Cheffie would be mad if I included the part about us only letting him hold the table steady.
 
Now that you mention it, I almost wish we had a girl next door... or any next door neighbors for him to be sleeping with. Sure would make my life easier.
 
Ya know I really really wish that your PM box wasn't full.

*sigh*

You have no clue. But you will. :(
 
Who me? nobody ever PM's me.. Well, guess I better not go there. Life is good, be happy
 
KillerMuffin said:
You mean you didn't make a secret post that you want erased now about how we had hot sex on your kitchen table while he and the Stud were outside by the grill talking floor joists?

For shame. You should add that to your list.

Fuck, um.

Thanks girls, love you too. Who's paying the funeral expenses?
 
pagancowgirl said:
Now that you mention it, I almost wish we had a girl next door... or any next door neighbors for him to be sleeping with. Sure would make my life easier.

This is "How to be a great Flamer" rule number 16

Conciously , or not; deflect the flame by agreeing with it.

:)

Look at this....you actually made me nice......

You are the queen of the flame pagan.

:kiss:
 
Next.

bigrednz would find if he was lurking here?
Which he does, rarely.
That I don't have anything to hide.

*Shoving Nora, Ruby, Emoodie, Rhys, Summer, KGBoot
and all the other litsters I am cybering back into the closet.*




:D
 
Why is there a mop in my nose

...and who turned off the lights
 
debbiexxx said:
Next.

bigrednz would find if he was lurking here?
Which he does, rarely.
That I don't have anything to hide.

*Shoving Nora, Ruby, Emoodie, Rhys, Summer, KGBoot
and all the other litsters I am cybering back into the closet.*
:D

I'm under the bed.:D
 
Well my husband lurks he see's what he finds.... if they were that fucking perfect they might not read what they find. :D
 
you mean we are not to be clandestine in our internet foorays?

How dare you be honest with your spouse. Fuck, there goes someones arguement to hell in a rusty Pinto.
 
how comes none of your spouses post under your user names ?


mine does :)
 
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