pwr2theblondes
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Kids? You don't look old enough. You have the body of a 20 year old.
Take care, Red! Wishing you well!
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Kids? You don't look old enough. You have the body of a 20 year old.Take care, Red! Wishing you well!







.Thanks so, so, so much for the bumps (pervy & not) along with the health inquiries. It's been the shittiest month so far - really, this one is for the record books - & the damn thing isn't even over yet. This week in particular has been a maelstrom of shit, so all of the replies & PMs are deeply appreciated.
I'm just very sorry that I've got nothing pervy to offer you guys in return. Although, 3 days of not being able to eat has also brought the re-emergenge of my wonderful collarbones. I always quite liked them. How's that for a silver lining?
I hope not to start something with that, though. Getting a "hey baby girl, I'd sure like to fuck ur collarbones" message in any way, shape, or form would freak me the fuck out. So don't do that.

You're one to talk! I've been neglecting your thread b/c I'm a total ass, but that whole table-contortion thing? No one is in your league.
You would be just about spot on with the heel size. It's supposed to be 4.5", which is still too damn high in my book. I still love them though. I'll have to take a closer look at that fine print you mentioned...
Thanks for everyone's comments! I know I always say this, but even if I don't respond individually - they're still appreciated. I'm not feeling too awesome so in fact, they are extra appreciated this week.
Oh also...uh...no new shots anytime soon. Sorry!
It all started when I caught my kidneys cuddling up to some gross stuff and man, did we have it out.
I'm all like, "How could you do this?! We've had nearly 25 years together?"
And they're all like, "WTF do you think? You're all about school these days!"
And by this point I'm doubled over, but still pissed like, "Do you know how much cranberry juice and how many antibiotics I've taken for you?!"
And then they fire back with, "Don't put that shit on us! You do that just to make yourself feel better!"
And...well...it just deteriorated from there. More words were flung, I moved out & into a hospital & plan on fighting for custody of the kids, bypassed the "safety controls" in this place, take a lot of meds, & sometimes think that that whole exchange was actually the product of pain killers.
Anyway, the take home message is if you're looking for pics, you're just going to have to hit up the index. Sorry kids.
I'm just very sorry that I've got nothing pervy to offer you guys in return.
.She could always adopt...Wow. That's quite the situation.
I guess my only advice would be to try to reconcile, if you think that it's possible, perhaps with the help of a licensed professional. A long, messy divorce and custody battle would be pretty ugly, particularly the dialysis part.
Hope you're feeling better soon, and not only so that you can post more pictures of your lovely self.
-LCN
Thanks so, so, so much for the bumps (pervy & not) along with the health inquiries. It's been the shittiest month so far - really, this one is for the record books - & the damn thing isn't even over yet. This week in particular has been a maelstrom of shit, so all of the replies & PMs are deeply appreciated.
I'm just very sorry that I've got nothing pervy to offer you guys in return. Although, 3 days of not being able to eat has also brought the re-emergenge of my wonderful collarbones. I always quite liked them. How's that for a silver lining?
I hope not to start something with that, though. Getting a "hey baby girl, I'd sure like to fuck ur collarbones" message in any way, shape, or form would freak me the fuck out. So don't do that.
I thought I was the only person in the world with such a deep love of her collarbones! Happy to know I'm in good company
Really though, I hope you get better soon and everything goes well. It's really much more fun when you're around and teaming up with me![]()
Sorry you're still down, DRL....but very relieved to have seen your post. Pics or no pics....just don't lose your humor!
*sure you don't wanna hear my ideas about collarbones?*
*ducks approaching sour produce hurled from the front rows*
Just kidding, y'all; Geeeeeezzzzzz......![]()
She could always adopt...
Well, as the saying goes, when life gives you lemons...squirt the juice in your enemy's eye.
Glad to see that you're still kicking around lit. I hope that the month starts looking up for you, or, if not, that you are able to serve it with an eviction notice and get it the hell out of your life.
-LCN