Fluffie Muffie!

[Hamletmaschine]

I don't know which is more frightening: KM talking about shampoo or Mischka worrying about a fuck-buddy's cock size?

 

[huskie]

I feel a need to confess..my wife bitches at me for using HER raozor. See I am a babyface and her electric is sweeeetttttttt, much easier on the skin than my Brawn.

God, I keep digging my sex change hole deeper and deeper...

LOL!! I use my wife shaving cream..... hey it works better!

 

[sunstruck]

I don't know which is more frightening: KM talking about shampoo or Mischka worrying about a fuck-buddy's cock size?

It's the final exam phenomenom. I love it. lol You should know that Proffeseur!

 

[sunstruck]

We use those too, but the blades for the Mach3 cost about 60% of what the Venus blades cost. Why would he use yours?

He has sensitive Irish skin. lol

 

[RawHumor]

LOL!! I use my wife shaving cream..... hey it works better!

Again, my shaving cream costs less than $1.00 per can. I think here's is somewhere in the neighborhood of $6.00-$8.00.

 

[RawHumor]

Come on. I wrote that scene out for you and you didnt even respond to it? Come on, KillerFluff.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I was too busy moaning in the bathtub, shower head firmly between my legs, and howling your name, Raw.

 

[RawHumor]

So now I have to be on the lookout for the StudMuffin.

I should have thought twice before posting that.

 

[KillerMuffin]

He thought I was having a seizure, you're cool.

 

[RawHumor]

I was going to call him StudFluffy, but I value my kneecaps.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Just before sticking his head in the jaws of the Lion......Romeo says:

And how'd you like my little addition?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Muy hot! How'd you know I like to prance around in my guy's tank tops?

 

[DarkAngel]

Doughnut?

 

[Prince Romeo]

KillerMuffin said:

"Muy hot! How'd you know I like to prance around in my guy's tank tops?"

What is Muy? Maybe I really did turn you on and you're incoherent. Gimme a sec whilst I check (dick)tionary.com. Ahhh, Spanish for "Very".

Dé la bienvenida a mi dominio.

 

[RawHumor]

Romeo, as you're reading this post, do you see that button that looks like this:

? If you hit that, it will do the quote thing for you.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Thanks. I plan on taking a shit next. Maybe you could help me wipe my ass too.

 

[RawHumor]

Thanks. I plan on taking a shit next. Maybe you could help me wipe my ass too.

Well gee, you're not really my type. But if you're in the mood for a spar, I'd be happy to pull your small intestines up through your throat for you.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Well gee, you're not really my type. But if you're in the mood for a spar, I'd be happy to pull your small intestines up through your throat for you.

He kinda reminds me of Dr. Andrew Dice Clay too.

 

[sunstruck]

I was too busy moaning in the bathtub, shower head firmly between my legs, and howling your name, Raw.

Ha! I'm not the only one in love with my hand held!