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Fluffie Muffie!

Purple Haze said:


It just doesn't get any better than this...

I dare you to look!
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His family intervened and hit his caps lock key once.

He couldn't handle it.

Edit: Just read his sig:
No guy is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

Irony++
 
*writing down the hair wash idea to bring up this weekend*

I like it. :)
 
I'd pour a bottle of shampoo in the bath...grab your head and push you under the water...the splashing will cause bubbles to appear...and your hair will get clean...

all the while, I'll be saying...quite lovingly..."Next time you use my razor to shave your legs...tell me, I about cut my head off"
 
KillerMuffin said:
I spend about 10 minutes every day washing my hair because I'm in love with it! I wish I had a man who would spend that much time washing my hair for me without demanding the bathtub portion of the exercise. Muffie prefers showers.


If you could wash Muffie's hair, how would you do it? :devil:


:kiss: :rose: :kiss:


(Fluffie enough for ya Sunnie?)
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With my hands and a comb! I could spend hours washing, brushing, combing a womens hair. I'd use a lot of conditionar too, to make it real soft..... afterwards I would lightly dry it with a towel and then continue to brush it dry. I would never use a blow dryer :)
 
Rambrat said:
I'd pour a bottle of shampoo in the bath...grab your head and push you under the water...the splashing will cause bubbles to appear...and your hair will get clean...

all the while, I'll be saying...quite lovingly..."Next time you use my razor to shave your legs...tell me, I about cut my head off"
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LMAO
 
Rambrat said:
I'd pour a bottle of shampoo in the bath...grab your head and push you under the water...the splashing will cause bubbles to appear...and your hair will get clean...

all the while, I'll be saying...quite lovingly..."Next time you use my razor to shave your legs...tell me, I about cut my head off"
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YIKES, forgot the prozac today pal? LOL, but I know what you mean.
 
sunstruck said:
Ok Ram is scary today. Someone hide the kitchen utencils.
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It's not that. You just don't go and borrow a guy's razor and use it to shave your legs without telling him. It's like trying to shave your face with a torn aluminum can.
 
RawHumor said:
It's not that. You just don't go and borrow a guy's razor and use it to shave your legs without telling him. It's like trying to shave your face with a torn aluminum can.
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You got it bro...
 
Rambrat said:
That doesn't stop them...
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I feel a need to confess..my wife bitches at me for using HER raozor. See I am a babyface and her electric is sweeeetttttttt, much easier on the skin than my Brawn.

God, I keep digging my sex change hole deeper and deeper...
 
2 nights per week, the other two she wears a strap on...I am going to stop there before I say something incriminating.
 
Knocking the stuffing out of the Fluffy Muffin

We are in my bathroom. The air is still a bit nippy as the furnace is just kicking in. You’re wearing nothing other than one of my white tank tops. It covers you all the way down to your knees. You are kneeling down before a large, white, clawfoot tub. I have a spray nozzle in my hand. The air smells of strawberries. Your head is angled in the tub with your dark brown hair flowing down to the base. You hear the swoosh of the water, and sense it’s warmth as I adjust the flow and temperature.

I start at the base of your neck. I’m running a warm stream of water swirling down your head. The contrast to the cool air causes you to break out in goose bumps. From my angle, I can see one pinkish nipple standing hard and erect against the cold, white, porcelain tub. With one hand on the nozzle, I use my other hand to gather your glossy locks. I am gently pulling on them, running my hand from the base of your scalp to the very ends, squeezing rivulets of water into the tub. You feel the splash of water against your face. Sound becomes distorted as water pervades your ears.

The warm stream of water seems to flow all around you now. Over your shoulders, down your neck. The white tank tops clings to you like a second skin. I gently take my hand, wrap your hair around it and clench it into a fist. I pull your head up and away from the tub. I hold you that way, just for a moment. You see me standing there topless. I just look at you, your nipples peering through my “tank”.

Then I…..just smile.
 
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brokenbrainwave said:
I feel a need to confess..my wife bitches at me for using HER raozor. See I am a babyface and her electric is sweeeetttttttt, much easier on the skin than my Brawn.

God, I keep digging my sex change hole deeper and deeper...
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really, no need to add anything here...
 
I have never once borrowed my husbands razor. I did that to my brother once when I was 15 and he dumped a bucket of ice water on me while I was in the shower.

Apparently it's a bad thing.
 
but dont you have your husband using some pink womens gillitte or something??

(grunting, trying to re-appear as straight male)
 
No! He uses the blades for my Venus. It's blue. But they fit on the handle of his Mach3.
 
sunstruck said:
No! He uses the blades for my Venus. It's blue. But they fit on the handle of his Mach3.
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We use those too, but the blades for the Mach3 cost about 60% of what the Venus blades cost. Why would he use yours?
 
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