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storm1969 said:No wonder you like me
lickerish said:Alrighty then, where's Glam?!
Fly, I'm so happy to hear you say that. So she pretty much fulfilled everything you are attracted to then, eh?
. JMJ..
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JazzManJim said:I'd have no problem staying vertical. Athleticism I can handle./ I may be fat, but I haven't forgotten how to move.
The problem is similar to a fully-loaded big rig on a steep mountain with sharp turns. At some point, the only way the truck can go is in a straight line and very, very fast.
I would be effective, though, on a crowded slope, where you'd need to make some space to ski.
JazzManJim said:
But put me on a snowboard and you've just created a 280 lb Downhill Death Projectile....
Mmmm, I really love onionsstorm1969 said:Yeah, but I REALLY hate onions.
Cheyenne said:
Jim, you're a good guy. Let the women chase you for a change.![]()
storm1969 said:I've forgotten how to move.
But I did slide better on my ass than on my face.
lickerish said:I'd like to say that I definitely have my 'Dream Man', but I don't believe there is a 'Mr. Perfect'. I wouldn't want him anyways... the whole too good to be true factor, ya know?
The guy I envision:
Tall, like 5'8"- 5'10". Perfect hugging height, I fit *just right* Fit build, but doesn't have to be muscle-y, I don't mind a little gut. I just don't want a guy skinnier than me. Dark hair, sexy eyes and smile. Strong hands that aren't afraid of a little hard labor. Likes to dress casual, jeans and tshirt.. but knows how to dress up for a night out. I like the rugged bad boy look, a lot. Combine that with the snowboarder look.. and I could melt. Has outdoor hobbies that he could do with the guys, but wouldn't mind me tagging along.. like snowboarding, rock climbing, 4-wheeling.. whatever. Likes a variety of music, can listen to rock alternative one day and turn around and listento country music without cringing. Have full lips, can kiss. Mmm.. yum. Knows how to fix stuff.. cars included.. and doesn't mind teaching me. Can put up with me during the cursed time of the month.. and can take me serious when I'm being moody, without really taking me serious. (Ya gotta just nod your head and trust me on this one.) Likes to go out and just *do* stuff, but also doesn't mind being at home and reading a book, or watching tv, or playing on lit.Oh yeah, has to like fish, and onions.
lickerish said:
Fate has been looking out for me..licky's so in love.
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lickerish said:
AND his name, is like my favorite name in the whole world