Flirting With...

[Tom Collins]

Are they pastie ones?

I'm betting they're the kind you liiiiiiick and then stick on.

 

[rgraham666]

Are they pastie ones?

No, I have to lick you first.

Pick a definition, Tom. I'm looking for excuses, not the truth.

 

[Tom Collins]

No, I have to lick you first.

Pick a definition, Tom. I'm looking for excuses, not the truth.

I had a poem that I consider good post today. I'm listening to a really good song, Blue Velvet. I'm planning on going in to work today rather than call in sick, like I did yesterday cuz I didn't feel like going to work... Is that "good" enough to get some liiiicky stars?

 

[rgraham666]

I had a poem that I consider good post today. I'm listening to a really good song, Blue Velvet. I'm planning on going in to work today rather than call in sick, like I did yesterday cuz I didn't feel like going to work... Is that "good" enough to get some liiiicky stars?

Indeed.

*lick* One there.

*lick* And one there.

*lick* and the last one there.

 

[Tom Collins]

Indeed.

*lick* One there.

*lick* And one there.

*lick* and the last one there.

*quivering and cooing*
How do i get another?

 

[rgraham666]

*quivering and cooing*
How do i get another?

Reciprocate.

Let see, I finally did some writing today. Phoned the landlord about our lack of a lawnmower. Did grocery shopping and remembered everything on the list.

Start licking.

 

[Tom Collins]

Reciprocate.

Let see, I finally did some writing today. Phoned the landlord about our lack of a lawnmower. Did grocery shopping and remembered everything on the list.

Start licking.

*lick* I finally did some writing today.*stick*
*lick* Phoned the landlord about our lack of a lawnmower.*stick*
*lick* Did grocery shopping*stick*
*lick* and remembered everything on the list*stick*

I haven't eaten anything that was bad for me today. I won't touch a drop of liquor all day cuz I'm working.

 

[AngeloMichael]

This thread is beginning to sound like the "How many licks does it take?" Tootsie Pop commercial.

 

[Tom Collins]

This thread is beginning to sound like the "How many licks does it take?" Tootsie Pop commercial.

Sounds like you're asking to be unwrapped, Angelo baby.

 

[AngeloMichael]

Sounds like you're asking to be unwrapped, Angelo baby.

Maybe I just want to know how many licks it takes to get to the center?

 

[rgraham666]

*lick* I finally did some writing today.*stick*
*lick* Phoned the landlord about our lack of a lawnmower.*stick*
*lick* Did grocery shopping*stick*
*lick* and remembered everything on the list*stick*

I haven't eaten anything that was bad for me today. I won't touch a drop of liquor all day cuz I'm working.

Well then *lick* and *lick*.

And that's a simple one Angelo, "All of them".

 

[patricia51]

Well then *lick* and *lick*.

And that's a simple one Angelo, "All of them".

*Batting my eyes... why Rob....don't forget your friends while you're spreading those licks around...

 

[rgraham666]

*Batting my eyes... why Rob....don't forget your friends while you're spreading those licks around...

Of course not. How about one gold star for each of your lovely stories?

I'm going to be here a while.

 

[patricia51]

Of course not. How about one gold star for each of your lovely stories?

I'm going to be here a while.

And where do you propose to place those gold stars? And how?

 

[rgraham666]

And where do you propose to place those gold stars? And how?

Any place where the preparatory *lick* will be most noticed. And with my fingers.

I won't grope. Much.

 

[patricia51]

Any place where the preparatory *lick* will be most noticed. And with my fingers.

I won't grope. Much.

Define "Much". I hope it will be enough to make it worth while.

 

[rgraham666]

Define "Much". I hope it will be enough to make it worth while.

'Much' is that point where you're no longer capable of coherent speech.

Will that do?

 

[patricia51]

'Much' is that point where you're no longer capable of coherent speech.

Will that do?

Although I have often been accused of being incapable of coherant speech at the best of times, THAT sounds like a deal Rob!

 

[rgraham666]

Although I have often been accused of being incapable of coherant speech at the best of times, THAT sounds like a deal Rob!

I'd better get to work then. You're probably a tough lady to break.

Good thing I'm patient. When necessary.

 

[patricia51]

I'd better get to work then. You're probably a tough lady to break.

Good thing I'm patient. When necessary.

Take all the time you need Rob... getting there is ALL the fun.

 

[rgraham666]

Take all the time you need Rob... getting there is ALL the fun.

Indeed.

 

[rgraham666]

Bump.

I need to do some flirting to cheer me up.

 

[English Lady]

Bump.

I need to do some flirting to cheer me up.

Hello, love

 

[rgraham666]

Hello, love

Bon soir, cherie. Comment allez-vous?

 

[English Lady]

Je Suis bon (or something like that it's a loooooong time since I did any French *L*)

How are you my dear?