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You're really Dr Phil saying what you have always wanted to say here that you couldn't on your show.... ;)
 
My husband is suddenly really unattractive with strange red welts that instantly appeared all over his face over night. There is approximately 200 of them. *looks around nervously*

What should I do?

A common condition for snorers. You can either take a lesbian lover till it passes, or dump him for being unattractive and a snorer, then take a lesbian lover. Another male lover is possible, but you run the risk of the chainsaw snoring reappearing.

Real men don't snore though.
 
My husband is suddenly really unattractive with strange red welts that instantly appeared all over his face over night. There is approximately 200 of them. *looks around nervously*

What should I do?

Awwww damn. Is he okay?

*whistles*
 
Advice card table open for today, bring your troubles, pets and questions. Takes all contenders...
 
No, he's had 3 sleep studies in our almost 15 years together. No sleep apnea.
Well, then I leave you in the hands of the pro. :) (glad he's not suffering from that)

Are you hijacking a serious thread with your nonsese about real treatment Redhaired? :) If I was going to suggest real treament, I would have said try Resmed (australian developed and world class) works perfectly for said problem. Rubber bands are cheaper though...

I know, a bad bad redhaired one am I.
 
Well, then I leave you in the hands of the pro. :) (glad he's not suffering from that)



I know, a bad bad redhaired one am I.

Yes you are, very bad indeed. But then that can be good sometimes :)

Lets see if there is anyone in today who needs my specialised help.
 
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