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[Daniel_Hart]

Guaranteed relationship fixing advice dished out here with tongue firmly in cheek. No problem too big. No issue too small. Come one, come all for the best solution this side of google. Don't be shy, post your problem below, and I will solve it. Satisfaction guaranteed

 

[holdmyhand2013]

He put's the empty milk container back in the fridge. What should I do?

 

[veryviolet1]

We live in different time zones and miss each other all the time, what should I do?

 

[85Ironman]

He put's the empty milk container back in the fridge. What should I do?

Buy more milk.

 

[85Ironman]

We live in different time zones and miss each other all the time, what should I do?

Change your clocks so they match.

 

[holdmyhand2013]

Buy more milk.

There's no more room with all those empty containers.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

He put's the empty milk container back in the fridge. What should I do?

That is a definite deal breaker. Dump him and find a real man. Real men don't put empty containers in the fridge.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

We live in different time zones and miss each other all the time, what should I do?

That is a tricky one. Either become a night owl, or invent the worlds second time machine. Both are high end hard though.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

Buy more milk.

Thanks for taking up the slack in my absence Ironman. I take a few days off, and the thread springs to life.

 

[MsTexas]

That is a definite deal breaker. Dump him and find a real man. Real men don't put empty containers in the fridge.

LOL

*word*

 

[desireinyellow]

What if you relationship problem is you don't have one? Relationship ....just wondering.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

My husband snores like a chainsaw. As far as I can see, it's a toss up between digging out my own cochlea's or divorce. Do you have any other ideas?

Male pattern chainsaw snoring is a problem in many relationships. It can take years of treatment to resolve. I hate snoring, and long waits for treatment, so find a rubber band snap to the face while asleep and snoring works well. Stuns them awake without realising what happened. Normally takes about 100-200 snaps to cure the problem.

Failing that. Dump him. Real men don't snore.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

My husband snores like a chainsaw. As far as I can see, it's a toss up between digging out my own cochlea's or divorce. Do you have any other ideas?

He's suffering from Sleep Apnea and should see a doctor. It's a serious condition.

I know you were probably hoping for something fun and witty, so I guess, you could give him some logs, so while he's chainsaw snoring you get wood for the winter.

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Sorry for stealing your thread for a second, back to you.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

What if you relationship problem is you don't have one? Relationship ....just wondering.

Ah, now that is a product of the modern world, where women the world over are struggling to find a caring, sensitive, yet manly man to take care of their needs, wants and cradle their hopes as they grow and spread their wings.

The easiest solution is lowering your standards. Combine that with internet dating and you could have 10 men lined up in one night.

The more complex solution is to look deeply at your own expectations, weed out the unrealistic ones, work on your personal esteem, and just get out there and have some fun. Takes a while, but the good news is, there are wonderful men just waiting to meet the self esteem filled you.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

He's suffering from Sleep Apnea and should see a doctor. It's a serious condition.

I know you were probably hoping for something fun and witty, so I guess, you could give him some logs, so while he's chainsaw snoring you get wood for the winter.

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Sorry for stealing your thread for a second, back to you.

Are you hijacking a serious thread with your nonsese about real treatment Redhaired? If I was going to suggest real treament, I would have said try Resmed (australian developed and world class) works perfectly for said problem. Rubber bands are cheaper though...

 

[blackleggings]

Male pattern chainsaw snoring is a problem in many relationships. It can take years of treatment to resolve. I hate snoring, and long waits for treatment, so find a rubber band snap to the face while asleep and snoring works well. Stuns them awake without realising what happened. Normally takes about 100-200 snaps to cure the problem.

Failing that. Dump him. Real men don't snore.

Oh! So going to try this rubber band trick!

 

[Daniel_Hart]

No, he's had 3 sleep studies in our almost 15 years together. No sleep apnea.

Rubber bands it is then! Or dumping.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

Oh! So going to try this rubber band trick!

One note of warning...if it doesn't work after 200, you should try dumping, as he is never going to be cured.

 

[blackleggings]

My man failed to fill my car up and it's 30 degrees out. I need gas.

Oops edit. Stupid phone.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

My man failed to fill my car up and it's 30 degrees out. I need gas.

Oops edit. Stupid phone.

Now that is an easy one. Men who mooch of women are low, low types, very far from the norm. A special place in hell is reserved for them, and an even more special place for those who don't fill up their gals cars.

I can only recommend dumping. Make sure he fills up your car first though. Then dump.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

And much more fun!

now that is 100% true.

 

[blackleggings]

Now that is an easy one. Men who mooch of women are low, low types, very far from the norm. A special place in hell is reserved for them, and an even more special place for those who don't fill up their gals cars.

I can only recommend dumping. Make sure he fills up your car first though. Then dump.

Noted. Thank you! I'll let you know how it turns out.

 

[Daniel_Hart]

Noted. Thank you! I'll let you know how it turns out.

Success stories (or otherwise) are always welcomed. Good luck Miss Blackleggings!

 

[Daniel_Hart]

The relationship doctor is in. Don't be shy, come say hi

 

[kimbalee]

Rubber bands it is then! Or dumping.

jots down that note...

"rubberbands / dumping." got it.
(and triple underlined it, too... to add emphasis.)

I mean it's not like I didn't sleep at all from the snoring... 3am til 5am is enough for anyone, right?