First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Politicians...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=184086&title=sarah-palin-gender-card

 

[Street Dog]

I would say that cocks are bland. They certainly aren't spicy or sweet. Salty, maybe a little.

Should I baste mine in honey, then?

 

[rootsfan]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=184086&title=sarah-palin-gender-card

Holy craaaaap, that's the best political clip I've seen all year. Delicious.

Have you been Barack Roll'd yet? If not...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4

 

[Street Dog]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=184086&title=sarah-palin-gender-card

Is it wrong that I want to violently sodomise Sarah Palin (I reckon she'd dig it, her type only respects brute force)?

On the other had, I know that my urge to slowly dismember Karl Rove with a chainsaw and feed his body parts to wild animals while he still has just enough life left in him to watch is utterly righteous and justified.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Should I baste mine in honey, then?

Uh..let's keep things sticky by nature and not sticky by applying outside products.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Holy craaaaap, that's the best political clip I've seen all year. Delicious.

Have you been Barack Roll'd yet? If not...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4

That was utterly amazing. Props!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Is it wrong that I want to violently sodomise Sarah Palin (I reckon she'd dig it, her type only respects brute force)?

On the other had, I know that my urge to slowly dismember Karl Rove with a chainsaw and feed his body parts to wild animals while he still has just enough life left in him to watch is utterly righteous and justified.

And you wonder why I like the English.

 

[rootsfan]

That was utterly amazing. Props!

*bows* Thanks--homegirl.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*bows* Thanks--homegirl.

"That ain't no etch-i-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid home-skillet!"

(homegirl reminded me of home-skillet..thus the quote)

 

[rootsfan]

"That ain't no etch-i-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid home-skillet!"

(homegirl reminded me of home-skillet..thus the quote)

Ah, I love that movie. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead on my desk--I may have mentioned that.

And home-skillet invariably leads to homeslice. On the back of the Chili Peppers' 2nd album (way back when they were funky), each band member was pictured with a name underneath: Homes, Homey and Homeslice were three of the four, I think.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ah, I love that movie. I have a Dwight Schrute bobblehead on my desk--I may have mentioned that.

And home-skillet invariably leads to homeslice. On the back of the Chili Peppers' 2nd album (way back when they were funky), each band member was pictured with a name underneath: Homes, Homey and Homeslice were three of the four, I think.

If I ever see your Dwight chrute bobblehead then I shall steal it.

 

[zowiegus]

black & white is very erotic...thanks for posting your shots!!

 

[Tom_Horn]

good mornin AFS,,,,nice to see you

 

[rootsfan]

If I ever see your Dwight chrute bobblehead then I shall steal it.

Why, you! Do that and I shall take you over my knee. Wait, maybe that's just encouragement.

 

[AtFirstSight]

black & white is very erotic...thanks for posting your shots!!

black and white is how a lot of animals see the world, too. So I encourage everyone to allow their pets to look at my pictures!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Why, you! Do that and I shall take you over my knee. Wait, maybe that's just encouragement.

See and then we'd have all kinds of frolicky (that's not a word) sex, and you would forget that I ever took the bobblehead.

I dont even know if frolicky sex sounds appealing...

 

[Street Dog]

And you wonder why I like the English.

You should hear what I've got in mind for Cheney and Grover Norquist.

*raises eybrow lasciviously*

 

[rootsfan]

See and then we'd have all kinds of frolicky (that's not a word) sex, and you would forget that I ever took the bobblehead.

I dont even know if frolicky sex sounds appealing...

At that point, I probably wouldn't care, either.

Frolicky sex sounds...playful, and that ain't bad at all. Maybe some wrestling, chasing, that sort of thing. It would beat the hell out of colicky sex.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You should hear what I've got in mind for Cheney and Grover Norquist.

*raises eybrow lasciviously*

I'd be scared to hear what you've got in mind for me!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I know all your spots and tonight we will connect the dots

Don't you just love the feeling of my fingertips circling your lips? Don't you just love the desire taking hold of you...I can tell you do.

 

[rootsfan]

Don't you just love the feeling of my fingertips circling your lips? Don't you just love the desire taking hold of you...I can tell you do.

Oh my, that's a hot picture. I'm so very jealous of your hand.

Nice sexin' song.

 

[EndCredits]

It's about damn time you posted stuff again.

 

[In Anticipation]

Don't you just love the feeling of my fingertips circling your lips? Don't you just love the desire taking hold of you...I can tell you do.

Hmmm, but I do know I could dig my fingers into your bum in a much more satisfying manner than you can yourself.

 

[In Anticipation]

Well, maybe it was worth repeating but I was caught by double posting!

 

[Street Dog]

I'd be scared to hear what you've got in mind for me!

Nothing to be scared of, honest.