First Timer

[rootsfan]

Just thinking about you gets me going.

*grin* Thinking of you gets me--what's the opposite of going again? Oh yeah...

 

[MacGuffinn]

It's Saturday, it's raining, I'm out of eggs and I'm out of beer. What's a guy to do?

 

[scoot3816]

Same here, and I'm too lazy to go to the store

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm even too lazy to go downstairs and pilfer a granola bar from a housemate.

I originally woke up early in order to go get waffles at my favorite breakfast spot...but it's rainy *sigh*

 

[rootsfan]

I'm even too lazy to go downstairs and pilfer a granola bar from a housemate.

I originally woke up early in order to go get waffles at my favorite breakfast spot...but it's rainy *sigh*

They have these newfangled things called umbrellas now. I used one to go to my favorite breakfast spot and get some killer steak and eggs benedict. I never get steak for breakfast, but it was great. Anyway, try Googling "umbrella" and see what I mean.

 

[AtFirstSight]

They have these newfangled things called umbrellas now. I used one to go to my favorite breakfast spot and get some killer steak and eggs benedict. I never get steak for breakfast, but it was great. Anyway, try Googling "umbrella" and see what I mean.

But then you have to open the umbrella and close the umbrella...so much work.

 

[mackkjackk]

morning sexy
how you be/

 

[MacGuffinn]

The last time I used an umbrella I got carried away.

 

[AtFirstSight]

morning sexy
how you be/

I be good. I have Chinese food

 

[AtFirstSight]

The last time I used an umbrella I got carried away.

Last time you got carried away I had an orgasm.

 

[jeepman6]

I be good. I have Chinese food

mmmmm......chinese food

 

[jeepman6]

Last time you got carried away I had an orgasm.

Orgasm's are a good thing

 

[Street Dog]

I do not eat curry. Especially spicy curry.

Don't eat curry? And you call yourself an Anglophile?

 

[mackkjackk]

I be good. I have Chinese food

rofl u mock my sprelling round eye
doh i'm round eye too!!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Don't eat curry? And you call yourself an Anglophile?

I'm sorry that my Dutch mouth prefers bland things. Yogurt, cheese, bread, potatoes, etc. From my experience in England (especially in the case of breakfast) bland is right up y'alls alley

 

[trysail]

...From my experience in England (especially in the case of breakfast) bland is right up y'alls alley

y'alls? y'alls?
What's with this y'alls stuff?

'n here I thought you were a prim and proper Yankee !

 

[AtFirstSight]

y'alls? y'alls?
What's with this y'alls stuff?

'n here I thought you were a prim and proper Yankee !

I hate being called a yankee! I dont feel like one. This summer I was told by Southern folk that people from South Dakota were yankees. I think this is a lie. Anybody living in a state that wasn't a state at the time the term yankee was coined is <i>not</i> a yankee.

 

[Billr26]

I hate being called a yankee! I dont feel like one. This summer I was told by Southern folk that people from South Dakota were yankees. I think this is a lie. Anybody living in a state that wasn't a state at the time the term yankee was coined is <i>not</i> a yankee.

I don't believe that anything West of the Mississippi can be considered Yankee.

 

[rootsfan]

I'm sorry that my Dutch mouth prefers bland things. Yogurt, cheese, bread, potatoes, etc. From my experience in England (especially in the case of breakfast) bland is right up y'alls alley

Well then, I promise not to eat any spicy food if I get to engage in any activities that involve your mouth. I'm considerate like that.

 

[Street Dog]

I'm sorry that my Dutch mouth prefers bland things. Yogurt, cheese, bread, potatoes, etc. From my experience in England (especially in the case of breakfast) bland is right up y'alls alley

I thought your Dutch mouth preferred cock?

 

[MacGuffinn]

Last time you got carried away I had an orgasm.

That was on purpose.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I don't believe that anything West of the Mississippi can be considered Yankee.

Where were you this summer when I was arguing this exact point?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I thought your Dutch mouth preferred cock?

First..we were talking about foods. If I went around actually eating cocks..well then I would understand why men stayed away from me.

Second, I would say that cocks are bland. They certainly aren't spicy or sweet. Salty, maybe a little.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That was on purpose.

Job well done.

 

[mackkjackk]

First..we were talking about foods. If I went around actually eating cocks..well then I would understand why men stayed away from me.

Second, I would say that cocks are bland. They certainly aren't spicy or sweet. Salty, maybe a little.

lol got me laughing on that one