First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Nothing to be scared of, honest.

You're bark is probably worse than your bite. And I dont mind a little biting anyways.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Oh to be a dresser. Nothing like a sexy chest pressed up against hard, waxed wood!

Glad to see you poking around here again!

 

[Street Dog]

You're bark is probably worse than your bite. And I dont mind a little biting anyways.

*humps your leg and licks your face*

 

[AtFirstSight]

*humps your leg and licks your face*

aww thaaaanks

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

aww thaaaanks

That's gonna require a pre-soak before washing or it's gonna stain.

 

[Street Dog]

Don't you just love the feeling of my fingertips circling your lips? Don't you just love the desire taking hold of you...I can tell you do.

*consults 'to do' list*

Ahh, I've neglected to compliment you on your hind-quarters: they are indeed delectable.

As are your front-quarters.

 

[The_Lesser]

Diggity-Damn, that's a hot pic! Thanks for sharing, AFS.



Now I'll be quiet again.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Diggity-Damn, that's a hot pic! Thanks for sharing, AFS.



Now I'll be quiet again.

lol you dont have to be quiet. And thank you

 

[AtFirstSight]

*consults 'to do' list*

Ahh, I've neglected to compliment you on your hind-quarters: they are indeed delectable.

As are your front-quarters.

My front-quarters are lacking in size...and perhaps (sometimes) shape.

I am so tiired. Come snuggle and sleep with me.

 

[Street Dog]

I am so tiired. Come snuggle and sleep with me.

I find this offer agreeable.

 

[OneHD]

Just working my way thru your thread AFS and a enjoy your curves and B/W is Great Thanks for Sharing Doll

 

[trysail]

My front-quarters are lacking in size...and perhaps (sometimes) shape.

I am so tiired. Come snuggle and sleep with me.

Nein, mein fraulein— they ain't nuffin' wrong with compact "front-quarters." I have a strong preference for economy sizes. As to shape, why don't you let me be the judge of that? When and where should I report in order to perform my inspection? Shortly thereafter, I shall happily comply with your last invitation.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Don't you just love the feeling of my fingertips circling your lips? Don't you just love the desire taking hold of you...I can tell you do.

Hey! Is that my shirt?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hey! Is that my shirt?

You wish I were wearing your shirt while grabbing my ass.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I find this offer agreeable.

Good. Now get over here.

 

[Street Dog]

Good. Now get over here.

I'm tired of you ordering me to get over there. Why don't you get over here? Damn yanks. Damn women.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm tired of you ordering me to get over there. Why don't you get over here? Damn yanks. Damn women.

you find me a job there...and I'll come next summer

 

[Idigsoftclams]

I must have made a grammatical error in my post since I you didn't reply to what I wrote. It is either that, or I neglected to leave an appropriate offering of Chocolate Milk and Grilled Cheese with Bacon.

 

[Street Dog]

you find me a job there...and I'll come next summer

Ooh, another smarty-pants, excuse-filled reply. Just because your lot finally managed to win the Ryder Cup without cheating.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ooh, another smarty-pants, excuse-filled reply. Just because your lot finally managed to win the Ryder Cup without cheating.

bwahaha. But seriously...depending on the outcome of the November election I may be looking for an out.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I must have made a grammatical error in my post since I you didn't reply to what I wrote. It is either that, or I neglected to leave an appropriate offering of Chocolate Milk and Grilled Cheese with Bacon.

sheesh, I didn't mean to forgot you *drinks chocolate milk* I'm a busy kid lately! How've you been besides whiny? (I'm kidding )

 

[Street Dog]

bwahaha. But seriously...depending on the outcome of the November election I may be looking for an out.

Dilemma: do I hope for a Republican win in order to increase my chances of getting my filthy mitts on you?

ETA: hey, I got me the eleven thousandth post!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Dilemma: do I hope for a Republican win in order to increase my chances of getting my filthy mitts on you?

ETA: hey, I got me the eleven thousandth post!

That would be cruel.

And you know I always knew (but didn't tell anyone for fear that you all would say arbitrary things) that the 11,000th poster was going to get a surprise fuck!

 

[Street Dog]

That would be cruel.

Damn, I'll just have to take one for the team/ humanity.

And you know I always knew (but didn't tell anyone for fear that you all would say arbitrary things) that the 11,000th poster was going to get a surprise fuck!

I didn't know, but in light of this new information ------> :caning:

*wonders who got the 10,000 post bonus*

*dreads to think what that bonus was*

 

[Idigsoftclams]

sheesh, I didn't mean to forgot you *drinks chocolate milk* I'm a busy kid lately! How've you been besides whiny? (I'm kidding )

I'm good, busy collecting freq flier miles and hotel points. I much prefer seeing the worls from sea level! It also takes a lot of effort to whine like that... there's cheese and crackers available with it if you'd like to put up with it a while longer.