First Timer

[panty_inspector]

I'd suck you off.

*Grabs popcorn and takes a seat*

 

[Street Dog]

I'd suck you off.

I'm not going to respond in language form to that, I'm simply going to let you get on with it. Let me know when you're ready to finish.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm not going to respond in language form to that, I'm simply going to let you get on with it. Let me know when you're ready to finish.

Typical man. Don't worry..you just watch a football game while I suck you off

 

[Street Dog]

Typical man. Don't worry..you just watch a football game while I suck you off

Finally, a woman who understands men! Not that hard, is it? (understanding men, that is, not my cock).

 

[AtFirstSight]

Finally, a woman who understands men! Not that hard, is it? (understanding men, that is, not my cock).

Your cock better be hard.

 

[Street Dog]

Your cock better be hard.

Your twat better be wet.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Your twat better be wet.

It is and you're not here to do anything about it.

 

[Surfin]

It is and you're not here to do anything about it.

sticks hand and tongue up I am.

 

[Tom_Horn]

hello there pretty lady, I thought about you while i was watching the game earlier......wishing you were there at half time..... I thought i would drop in and see if there were any more of your beautiful pictures to drool over, and other things

 

[Street Dog]

It is and you're not here to do anything about it.

This saddens me.

 

[AtFirstSight]

This saddens me.

It is pretty sad..

 

[scoot3816]

hey there gorgeous

 

[AtFirstSight]

hey there gorgeous

what's up

 

[scoot3816]

Sadly me and I'm hung over.

How've you been?

 

[Street Dog]

It is pretty sad..

Sadness accrues, as Sil from the Sopranos once put it.

Let us all be sad together.

 

[rootsfan]

I'd suck you off.

*jealous*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Sadly me and I'm hung over.

How've you been?

I've been well.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Let us all be sad together.

read: let us all be horny together

 

[AtFirstSight]

*jealous*

pft I'd do more than suck you off for a view of the big lake. Lucky ChiTown wanker.

 

[rootsfan]

pft I'd do more than suck you off for a view of the big lake. Lucky ChiTown wanker.

Well shucks, I don't have that view anymore--I'm in a different apartment since that asbestos deal. But the lake is still a short walk away. How's that? *tentatively puts hand on zipper*

 

[Street Dog]

Lucky ChiTown wanker.

*feels slightly strange when Americans use limey slang, see also AFS's use of the term 'football' up the page*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well shucks, I don't have that view anymore--I'm in a different apartment since that asbestos deal. But the lake is still a short walk away. How's that? *tentatively puts hand on zipper*

You're close enough to walk. Obviously you win. *sex*

 

[AtFirstSight]

*feels slightly strange when Americans use limey slang, see also AFS's use of the term 'football' up the page*

b-b-but I like using English slang. It makes me feel slightly English, and thus I feel cultured.

 

[MrOreo]

If you want to come to England, I'll willingly teach you some more slang

and youve just taken my post virginity!

 

[Normal_Guy29]

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