First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Come to think it sounds like the style of a friend of mine.

Dark cherry yoghurt is the one flavour I won't eat.

I like the red English cherries that are available here for about a fortnight, they come from Kent and taste divine.

I want to taste someone from Kent. Er..something

 

[PassionateStars]

Didnt know about this thread

Hi all

Didn't know about this thread - and wanted to say hi to all

 

[rootsfan]

It's so hard to find fellow blow-up doll lovers. I'm glad to have you frequent my thread.

Well, thank you for the hospitality. We should start a club or something.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Booze, hiking, running into bears, fun people...

Booze, hiking, and bears... I guess you ran faster than your hiking pals?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hi all

Didn't know about this thread - and wanted to say hi to all

Why are you saying hi to them?? I'm the only one that matters.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Booze, hiking, and bears... I guess you ran faster than your hiking pals?

Oh I didn't do much hiking. But that's what the un-lazy people did. I went the same places they went--only I went on horseback.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, thank you for the hospitality. We should start a club or something.

Instead of a club could it just be sex?

 

[rootsfan]

Instead of a club could it just be sex?

Certainly. There are advantages to that: Start-up costs are much lower, the benefits are better, and there's no need for record-keeping. I suspect we'd lose count, in fact.

 

[In Anticipation]

I want to taste someone from Kent. Er..something

I don't think I've ever tasted anyone from Kent. Are they different? I'm not far away from Kent at all.

 

[Tom_Horn]

I'm good with skipping the club and going straight to the sex with you AFS.....your sexy and you have great pics

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm good with skipping the club and going straight to the sex with you AFS.....your sexy and you have great pics

That's because I'm f-ing awesome.

 

[Tom_Horn]

Now how could you argue with that.....

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

That's because I'm f-ing awesome.

Awesome called...he said he was too sore to keep f-ing at the same rate and had developed phlebitis in his junk.

 

[Slave Master]

That's because I'm f-ing awesome.

You said it gorgeous

Katie

 

[rootsfan]

That's because I'm f-ing awesome.

I'd like to find out how awesome you are at f-ing.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Awesome called...he said he was too sore to keep f-ing at the same rate and had developed phlebitis in his junk.

Does that mean that I'll be f-ing EvilMcMonkey now?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'd like to find out how awesome you are at f-ing.

I could give you phone numbers to call? If you find out, let me know, though.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Does that mean that I'll be f-ing EvilMcMonkey now?

If ya like!

 

[OneHD]

A gentle Bump for one of Lovely Ladies of Lit

 

[rootsfan]

I could give you phone numbers to call? If you find out, let me know, though.

I would prefer to skip ahead to the hands-on evaluation.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I would prefer to skip ahead to the hands-on evaluation.

Sounds good. *holds testicles* Turn and cough...

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I could give you phone numbers to call? If you find out, let me know, though.

I called the Butterball Turkey Hotline...they didn't know how good you were, but they let me know I should "really not 'stuff the turkey in that manner."

(Should you wish to call: (800) Butterball. You're welcome.)

 

[rootsfan]

Sounds good. *holds testicles* Turn and cough...

I don't mind the holding part at all, but coughing isn't the ultimate goal here...

 

[Street Dog]

*proffers testicles in AFS's direction*

 

[AtFirstSight]

*proffers testicles in AFS's direction*

I'd suck you off.