First Timer

[EvilMcMonkey]

pfft anyone could get a date with Mother Theresa! She was like Anne Frank..easy as they come!

True...but not everyone could get her to do DP with Abe Lincoln!

 

[AtFirstSight]

True...but not everyone could get her to do DP with Abe Lincoln!

lol! Poor Anne Frank and Mother T.

 

[kidthor]

lol! Poor Anne Frank and Mother T.

Yeah...that stovepipe hat was really uncomfortable.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

lol! Poor Anne Frank and Mother T.

I don't weep for them...they're probably enjoying a fabulous Hot Pocket right now!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I don't weep for them...they're probably enjoying a fabulous Hot Pocket right now!

omg i want a pizza hot pocket now.

You influential bastard!

 

[scoot3816]

What ass? This ass?

good christ, that's delicious

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

omg i want a pizza hot pocket now.

You influential bastard!

I know...I could sell heaters to eskimos in winter!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I know...I could sell heaters to eskimos in winter!

Maaaybe you shouldn't put all your eggs into that basket.

 

[scoot3816]

damn it. That's twice i've missed pictures of your beautiful face.

And i'll agree with the other men, and not just to flatter because i really believe it's true, glasses on a woman = instant hotness.

 

[AtFirstSight]

damn it. That's twice i've missed pictures of your beautiful face.

And i'll agree with the other men, and not just to flatter because i really believe it's true, glasses on a woman = instant hotness.

what if they're really ugly glasses.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Maaaybe you shouldn't put all your eggs into that basket.

Soooo, my warehouse full of heaters and plane tickets are bad plans?

 

[scoot3816]

what if they're really ugly glasses.

oooooooooooookay so you caught me in a logical fallacy....damn.......

ok, so a girl who is moderately or more attractive + sexy glasses = instant "i want to jump her bones"

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

what if they're really ugly glasses.

Like tinted wine glasses?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Soooo, my warehouse full of heaters and plane tickets are bad plans?

Probably..better sell all those and get a ticket here

 

[rootsfan]

*stops the twitch with my hand* no, no Wheeker, last time you started that you expanded to three times your normal size and then exploded.

I'm sorry, is that bad? Your hand certainly isn't helping matters.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Probably..better sell all those and get a ticket here

Ooooo...I like your idea better!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm sorry, is that bad? Your hand certainly isn't helping matters.

Well fine! I'll go sit in the corner, then.

 

[rootsfan]

Well fine! I'll go sit in the corner, then.

No, no, come back! Just know that if you do, an explosion will eventually result.

 

[AtFirstSight]

No, no, come back! Just know that if you do, an explosion will eventually result.

oh fiiiine. Men and their explosions.

 

[kidthor]

oh fiiiine. Men and their explosions.

You should be used to causing explosions by now.

 

[TARK1]

what if they're really ugly glasses.

doesn't matter. glasses seem to add an aire of intellegence. Intellegence is always extremely attractive.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You should be used to causing explosions by now.

yeeah, and it never gets old

 

[rootsfan]

oh fiiiine. Men and their explosions.

You no like?

 

[kidthor]

yeeah, and it never gets old

It's a win/win situation.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You no like?

of course I do. just giving you a hard time