First Timer

[rootsfan]

of course I do. just giving you a hard time

Funny, I was thinking about giving you one. *ba-dum ching*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Funny, I was thinking about giving you one. *ba-dum ching*

Well dont make promises that you can't keep

 

[rootsfan]

Well dont make promises that you can't keep

I wouldn't dream of it.

 

[Bender_Rod]

Good morning. Hope you break hundreds of today (I know you will).

 

[Idigsoftclams]

How's Lit's favorite girl today?

 

[TARK1]

Well dont make promises that you can't keep

good. I keep my promises, that's why I am generally reluctant to make them.

 

[MacGuffinn]

I want to explode in AFS' hot pocket.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I want to explode in AFS' hot pocket.

Aww if only all the guys had lines like you, Guff

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

...and that is the unifying theory that ties all of the universe together. Wait...where' the rest of my post?! Damn. Now I can;t remember what I wrote, that's why I wrote it down. Crap.

 

[quietlyhorny]

I want to explode in AFS' hot pocket.

Oooohhhh... I get it...

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Aww if only all the guys had lines like you, Guff

Have you been washing your pants in Windex?

'cause I can see myself in them right now!

 

[allens47]

Astounding beauty At First Sight!!!

 

[quietlyhorny]

We should go back to my house so we could do some math...

Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

 

[AtFirstSight]

lol nice, guys. My personal favorite is: fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

lol nice, guys. My personal favorite is: fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

 

[quietlyhorny]

Pizza man!

But I didn't order a pizza... or wait thats from a movie I saw once....

 

[AtFirstSight]

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

So I gave you your sandwich today..wanna fuck? (my friends dared me to say this to a guy who came into my work)

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

So I gave you your sandwich today..wanna fuck? (my friends dared me to say this to a guy who came into my work)

And did you? Say it, I mean.

 

[kidthor]

I prefer the smoothness of Leon Phelps:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f48/jbkid/Kid%20Pics/p971.jpg

'Scuse me sweet thang. Can I buy you a fish samich?

- or -

'Scuse me. Is your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask. It looks like someone took two fine hams and just shoved 'em down the back of your dress.

 

[AtFirstSight]

And did you? Say it, I mean.

lol no

 

[AtFirstSight]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f48/jbkid/Kid%20Pics/p971.jpg

'Scuse me sweet thang. Can I buy you a fish samich?

- or -

'Scuse me. Is your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask. It looks like someone took two fine hams and just shoved 'em down the back of your dress.

lol my friend's b/f used to quote that alllll the time! What movie is that from?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

lol no

You should have let him know you enjoyed handling his foot long!

 

[kidthor]

lol my friend's b/f used to quote that alllll the time! What movie is that from?

The Ladies Man. Stupid and oh so funny.

 

[BigJim68]

lol no

Chicken shit! LOL

wanna meet me in Merrillville tomorrow and make me a sandwich? LOL

 

[AtFirstSight]

You should have let him know you enjoyed handling his foot long!

*gets very haughty* We do not sell foot longs! Geeeez. we sell Paninis and foccacias. And do you know that people actually ask for punanis and fuckas? Not on purpose, either. These are distinguished older men and women. It's hilarious