First Timer

[Hocky9377]

I've been gone for so long that I almost forgot how sexy you are. Then I see this to remind me. WOW!!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Kind of..only minus the whole dentist thing. I used to have a huuge crush on my dentist.

Was his name Hermie? Did he once make toys? Did he cavort with reindeer and prospectors?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I've been gone for so long that I almost forgot how sexy you are. Then I see this to remind me. WOW!!

:blush: thanks Where've ya been?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Was his name Hermie? Did he once make toys? Did he cavort with reindeer and prospectors?

Noooo. But he always said I reminded him of his little sister...

 

[rootsfan]

It means I had 50 cents and there was a fake tattoo machine :x

Disappointing, I know.

*shakes head vigorously* I'm quite happy to know it was a fake. See, I'm a rebel--I think I'm the only person left on the planet who doesn't like tattoos. 'Twould be a shame to cover up skin such as yours, anyway.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Ah... a lil AFS ass goes a long way... in my dreams. And pants.

 

[rootsfan]

Noooo. But he always said I reminded him of his little sister...

Was he anything like this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=On3mrKW-Nk0

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Noooo. But he always said I reminded him of his little sister...

That guy was a player...nothing gets the women hotter than the old "little sister" line.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*shakes head vigorously* I'm quite happy to know it was a fake. See, I'm a rebel--I think I'm the only person left on the planet who doesn't like tattoos. 'Twould be a shame to cover up skin such as yours, anyway.

If I were to get a tattoo, which I've thought about, it definitely wouldn't be a weird little fairy. lol If I got one, I'd copy Tiffani Amber Thiessins.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That guy was a player...nothing gets the women hotter than the old "little sister" line.

lmao. I'm sure he was trying to get an 8 year old hot! Maybe a pedophile player...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ah... a lil AFS ass goes a long way... in my dreams. And pants.

That's all there is of AFSs ass. A little, that is.

 

[quietlyhorny]

Kind of..only minus the whole dentist thing. I used to have a huuge crush on my dentist.

That's funny, cause I have a crush on my hygenist!..

 

[AtFirstSight]

Was he anything like this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=On3mrKW-Nk0

Noooo. He was nice but I wouldn't ever talk (unless he asked about my cat) because I was really shy.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That's funny, cause I have a crush on my hygenist!..

Next time you're there..say "Hey, I like the way you hold that mouth-mirror doo-hickey." And wink.

At work a couple days ago I was making a guy a panini, getting ready to cut it in half, and he's like...I like the way you hold that knife *grin.*

 

[MacGuffinn]

That's all there is of AFSs ass. A little, that is.

And you say that like it's a bad thing. You know I'd make a meal of you.

 

[quietlyhorny]

Next time you're there..say "Hey, I like the way you hold that mouth-mirror doo-hickey." And wink.

At work a couple days ago I was making a guy a panini, getting ready to cut it in half, and he's like...I like the way you hold that knife *grin.*

I think I'd win her over with "I like the way you floss the gunk out of my wisdom teeth"

I'm sure you hold a great knife.. did you wanna hold mine?

 

[AtFirstSight]

And you say that like it's a bad thing. You know I'd make a meal of you.

*gasp* you'd eat me?

 

[kidthor]

At work a couple days ago I was making a guy a panini, getting ready to cut it in half, and he's like...I like the way you hold that knife *grin.*

Back in the day when I worked at a certain well known sub shop, I couldn't help but have a wicked grin plastered on my face when I asked the cute girls if the wanted a six inch or a footlong.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I think I'd win her over with "I like the way you floss the gunk out of my wisdom teeth"

I'm sure you hold a great knife.. did you wanna hold mine?

That's a great pick-up line. You should us eit on girls who aren't your hygienist, even!

And I dont like knives anymore. I sliced my finger a few days ago

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

lmao. I'm sure he was trying to get an 8 year old hot! Maybe a pedophile player...

Oh, he was all My Little Pony talk and tooth polish. Sly devil!

 

[quietlyhorny]

That's a great pick-up line. You should us eit on girls who aren't your hygienist, even!

And I dont like knives anymore. I sliced my finger a few days ago

Mine won't slice I promise.. it only likes to poke

All kidding aside, hope yer perty little finger is okay. to make it better

 

[AtFirstSight]

Back in the day when I worked at a certain well known sub shop, I couldn't help but have a wicked grin plastered on my face when I asked the cute girls if the wanted a six inch or a footlong.

haha we sell fried chicken, and when guys come up and ask for three breasts I always want to be like..but I've only got two Or my job at college was in a mailroom and guys would come and be like "I think I have a package," and I'd just say..do you want me to check?

 

[rootsfan]

If I were to get a tattoo, which I've thought about, it definitely wouldn't be a weird little fairy. lol If I got one, I'd copy Tiffani Amber Thiessins.

Which one? (I Googled.)
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/celeb-thiessen.htm

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, he was all My Little Pony talk and tooth polish. Sly devil!

lol! Ooh my poor dentist. If he only knew he was being talked about on Lit.

 

[rootsfan]

Noooo. He was nice but I wouldn't ever talk (unless he asked about my cat) because I was really shy.

You, shy? That's hard to imagine.