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[AtFirstSight]

I'm trying to say nice things about your arse, don't spoil it by pointing out the gaping hole in my logic.

Following that reminder, I think I need to do some viewing...

I would love to make some witty comment but my brain stops functioning after the words "gaping hole." I can't decide it I'm more turned on by it, or more scared by it.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well that chance might keep me around then, cause I'm in the mood to share pictures, but only if there are hot enough girls around, like you, to make it worth it.

Hot enough. What makes me hot "enough">?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

1) I do not have a nurse uniform unless I were to be a nudist nurse
2) Drive down just to get the fever myself, no way jose!
3) I would make you some soup, yes
4) hmm, well there's nothing wrong with that last part...

1.) I see nothing wrong with that idea
2.) Good call
3.) Thanks...I could really use it.
4.) I thought you might like that

 

[rootsfan]

I would love to make some witty comment but my brain stops functioning after the words "gaping hole." I can't decide it I'm more turned on by it, or more scared by it.

Yeah, I was going to try and make a joke myself, but I didn't wanna go there. It''s a little on the scary side, whereas you are most certainly not. The words I associate with you are, among others, gorgeous, young, tall, fair-skinned, sexy, naughty, um...OK, not much blood left in my brain.

 

[AtFirstSight]

1.) I see nothing wrong with that idea
2.) Good call
3.) Thanks...I could really use it.
4.) I thought you might like that

#4 just might make the whole trip worthwhile

And I could bring you lots of stuff from my work. Homemade pot pies, homemade soup, some uber fucking delicious homemade pizza, cornbread (obviously not homemade, we're Yanks), lots and lots of, uh, home-fried chicken. we stress the "homemade" thing

 

[AtFirstSight]

good to see you online..anything exciting happening tonight?

nope..just chillaxin *twist her hat sideways*

 

[AtFirstSight]

The words I associate with you are, among others... tall, fair-skinned...

Funny story. My friend's grandma once asked him "Why dont you bring your friend over anymore?"
Him: Which friend?
Her: The tall pale one.

 

[pirateman77]

was there a gangster face inserted in there as well...maybe so jeezy playin inthe background?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

#4 just might make the whole trip worthwhile

And I could bring you lots of stuff from my work. Homemade pot pies, homemade soup, some uber fucking delicious homemade pizza, cornbread (obviously not homemade, we're Yanks), lots and lots of, uh, home-fried chicken. we stress the "homemade" thing

It all sounds fantastic! And Homemade!

Not that I can currently taste anything...

 

[rootsfan]

Funny story. My friend's grandma once asked him "Why dont you bring your friend over anymore?"
Him: Which friend?
Her: The tall pale one.

Hah! I prefer "pale" over the "baked in a tanning booth" look that's all too common in south Florida, where I grew up. Seriously, your skin is ridiculously beautiful.

 

[AtFirstSight]

It all sounds fantastic! And Homemade!

Not that I can currently taste anything...

Ya know what I heard on the John Tesh show tonight? Dogs have a horrible sense of taste. Smell-wise they're golden..but they can't taste worth shit. John told everyone to "put the fillet mignon away, they dont appreciate it anyway"

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hah! I prefer "pale" over the "baked in a tanning booth" look that's all too common in south Florida, where I grew up. Seriously, your skin is ridiculously beautiful.

Why thank you. I chalk it up to my northern European decent.

 

[Faime]

Why thank you. I chalk it up to my northern European decent.

I chalk it up to you just being pasty!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I chalk it up to you just being pasty!

Well I'll chalk you right into a wood chipper!

 

[rootsfan]

Why thank you. I chalk it up to my northern European decent.

Oh, that explains the height, too. I'm half-Swedish and (might have told you this before) 6'6". Which part(s) of northern Europe?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hah! I prefer "pale" over the "baked in a tanning booth" look that's all too common in south Florida, where I grew up. Seriously, your skin is ridiculously beautiful.

Why aren't all men like you? Then those damn sorostitutes wouldn't get much attention..buwaahaha

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, that explains the height, too. I'm half-Swedish and (might have told you this before) 6'6". Which part(s) of northern Europe?

I can count to 10 in Swedish! And 6'6''? *wipes the drool off her chin* I'm half Dutch and I dont know anything about the other half.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Ya know what I heard on the John Tesh show tonight? Dogs have a horrible sense of taste. Smell-wise they're golden..but they can't taste worth shit. John told everyone to "put the fillet mignon away, they dont appreciate it anyway"

What do I love about the John Tesh show? I'm glad you asked.
The whole thing has almost nothing to do with John Tesh. He's just the "name" talent, but entirely a blow-dried talking head. It's clearly his research staff picking up every magazine at the news stand and cutting out any article that says "Top (#) ways to (insert inane thing here)." You know they roll at making him read the most rediculous stuff.

"It is the John Tesh Radio Program, I'm John Tesh. Do you have a uturus? From the magazine Pretentious Doctors, here are the Top 13 Ways to Keep Your Uturus Static Free...I've found these useful in my life. Here we go..."

 

[rootsfan]

I can count to 10 in Swedish! And 6'6''? *wipes the drool off her chin* I'm half Dutch and I dont know anything about the other half.

I can't. I might finally go to Sweden next year (I have distant relatives there). Dutch, eh? I bet "hole in the dyke" jokes never get old.

 

[AtFirstSight]

What do I love about the John Tesh show? I'm glad you asked.
The whole thing has almost nothing to do with John Tesh. He's just the "name" talent, but entirely a blow-dried talking head. It's clearly his research staff picking up every magazine at the news stand and cutting out any article that says "Top (#) ways to (insert inane thing here)." You know they roll at making him read the most rediculous stuff.

"It is the John Tesh Radio Program, I'm John Tesh. Do you have a uturus? From the magazine Pretentious Doctors, here are the Top 13 Ways to Keep Your Uturus Static Free...I've found these useful in my life. Here we go..."

I'm so glad that you know about John Tesh! He is quite ridiculous. Though I would like to know how to keep my uterus static free....

I was watching I love the 80s, once, and they were talking about a John Tesh who made this crazy ass music and was convinced he was an alien..or that his music could summon aliens or something. I have allllways wondered if it's the same guy.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I can't. I might finally go to Sweden next year (I have distant relatives there). Dutch, eh? I bet "hole in the dyke" jokes never get old.

Ja, Nederlands. And they dont get old, no lol. You should learn basic Swedish! I'll mail you my CD of it..but not really b/c I like it :x I'll bet it's b-e-a-utiful there. Sometimes I feel half Finnish..but only because my fake (non-biological) grandma is and she talked about it all the time.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I'm so glad that you know about John Tesh! He is quite ridiculous. Though I would like to know how to keep my uterus static free....

I was watching I love the 80s, once, and they were talking about a John Tesh who made this crazy ass music and was convinced he was an alien..or that his music could summon aliens or something. I have allllways wondered if it's the same guy.

It is the very same guy. Used to be a host on Entertainment Tonight in the 80's. He's all new-agey-touchy-feely-crystals-have-power-to-heal-dream-catchers-work-look-at-the-size-of-my-spirit-Yanni-is-my-hero with a lot of sleepy synth songs. Basically nuts.

 

[AtFirstSight]

It is the very same guy. Used to be a host on Entertainment Tonight in the 80's. He's all new-agey-touchy-feely-crystals-have-power-to-heal-dream-catchers-work-look-at-the-size-of-my-spirit-Yanni-is-my-hero with a lot of sleepy synth songs. Basically nuts.

That is sooo weird. I may never be able to listen to him again. I fucking hate Yanni.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

That is sooo weird. I may never be able to listen to him again. I fucking hate Yanni.

He's hysterical! I was sadened when they dropped him locally for pure entertainment value. I never listened to the music, just checking to see if he was talking.

 

[rootsfan]

Why aren't all men like you? Then those damn sorostitutes wouldn't get much attention..buwaahaha

I'm weird, I guess. Too many knuckleheads have been sold the over-tanned, fake-boob look as the ideal. I think the taste of most men improves with age, though. Sorostitutes? That's a classic, though I doubt I'll get to use it.

Ja, Nederlands. And they dont get old, no lol. You should learn basic Swedish! I'll mail you my CD of it..but not really b/c I like it :x I'll bet it's b-e-a-utiful there. Sometimes I feel half Finnish..but only because my fake (non-biological) grandma is and she talked about it all the time.

I should, you're right. That's OK, I'll pick a CD up in the Swedish neighborhood. It's called Andersonville, and it's on the north side, check it out when you're in town--good brunch places, and a bar with a killer jukebox.