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[scoot3816]

hey there, gorgeous. How 'bout those tigers tonight!! (be jealous, i'm going to see them play the red sox here in a month)

and i'll gladly let you be my playmate

 

[rootsfan]

yeah it was varsity blues...I saw that during my "OMG I LOVE PAUL WALKER" phase. Then once I had a dream with James Vanderbeek (Dawson) in it, and we totally made out (we were secret agents on a mission together) and it was pretty hot.

And yay! I get a spanking AND I have a lead role

Secret agents? Hmmm, when I dream of female celebrities, it doesn't get quite that elaborate. Then again, with Lit ladies such as yourself around, the celebrities aren't getting much action from me these days. (That's not just flattery, it's true.)

I thought you might enjoy both those things.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I want to be a playmate...

You can come play any time!

 

[AtFirstSight]

hey there, gorgeous. How 'bout those tigers tonight!! (be jealous, i'm going to see them play the red sox here in a month)

and I'll gladly let you be my playmate

I didn't see the Tigs tonight But I'm always there in spirit. And luuuucky, I would love to see them play the rSox.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I thought you might enjoy both those things.

there are lots of other things I enjoy, too

 

[AtFirstSight]

You can come play any time!

Could we play hide-n-seek?

 

[scoot3816]

I didn't see the Tigs tonight But I'm always there in spirit. And luuuucky, I would love to see them play the rSox.

I'm excited. I got the tickets for free.

so how's the summer treating you?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm excited. I got the tickets for free.

so how's the summer treating you?

Not bad, just working a lot. You?

 

[rootsfan]

there are lots of other things I enjoy, too

So I've imagined.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Could we play hide-n-seek?

I have lots of good ideas of where to hide!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I have lots of good ideas of where to hide!

ooo where, where?!

 

[scoot3816]

Not bad, just working a lot. You?

working a shit-ton. Somewhere around 6 or 7 days a week. I'm woooooorn out

 

[AtFirstSight]

So I've imagined.

In this case I think reality would be better.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

ooo where, where?!

If I tell you you'll find me too quickly...some surprise is surely in order!

 

[rootsfan]

Could we play hide-n-seek?

I'm trying to think of an original banana joke, but they've all been done. So I'll just sit here and throb at this picture for the moment.

 

[rootsfan]

In this case I think reality would be better.

Indubitably. Well, for me at least.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm trying to think of an original banana joke, but they've all been done. So I'll just sit here and throb at this picture for the moment.

I wish I could throb. Why don't I have a penis

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I wish I could throb. Why don't I have a penis

You can borrow mine!*


*Penis must not be detatched from owner. Warning: pleasurealble sensations may result. Consult your vagina before using penis.

 

[AtFirstSight]

If I tell you you'll find me too quickly...some surprise is surely in order!

I promise if you tell me I'll still act surprised

 

[AtFirstSight]

working a shit-ton. Somewhere around 6 or 7 days a week. I'm woooooorn out

yeah, forty hours a week in the summer sucks.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You can borrow mine!*


*Penis must not be detached from owner. Warning: pleasurealble sensations may result. Consult your vagina before using penis.

My vagina says yee-haw!

 

[rootsfan]

I wish I could throb. Why don't I have a penis

Well, I've made a few clits throb (or so I've been told), but I'm sure it's not the same thing. Having said that, although penises can throb, vaginas are ultimately far more powerful in many ways.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, I've made a few clits throb (or so I've been told), but I'm sure it's not the same thing. Having said that, although penises can throb, vaginas are ultimately far more powerful in many ways.

Of course they are. Vaginas can bring grown men to their knees very easily. Silly men

 

[AtFirstSight]

alas, I have work fairly early tomorrow morning.

goodnight all

 

[rootsfan]

Of course they are. Vaginas can bring grown men to their knees very easily. Silly men

Given vaginas' attributes, I'd say men are quite rational. If only the owners of said vaginas didn't take such delight in driving us mad.

Edit: Good night.