First Time Thread

Liar said:
A thread for new experiences. Report 'em when you have 'em.

I had a grilled cheese sandwich for the first time ever today. It did so not live up to the hype.
Today I learned the Golden Retrieve can, as the name of her bred implies, retrieve a half-empty carton of take-out shrimp and lobster sauce from the kitchen table and deposit it on the floor where she and her partner in crime, a vertically challenged beagle, then try to hide the evidence of their larceny, in their bellies.

Live and learn.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
impressive said:
Thank goodness. We're missing you something fierce. Actually, just last night we had a long conversation about the differences between kissing men and kissing women. We did let it (the conversation) dwell on your particular kisses for quite some time, though .... Yum.
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Today I learned the Golden Retrieve can, as the name of her bred implies, retrieve a half-empty carton of take-out shrimp and lobster sauce from the kitchen table and deposit it on the floor where she and her partner in crime, a vertically challenged beagle, then try to hide the evidence of their larceny, in their bellies.

Live and learn.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
It was a couple of weeks ago, but I learned that a typically well-mannered boxer puppy of 6 months will indeed leap up to the top of a dining room table (via a chair left pulled out) and proceed to devour the top layer of a birthday cake.
:mad:
Damn dog is just like our kids. They only want icing!
 
Today I learned that dissing grilles cheese sandwiches on a smut forum ends in an avalance of randy post about dual nakes jacking and kisses, apparently. Not a bad way to get jacked.

I still withold that my grilled sandwich was just a proper fresh sandwich but melted and burned. It took all the flavor out of the stuff, including the bread.
 
Liar said:
Today I learned that dissing grilles cheese sandwiches on a smut forum ends in an avalance of randy post about dual nakes jacking and kisses, apparently. Not a bad way to get jacked.

I still withold that my grilled sandwich was just a proper fresh sandwich but melted and burned. It took all the flavor out of the stuff, including the bread.
then you've had a burnt cheese sandwich.
I, personally, invite you to our home to get the full blown grilled cheese experience.
:kiss:
 
lucky-E-leven said:
then you've had a burnt cheese sandwich.
I, personally, invite you to our home to get the full blown grilled cheese experience.
:kiss:
Omg, lesbians and grilled cheese! There is a heaven! :nana:
 
lucky-E-leven said:
then you've had a burnt cheese sandwich.
I, personally, invite you to our home to get the full blown grilled cheese experience.
:kiss:
I'll hold you to it. To the invitation. Not to a grilled cheese sandwich, that would be just odd.

I still can't fathom how melting a class act cheese can do anything but take the zing out of it.
 
Ok folks, back on track. Virginal experiences, please. :cool:
 
Liar said:
I'll hold you to it. To the invitation. Not to a grilled cheese sandwich, that would be just odd.

I still can't fathom how melting a class act cheese can do anything but take the zing out of it.
If you do hold her to the grilled cheese, I want pictures.
 
Liar said:
I'll hold you to it. To the invitation. Not to a grilled cheese sandwich, that would be just odd.

I still can't fathom how melting a class act cheese can do anything but take the zing out of it.
Think, CHEESE FONDUE.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Think, CHEESE FONDUE.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
Tried it. Supposedly high q fondue too. The cutlery was kinda funky, but the taste didn't live up to the hype.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Thank goodness. We're missing you something fierce. Actually, just last night we had a long conversation about the differences between kissing men and kissing women. We did let it (the conversation) dwell on your particular kisses for quite some time, though .... Yum.

:kiss:



Today, for the first time, I lasted 45 minutes (but I'm not gonna tell you what I was doing). ;)
 
Liar said:
Tried it. Supposedly high q fondue too. The cutlery was kinda funky, but the taste didn't live up to the hype.
It's possible you have defective cheese taste buds. *nods*
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I began designing (and digging footings for) our new deck today.

Damn, I think I'm in over my head. :eek:

Oh well, I'll let our AH buddies that saw the before backyard judge the changes when they return.;)

p.s. I like grilled cheese sandwiches, when made right.

~lucky

You?
In over your head with a DIY project?
I think not.
I have complete faith in you, and if I was there, I'd be happy to help. 32 year's as the 'chippy's mate, to a confirmed and very able DIY-er does leave certain skills.
 
Gosling and I went out for dinner for her birthday, to a GENUINE Mexican restaurant.

I had my first ever, real, Mexican food. (Sorry Milwaukee). I loved it. But then, I didn't go crazy on the spices. My internal workings don't cope with heavy spicing. Just some simple ...... :confused: dammit, *cupping hands around mouth and bellowing to the other room*...what were they, Min????
 
Today is the first time I have read a thread about the pros and cons of grilled cheese sandwichs, by the way I enjoy a good griller every once in a while.

:D
 
Now this does bring back a memory of watching someone eating a grilled cheese sandwich while she cammed me.... LOL :D

Must be in the mood for grilled cheese sandwiches....potato bread, yellow american cheese. On each side of the bread that you grill, you spread mayo. when you grill it, it comes out fantastic.....trust me
 
Honey123 said:
Now this does bring back a memory of watching someone eating a grilled cheese sandwich while she cammed me.... LOL :D

Must be in the mood for grilled cheese sandwiches....potato bread, yellow american cheese. On each side of the bread that you grill, you spread mayo. when you grill it, it comes out fantastic.....trust me
I'm guessing not too often though. That sounds like a recipe for clogged veins. :eek:



Today I helped an old woman climb out of a dumpster. Never done that before.
 
Liar said:
Today I helped an old woman climb out of a dumpster. Never done that before.


I told you not to get your dates drunk before you take them home... :rolleyes:
 
matriarch said:
Gosling and I went out for dinner for her birthday, to a GENUINE Mexican restaurant.

I had my first ever, real, Mexican food. (Sorry Milwaukee). I loved it. But then, I didn't go crazy on the spices. My internal workings don't cope with heavy spicing. Just some simple ...... :confused: dammit, *cupping hands around mouth and bellowing to the other room*...what were they, Min????
You had fish tacos, love.
 
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