Your first...

1-First album- I've never bought an album
2-First Car- 2001 Jeep TJ Sport
3-First movie I bought tickets for- Deadpool
4-First concert- ZZ Top and Jeff Beck
5-First Comic book - to be determined
6-First book- The Rocket Boys. We watched October Sky in class and I really wanted to read the book.
7 First video game: Mario Kart, it came with my Switch
8-One more because this is lit. First adult mag: haven't bought one, first "adult" website was the 'hub.
 
My first album was Led Zeppelin II and I still have the old copy.
My first cassette was Black Sabbath We Sold Our Souls For Rock N Roll.
 
First real intoxication via a substance - either alcohol or gasoline, can't remember which was first.

First dumped breakup - when a girlfriend had her friend call me to tell me.

First dumping breakup - when a grown ass woman who gave me a GREAT summer after taking my virginity on my *coughcouth* 'th birthday started talking about marriage.
 
First car - I could afford it but it was way way smarter to sell it and zero out the loan balance after 2 years. The monthly payment savings went to pay for my

First overseas trip on my own dime - a yoga retreat in Mexico with my regular teacher, a dozen beauties from my regular yoga class, and zero other guys

First infidelity - age 25. We were breaking up anyway, the ink just hadn't dried on all the fuckyou's yet.

First concert - was supposed to be Black Crowes opening for ZZ Top, my date was hella late so all we got was ZZ Top. We didn't go out again.

First unsupervised road trip - included a memorable stop at Niagara Falls. The motel had a coin operated vibrating bed. No - a pair of them, because we weren't fuckin' gay for each other, man!
 
First 'big girl' paycheck, from a part time job? Some clothes, and a 'push-up' bra. My parents were very good at keeping me in garb. But I didn't want to tell/ask/explain to my mom why I wanted one. šŸ™ƒ
 
First "oh shit I'm stoned" experience - I smoked many times and didn't feel stoned, until the night a whole bunch of us were losing our shit over Gene Wilder's The Producers, which devolved into a series of funnier and funnier "you're fuckin' high!" "No, you're fuckin' high!" accusations, when I finally realized, "I'm high as fuck." It took a massive dose plus a severely infectious contact high for me to start feeling it.
 
<sigh> Got drunk for the first time at 4:30 pm on my 21st birthday and only because they brought the booze and the meal didn't come for a long time. Apparently drunk me with New Relationship Energy was adorable though so my girlfriend just thought it was hilarious.

Then I spent the summer buying alcohol for 20 year old beer snobs who taught me almost everything I know about drinking, except scotch. And every one of them looked like he was >24 yo which just made it weirder.
 
My first new-years eve party with my newlywed wife... got so drunk I played quick draw with empty liquor bottles, went next door and smoked hash with the neighbors, went to bed on our waterbed and got seasick and crawled into the bathroom to hang on to the toilet until everything stopped rotating... woke up to 1978.
 
First book - Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs. Used my allowance, age 9 at a school bookfair. Very formative.
First kiss - Lydia - pre-Lit-approved age.
First car - '75 Olds Delta 88 two-door hardtop. A really rather nice car all-in-all.
First album - REO Speedwagon's Hi-Infidelity on vinyl.
First Concert - Ozzy's Ultimate Sin
First pornographic film - was a two-fer on VHS from my local adult store, the day after I was old enough to enter legally. Sounds of Sex starring Tantala Ray and Family Heat starring Helga Sven. Even then I loved the older gals.
 
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