First Time Phonesex

[juicylips]

If someone was thinking about taking the plunge into mutual masturbation via the phone...what advice would you give them?


What "ingredients" make great phonesex for you?

Tell me.
jl

 

[nasty1]

Having phonesex with JL.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Don't forget to put a condom over the phone.

Oh, and call you.

 

[Oscuridad]

Imagination.

 

[islandman]

A headset.

 

[just pet]

When men have told me how much they like phone sex, I generally advise them to grease up the Princess really well first...

 

[juicylips]

*Laughing*

Ok..ok....let me disclaimer that this isn't a thread for me to pop phone cherries.

I wanted some people to post advice or ideas that would help someone who was nervous about the prospect.

 

[Oscuridad]

In that case...

Privacy.

 

[Starblayde]

Having phonesex with JL.

Damn straight

 

[fuzzel]

A headset.

NOOOOOOO! A Speaker-phone!

 

[juicylips]

Damn straight

Hey you!!!


Long time no cum...er...I mean talk. *cough*

 

[islandman]

NOOOOOOO! A Speaker-phone!

Why on earth would you want to do it over a speaker-phone? I headset is so much more personal, almost like the other person is inside, well, your ear.

 

[plasticman33]

Phone sex? What's phone sex? Can they reproduce?

 

[marksgirl]

NOOOOOOO! A Speaker-phone!

You stole my line sister!

 

[Starblayde]

Long time no cum...er...I mean talk. *cough*

yeah.... 12 hours is a looooong time

 

[fuzzel]

Why on earth would you want to do it over a speaker-phone? I headset is so much more personal, almost like the other person is inside, well, your ear.

Well, okay, you're right. If you're only talking to one other person, but if there are more than that involved, a speaker phone can come in very handy (or so I've heard)...

 

[fuzzel]

But that's probably for the advanced phone sex course. I'm sure JL will get to that next week....

 

[islandman]

Well, okay, you're right. If you're only talking to one other person, but if there are more than that involved, a speaker phone can come in very handy (or so I've heard)...

Group phone sex? Really? I never knew such a thing existed!

 

[fuzzel]

Group phone sex? Really? I never knew such a thing existed!

The THINGS you can pick up around here are astounding, aren't they?????

 

[plasticman33]

Group phone sex? Really? I never knew such a thing existed!

Hmmmmmmmm, think of the potential, a threesome would be nothing.....You could have a phone sex orgy!!

 

[Guest]

Close the blinds and keep your hands free......just a guess.

 

[islandman]

The THINGS you can pick up around here are astounding, aren't they?????

Pssssssst.........have you noticed? Everyone around here is a perv.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

The THINGS you can pick up around here are astounding, aren't they?????

I'm sorry, what did you say your phone number was?

 

[juicylips]

yeah.... 12 hours is a looooong time

Waaaaay too long.

I already miss you.

 

[juicylips]

After reading these posts...I think we're scaring the newbies.