First porno stash/erotic memories

topale

Low Ear Thor Bit
Joined
Apr 24, 2005
Posts
5,269
topale said:
Many of my early erotic memories, before becoming sexually active, come from magazine stashes that were out of the 70's era. Just curious as to what other Litsters experiences were. Were they mags? Were they stories/literature? Movies? Internet? Other?

By all means, feel free to post pics. My intent here is show and tell.

Pictures like these were hard to come by. This was mail order or under the counter at the newstand.

My first experience was a nudist magazine. There were nude families with people of all ages, playing volley ball, swimming, drinking coffee, all sorts of things.
The weirdest thing in the mag was a teen Valentines Day party. Pictures of nude teen girls and boys tied up with contruction paper chains and Valentine drawn on their chests with lipstick. Girls with tiny budding breasts and damned little pubic hair were chained to boys with hairless balls and flaccid little dicks. Not an erection in the crowd.
I couldn't have handled it. I would have embarrassed my family and been asked to leave.
 
highschool and playboy as well penthouse letters. I started buying my junior year. I always thought the women in the magazine were just so very gorgeous. Always got me to daydreaming about girly curves. Mmmm.

And the letters magazine... oh the things I wanted to try!
 
My first prono was looking up dresses and stealing my old man's Playboys.
 
my PUTER went all black....what's with that ?
please help me TOPALE
...and download your stash
:D
 
Found my fathers old playboys in the basement..than older brothers penthouses in the clubhouse....fond memories of hairy bushes :)
 
MsMuffet said:
I was educated very early with Penthouse and the likes... mom worked in a book factory and brought them home for her brother. I was terribly curious then.

Hopefully you're still curious today.

I found my dad's stash of porn mags & clippings when I was snooping around. Man, they were eye openers! I still remember one mag in particular- it was some German magazine with two ladies in it; they started out undressing one another and then eating one another out. They were eventually joined by this guys and it was the first time I had seen a huge cock going into a woman. I was amazed! The only thing that was kind of awkward was their lack of expressions- it was kind of cold & mechanical and yet kinda sexy.

Later on when VCRs became a little more prevelant, I found a few tapes my dad had bought and seeing moving pictures brought up another set of exciting things to ogle. Sound, expresssions, and an orgasm in action was all so exciting! I was amazed again- I even admired Ron Jeremy then!

Dubious start way back when...

it's all good now. :)
 
bronzeage said:
Pictures like these were hard to come by. This was mail order or under the counter at the newstand.
My first experience was a nudist magazine. There were nude families with people of all ages, playing volley ball, swimming, drinking coffee, all sorts of things.
The weirdest thing in the mag was a teen Valentines Day party. Pictures of nude teen girls and boys tied up with contruction paper chains and Valentine drawn on their chests with lipstick. Girls with tiny budding breasts and damned little pubic hair were chained to boys with hairless balls and flaccid little dicks. Not an erection in the crowd.
I couldn't have handled it. I would have embarrassed my family and been asked to leave.

That's strange. I would think that nudist mags would classify as "hard to come by". I have to say, I'm not sure what to think of the whole nudist point of view.

VermilionSkye said:
highschool and playboy as well penthouse letters. I started buying my junior year. I always thought the women in the magazine were just so very gorgeous. Always got me to daydreaming about girly curves. Mmmm.
And the letters magazine... oh the things I wanted to try!

Some Moron said:
My first prono was looking up dresses and stealing my old man's Playboys.

As far as Playboy goes, I always thought it was too tame. The only Playboy my father ever had (that I found) was the 1980 anniversary edition. Penthouse was more intriguing than Playboy as far as I was concerned. Letters was good. :)

Some Moron said:
My first prono was looking up dresses and stealing my old man's Playboys.

I reminisced looking up my third grade teachers dress (under the desk) in third grade. At my last Thanksgiving vacation home, some of my friends recalled the experience.

MsMuffet said:
I was educated very early with Penthouse and the likes... mom worked in a book factory and brought them home for her brother. I was terribly curious then.

I don't supposed she/he was a collector was she/he? :devil:

sufisaint said:
Found my fathers old playboys in the basement..than older brothers penthouses in the clubhouse....fond memories of hairy bushes :)

I think hairy is sexy. Trimmed hairy that is. Congo hairy can be somewhat scary.
 
topale said:
I reminisced looking up my third grade teachers dress (under the desk) in third grade. At my last Thanksgiving vacation home, some of my friends recalled the experience.

Yeah, my first experience was not a teacher, but this hot Sunday school teacher at the Kingdom Hall. We would be sitting in a circle, and whoo hoo... pup tent.
 
I seen my first porn about 3 years ago. That is the first erotic memories I have in terms of masturbating to it.

I did see a playgirl, and a penthouse. I seen my brothers penthouse by accident when I was twelve.
 
When I was fifteen, I found a fuckbook in the ditch. A fuckbook is the name we used when I was a soldier to describe paperback books that were explicit in nature. There were racks of them in the sex shops near base. At fifteen, I didn't know what a fuck book was, but I knew that this one made my dick hard.

I was jerking off to it for days, until my Mom found it.

It was gone one day. I didn't say anything to my Mom.

Some months later, I had a religious experience and 'got right with God' and asked for his forgiveness. I confessed to my Mom that I had that book. She said that she found it and 'threw that filthy thing away'.

I didn't touch my dick for three weeks, praying to God when my dick got hard and my balls started to ache. Then, when I couldn't take it any more and jerked off. I think I orgasmed in about two strokes. It seemed like I came a cup.

I have not let things back up like that again....
 
overthebow said:
When I was fifteen, I found a fuckbook in the ditch. A fuckbook is the name we used when I was a soldier to describe paperback books that were explicit in nature. There were racks of them in the sex shops near base. At fifteen, I didn't know what a fuck book was, but I knew that this one made my dick hard.

I was jerking off to it for days, until my Mom found it.

It was gone one day. I didn't say anything to my Mom.

Some months later, I had a religious experience and 'got right with God' and asked for his forgiveness. I confessed to my Mom that I had that book. She said that she found it and 'threw that filthy thing away'.

I didn't touch my dick for three weeks, praying to God when my dick got hard and my balls started to ache. Then, when I couldn't take it any more and jerked off. I think I orgasmed in about two strokes. It seemed like I came a cup.

I have not let things back up like that again....

Heh, I remember asking one of the elders about whacking off. It was not specifically said in the Bible we used anywhere, so then why was it considered bad then? I was never answered.
 
bronzeage said:
topale said:
My first experience was a nudist magazine. There were nude families with people of all ages, playing volley ball, swimming, drinking coffee, all sorts of things.
The weirdest thing in the mag was a teen Valentines Day party. Pictures of nude teen girls and boys tied up with contruction paper chains and Valentine drawn on their chests with lipstick. Girls with tiny budding breasts and damned little pubic hair were chained to boys with hairless balls and flaccid little dicks. Not an erection in the crowd.
I couldn't have handled it. I would have embarrassed my family and been asked to leave.

When I was 13 I was at this middle school dance. This one chick was wearing a dress that showed a some clevage. Of course on a pubesent girl, that's like driving out by a field and seeing the "Commerical Lot for Sale" sign. There just isn't anything there yet. Regaurdless, I had such mad wood I had to go blast one off in the bathroom.

So I wonder if they gave them kids salt-peter or something.
 
Some Moron said:
Heh, I remember asking one of the elders about whacking off. It was not specifically said in the Bible we used anywhere, so then why was it considered bad then? I was never answered.


The cop out was usually the "spilling the seed on the ground" thing. In my church, people didn't talk about that much.
 
Lust Engine said:
Hopefully you're still curious today.

I found my dad's stash of porn mags & clippings when I was snooping around. Man, they were eye openers! I still remember one mag in particular- it was some German magazine with two ladies in it; they started out undressing one another and then eating one another out. They were eventually joined by this guys and it was the first time I had seen a huge cock going into a woman. I was amazed! The only thing that was kind of awkward was their lack of expressions- it was kind of cold & mechanical and yet kinda sexy.

Later on when VCRs became a little more prevelant, I found a few tapes my dad had bought and seeing moving pictures brought up another set of exciting things to ogle. Sound, expresssions, and an orgasm in action was all so exciting! I was amazed again- I even admired Ron Jeremy then!

Dubious start way back when...

it's all good now. :)

Of course! But the best part is I won't get grounded for being curious NOW!

I was a snooper, too. Dubious dealings were shared by the other kids in the neighborhood, too. I will never forget the smell inside those garages. *skews face*

And topale... mom is definitely NOT a collector! *laughs* The uncle? Quite possibly.
 
Some Moron said:
Yeah, my first experience was not a teacher, but this hot Sunday school teacher at the Kingdom Hall. We would be sitting in a circle, and whoo hoo... pup tent.

Oh I think those are possibly the kinkiest teachers. Don't ask me why though.

Lorelei_11 said:
I did see a playgirl, and a penthouse. I seen my brothers penthouse by accident when I was twelve.

Were you curious with the Penthouse and continue looking? Or were you in awe and leave all creaped out?

overthebow said:
I have not let things back up like that again....

Wise choice. Blue balls is a bitch.

Some Moron said:
Heh, I remember asking one of the elders about whacking off. It was not specifically said in the Bible we used anywhere, so then why was it considered bad then? I was never answered.

Again I say. Blue balls is a bitch :D

QUOTE=marshalt] So I wonder if they gave them kids salt-peter or something.[/QUOTE]

There were rumors that salt peter was given to recruits in boot camp. I don't think that was the case.

MsMuffet said:
And topale... mom is definitely NOT a collector! *laughs* The uncle? Quite possibly.

Collections are not a bad thing. :)
 
topale said:
Oh I think those are possibly the kinkiest teachers. Don't ask me why though.

Probably not enough at home? I have no idea, but yeah, I learned more about crotches in those years than any others. I was about 11 at the time, talking about the end of the world, going door to door and reading the Awake! magazine when the entire time my eyes were fixated on what was beyond the various varieties of hose she wore. :p

Then the Playboys would send me over the edge.

A few years later, some friends had some old ones they gave me. That was the first semi-hardcore mags I ever saw. Hustler? Wow... like wow.
 
Back
Top