*Eve*
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From the network that brought you When Animals Attack FOX now brings you.....When White People Dance.
It will terrify you, make you laugh make you cry make you say WTF!@#$%^&
Ok kiddos just having a little fun but seriously, I went to a wedding this weekend with my new boyfriend(who is a cutie pie btw) and as far as I could tell I was the only black person at the whole function. (Just setting the scene) Anyway, the wedding was very nice and the the reception was beautiful and at first the DJ was playing slow love songs so everything was going okay. Then after dinner was over the DJ started playing Hip Hop and that's when all hell broke loose. I haven't seen such creative moves since Footloose. Some people were dancing like that had lost their minds, my boyfriend included. The Macarena became the "I lost my keys" dance and the Electric slide became a 20 pile up car wreck with people going in all different directions. Some woman looked liked she was doing the funky chicken to Who Let the Dogs Out. I thought this man was having a heart attack when Shake it Fast came on. Oh well, I had a good time anyway.
Disclaimer: before some of you get all bent out of shape this was all in fun and I am by no way saying that all white people can't dance, some of the people at the wedding were shaking their moneymakers.
Comments are welcome.
It will terrify you, make you laugh make you cry make you say WTF!@#$%^&
Ok kiddos just having a little fun but seriously, I went to a wedding this weekend with my new boyfriend(who is a cutie pie btw) and as far as I could tell I was the only black person at the whole function. (Just setting the scene) Anyway, the wedding was very nice and the the reception was beautiful and at first the DJ was playing slow love songs so everything was going okay. Then after dinner was over the DJ started playing Hip Hop and that's when all hell broke loose. I haven't seen such creative moves since Footloose. Some people were dancing like that had lost their minds, my boyfriend included. The Macarena became the "I lost my keys" dance and the Electric slide became a 20 pile up car wreck with people going in all different directions. Some woman looked liked she was doing the funky chicken to Who Let the Dogs Out. I thought this man was having a heart attack when Shake it Fast came on. Oh well, I had a good time anyway.
Disclaimer: before some of you get all bent out of shape this was all in fun and I am by no way saying that all white people can't dance, some of the people at the wedding were shaking their moneymakers.
Comments are welcome.
