Finish this rhyme

[celiaKitten]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick ...

 

[curious2c]

Jack jumped Jill and now Jills morning sick

 

[seXieleXie]

*cough*
i'm dumb
*cough*cough*

 

[celiaKitten]

Jack fucked himself with that candlestick

 

[Ice Cold]

Jack was slow and burned his dick.

 

[Nora]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick ...

Jack couldn't be bothered to bring Jill to orgasm, the selfish bastard. Oh, and Jack's a prick.

 

[Monazwx]

This isn't the version I learnt!

 

[Chicklet]

i'm so not clever.

 

[celiaKitten]

NEW ONE!

Mirror mirror on the wall ...

 

[Vinny]

I am gonna fuck you until you fall

 

[Agent99]

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack cyberfucked with a simple mouse click

 

[Ice Cold]

find a girl I'd like to ball.

 

[ridddder]

Mirror Mirror on the wall-

Will I get to fuck cinderella after the ball.....

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick-

Fuck her ass with your veiny thick dick.....

Wee willie winkie runs through the town-

Fucking all the virgins who sleep without nightgowns....

(from 2livecrew.....)
Mama bear and Papa bear were walking through the forest, Mama bear asked Papa bear if he would eat her porridge, Papa bear said shit bitch you must think I'm sick, but get down on your bear ass knees, and suck this bear ass dick.....

So what are we up to now? Being Andrew Dice Fucking Clay for a day? Gee Fucking WIzz!!!!

 

[Temptress_1960]

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick...
But not too quick, dammit.