Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[bbcbarry9033]

I usually do, I think 13 is my personal best.

What's your favorite condiment?

A trojan full of mayonnaise.

What's a trojan horse?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A trojan full of mayonnaise.

What's a trojan horse?

An extra-large size condom.

Why are college fraternities named with Greek letters?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

An extra-large size condom.

Why are college fraternities named with Greek letters?

You spelled sodororities wrong.

What exactly is pi?

 

[JudeRodney]

You spelled sodororities wrong.

What exactly is pi?

As the movie says, "Sex is like warm apple pi."

Why is water wet?

 

[Redeyedempath]

As the movie says, "Sex is like warm apple pi."

Why is water wet?

Water is wet, because whomever created this Earth wanted to constantly remind us that we should be sticking our tongues in a wet hole.

Why do we yawn?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Water is wet, because whomever created this Earth wanted to constantly remind us that we should be sticking our tongues in a wet hole.

Why do we yawn?

Because it’s a sign our bodies are bored of the wait between getting oral sex.

What do we use cars for?

 

[AllAmericanMale]

What do we use cars for?

Close quarters copulation.

Why do we chew gum?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Close quarters copulation.

Why do we chew gum?

Tongue and jaw exercise

Why are there 24 hours in the day?

 

[WCSGarland]

Tongue and jaw exercise

Why are there 24 hours in the day?

Because way back, one guy was bragging that his schlong was as long as the day, so the day was made 24 hours to shut him up.

Why is Saturday Bath Day?

 

[Mj2025]

Because way back, one guy was bragging that his schlong was as long as the day, so the day was made 24 hours to shut him up.

Why is Saturday Bath Day?

Because Sunday thru Monday is (golden) shower day!

Why did the clock strike 12?

 

[WCSGarland]

Because Sunday thru Monday is (golden) shower day!

Why did the clock strike 12?

It wasn't a clock, it was a cock, and it wasn't striking, it was stroking, and only needing 12 strokes to cum is a sign of PE.

How deep is the Grand Canyon?

 

[michael00kk]

It wasn't a clock, it was a cock, and it wasn't striking, it was stroking, and only needing 12 strokes to cum is a sign of PE.

How deep is the Grand Canyon?

Not as deep as your mother, Trebec

When did you wake up?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Up’s still sleeping in her cage.

What’s going on?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Up’s still sleeping in her cage.

What’s going on?

What’s not going on is a condom. We’re raw dogging & bare backing all the way!

What’s a moon doggie?

 

[Sunlover102]

What’s not going on is a condom. We’re raw dogging & bare backing all the way!

What’s a moon doggie?

Doggy style outdoors on a full moon.
Warm mosquito free night.
Down by a lake or flat sea so we can watch two full moons for the price of one.

What does this mean?

while passing through the airport, don't wear any kinky clothing that is likely to pique the interest of security.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Doggy style outdoors on a full moon.
Warm mosquito free night.
Down by a lake or flat sea so we can watch two full moons for the price of one.

What does this mean?

while passing through the airport, don't wear any kinky clothing that is likely to pique the interest of security.

Someone wants bored security guards

Which is better, green or gold?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Someone wants bored security guards

Which is better, green or gold?

Depends. If your shower's green, you might consider a better algaecide for your water supply. If your shower's gold, you might want to reconsider your kinks.

Why do people shower anyway?

 

[VelvetWaves]

A shower is an excuse for a prude to get naked.

What comes to your mind when you think of gold?

 

[SmilingLez]

Getting a mouthful of gold sparkles motor-boating a stripper.

What is the best house warming gift you can give to a new homeowner?

 

[WCSGarland]

Getting a mouthful of gold sparkles motor-boating a stripper.

What is the best house warming gift you can give to a new homeowner?

A glory hole between all the rooms.

What is better on the floor, carpet or throw rug?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A glory hole between all the rooms.

What is better on the floor, carpet or throw rug?

Well, if the carpet matches the drapes.... No Merkins need apply!

Best use for a walking cane?

 

[SmilingLez]

inserting it where the sun doesn't shine

Football or Soccer?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

inserting it where the sun doesn't shine

Football or Soccer?

Well, for the malesub masochists a foot to the balls can be appreciated, and femsub masochists might enjoy their Dom/me playing sock-her....

Basketball or Hockey?

 

[AnomalyLady]

Well, for the malesub masochists a foot to the balls can be appreciated, and femsub masochists might enjoy their Dom/me playing sock-her....

Basketball or Hockey?

I will go with the one that involves balls, thank you.

Pasta or pizza?

 

[WCSGarland]

Pasta Lady de lube, she needs to get ready for a pizza de chef's salami.

How many dominoes are in a set?