Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[bbcbarry9033]

I usually do, I think 13 is my personal best.

What's your favorite condiment?

A trojan full of mayonnaise.

What's a trojan horse?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A trojan full of mayonnaise.

What's a trojan horse?

An extra-large size condom.

Why are college fraternities named with Greek letters?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

An extra-large size condom.

Why are college fraternities named with Greek letters?

You spelled sodororities wrong.

What exactly is pi?

 

[JudeRodney]

You spelled sodororities wrong.

What exactly is pi?

As the movie says, "Sex is like warm apple pi."

Why is water wet?

 

[Redeyedempath]

As the movie says, "Sex is like warm apple pi."

Why is water wet?

Water is wet, because whomever created this Earth wanted to constantly remind us that we should be sticking our tongues in a wet hole.

Why do we yawn?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Water is wet, because whomever created this Earth wanted to constantly remind us that we should be sticking our tongues in a wet hole.

Why do we yawn?

Because it’s a sign our bodies are bored of the wait between getting oral sex.

What do we use cars for?

 

[AllAmericanMale]

What do we use cars for?

Close quarters copulation.

Why do we chew gum?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Close quarters copulation.

Why do we chew gum?

Tongue and jaw exercise

Why are there 24 hours in the day?

 

[WCSGarland]

Tongue and jaw exercise

Why are there 24 hours in the day?

Because way back, one guy was bragging that his schlong was as long as the day, so the day was made 24 hours to shut him up.

Why is Saturday Bath Day?